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Ahhh America’s Next Top Model winner Caridee English makes me laugh everytime I see her photos. I couldn’t resist making fun of this one. What does this picture say to you??????

For me, it just screams: “Yeah baby, you know what fun is? Fun is you, me and your d*ck dipped in some grade A ‘caine!! Yeah……..”

Chrisette Michele outside of the “Late Show With David Letterman” making her way in. She is so gorgeous! Love her look. And her voice is even better. Yet another great singer.

Nicole Richie was also at the Letterman show looking like two toothpicks on a stick. What’s new???

Caridee English was on hand for ESPN Magazine’s Summer Fun Party Hosted by Taye Diggs and Laila Ali in NYC. Her makeup makes her look dead. Inflect SOME color please!

Laila looked STUNNING! I really noticed how gorgeous she was on “Dancing With The Stars.” She doesn’t disappoint here.

Taye Diggs doing his best to look like an ass. Word of advice: THOSE HATS DO NOT FIT YOU. That is all…..

Kim Kardashian may be a groupie have a bad rep but she always looks good. Love this outfit and her body is banging. She was on hand for Caroline D’Amore’s Birthday Party in West Hollywood. And guess who else was invited:

Can someone please tell me who invited Leilene from “Flavor Of Love” and “Charm School?” I’m just asking. Who would’ve thought that making an ass of yourself on national television would get you into parties. Her shoes are whack.

Caridee English, winner of America’s Next Top Model Season 7, looking real hungry. Please feed the models, or they’ll eat your jewelry. Actually looking at this picture, she looks like she wants to eat him.

Bucky O’Hare Diddy was there. I might add he looked stylish in his suit. That is all…..

Miss fall on my ass all on national tv USA Rachel Smith and Miss Universe Japan Riyo Mori look cute. Love their smiles!

AJ, formerly of 106 & Park, with current host Rocsi.

Aubrey looking busted. I am still trying to figure out WHY she wore a colored scarf with all black and THOSE HO SHOES! Yes we all know what they are. Glass on shoes=fashion faux pas. Don’t her and Dawn just always look greasy?

Hmmm….interesting. Where is Kim Porter? Oh yes, that’s right. Hiding in the cave she built out of brick, mortar and self-pity.