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(Spotted at Perez Hilton)

I came across this photo and was amazed at homegirl doing her thing HELLA pregnant! The commenters at Hilton’s site were overwhelmingly disgusted by the pregnant girl’s body. Why? I would’ve preferred that she would’ve ditched the friend (these are the singers from Russian group T.A.T.U), but I think she looks great!!! What’s the problem??? Pregnant girls like getting smashed too!!! Believe me, I know!!! LOL

I hate her………*turns green with envy*

Christina Aguilera will be displaying all of the nude photos she took for the January issue of Marie Claire in her home! Isn’t that narcisstic cute?

A source said: “Christina loved those pictures, and wants to put them up in her house so everyone can see them.

“She also wants them to be up when the baby is born so she can show him or her what their mum looked like while she was pregnant.”

Yeah well I’m looking at taking some too but they damned sure won’t be nude. I don’t want to frighten my boys or answer any questions along the lines of “Mommy! Why do your tits look like two deflated rump roasts hanging down to your girlie parts?”

Not good for my soul at all……

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Christina Aguilera graces the January issue of Marie Claire looking STUNNING. Pregnant chicks have the game on lock this year huh?

Umm I’m glad that she feels sexy and all but I am tired, uncomfortable and ravenous most of the time. My cover would probably include me with chocolate all over my face, holding a drumstick, crumbs all on my belly sitting in a chair. That and my tits are DAMNED sure not that perky for being pregnant. Neither are hers but I don’t have the benefit of being airbrushed.

Whoopty doo!! Talk about stating the damned obvious!

It’s perhaps America’s worst-kept secret – but after weeks of speculation, Jennifer Lopez finally confirmed her pregnancy Wednesday night during a Miami stop on her El Cantante Tour.

“Marc and I are expecting a baby!” the glowing singer announced to a shocked audience.

Just as surprised? Husband (and fellow tour headliner) Marc Anthony, who shrugged his shoulders, caressed his wife’s stomach, then leaned over and kissed her belly. “I didn’t know she was going to talk,” he told the crowd.

That crowd that acted so surprised must have been bussed in from under the rock of Gibraltar because it was oh so obvious. Congrats regardless! *blows party favor*

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The moms were out at night in L.A. last night looking nice. See? Moms is pimps too!


(Is it JUST me or does Halle look a) tired or b) faded???)

DAMN!!! Halle Berry is killing all us other “pregnant hoes” with her fashion game. And she rocked the open back dress too! Now that takes guts! Simply stated: La Berry looks STUNNING. Take that J. Lo!

Halle Berry showed up to the premiere of her new movie “Things We Lost in the Fire” looking fab except for one thing wasn’t quite right.

I don’t know if she fell down a flight of stairs or was going for the “I Just Got Plowed” look, but she should know that she has to make sure her weave/wig is on point at all times. You didn’t bring a comb Halle?

I know a preggie when I see one and damn it put down $50 on the books from me that she is knocked up. Girl stop! Those ‘tetas’ are voluptous AND the belly is visibly rotund and protruding.

Jenny from the block performed on Good Morning America today and was interviewed by Diane Sawyer. Get this though:

Speaking amid a crowd of people outside the ABC studio in the middle of Times Square, where Lopez, 38, performed a live concert to promote her new CD Brave, a pained-looking Sawyer said to the singer: “All right, all right, I know what everybody’s asking, and I know you have so little privacy in your life … so, I’m just going to say, ‘How are you?’ ”

Replied Lopez: “I’m very well, thank you. This is really, really a great, happy time in my life. … Everything’s great.”

She credited her happiness to her new album and her current concert tour with husband Marc Anthony – for which Lopez has dressed in modest, loose-fitting ensembles designed by Roberto Cavalli. (Her GMA dress was equally ample.)

When the interview segment of Lopez’s appearance concluded, Sawyer, 61, said to her guest, “Can I hug you, ’cause I’m happy.”

Sawyer then embraced Lopez’s shoulder, never coming anywhere near her stomach.

How much you want to bet that Diane Sawyer knows for sure she’s pregnant, but didn’t want to give it away and that J.Lo already brokered or will broker a deal to announce her pregnancy to Sawyer?

Before you bet I was one of the first to call Christina Aguilera’s pregnancy and Tameka Foster’s as well.

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If one didn’t know before, you would damned sure know by now. This is is what multiples looks like. Doesn’t that hurt???

She looks great though. Her pregnant swagger is sick!

This is why I threatened to punch my man square in the trachea if I would’ve had twins. *SMDH* Men ain’t no damned good……..

Well damn Tori!! She wasn’t playing after she had her baby earlier this year was she? She knows that she doesn’t have much going for her face, so her body needs to be on point.