Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

On the left: Yzma from Disney’s “The Emperor’s New Groove”
On The Right: Tila Tequilass Tequila

A few of the closet bigots from the pregnancy message board I mentioned in my Happy Nappy Head blog left comments there. How intriguing! Check it out and tell me what you think! The truth hurts!!

Never ones to stay unemployed and mediocre for TOO long, hussies video chicks Larissa Aurora aka “Bootz” and Shay Johnson “Buckeey” from Flavor Of Love managed to snag a spot in Fabolous’ new video “Baby Don’t Go.”

See, when I saw them on FOL I just KNEW that these girls were destined for greatness. No weave is too long! No role too degrading! Not my girls!

Really I have no words……

A 3 year old toddler who was found walking the streets of Pioneer Square this weekend will stay in foster care at least until Wednesday according to Child Protective Services. He was found wandering alone, barefoot, while his mother was at Last Supper Club SHUCKING her duties as a parent and acting like a damned chickenhead. A male Thank GOD he wasn’t a pedophile right? saw the little boy walking disorientedly and took him to Trinity where the police were called. From what I heard, the skank chic came out of the club wondering where her child was and found the fuzz waiting for her (yay fuzz!) well she asked for her kid and they told her they had the child. The scaliwag then proceeded to ask for the child back *gasp*! Thank God I wasn’t on the beat…I would’ve been suspended for police brutality for ramming my baton down her throat, straight LAPD style. She’s a chickenhead.
Look if you don’t want to have kids good! Keep your legs shut and wear protection or take birth control. It’s not hard. I don’t think she should keep her child at all and I think that the child should go to a capable family member or family who will treat the child with respect and love. WTF was this ho broad thinking??? Is the prospect of finding a new baby daddy THAT damned appealing that you have to leave the child that you have alone in the club, with the car unlocked? Talk about f*ck effort…..
I hope her ovaries dry out and her uterus rots. *SMDH* God help us these chickenheads are the worst this year.
Seattle Times