Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Happy Thursday! You know how I show you my love? A RehDogg video. Hey! It’s better than me inviting you to my island “resort” and giving you some Kool-Aid to drink…..

I got hipped to this cat from being over at C&D last year and I gotta tell ya…..he’s THE BEST. Would it be bad to admit that I actually think about him when I’m alone in the tub??**

What’s not to like about this video? We’ve got the Ike Turner bowl cut wig going on, the black cape for the black hobbit effect, the yelping like a dying moose, AND the piece de resistance: the quick glimpse of two dogs humping. This is everything I ever wanted in a video. Word to Missy and Busta Rhymes circa 1995.

**LOL yeah right…if I were thinking of drowning myself.

I bet if this picture of Busta Rhymes, Trick Daddy, Fat Joe and DJ Khaled were a scratch ‘n’ sniff it would smell like: bacon grease, Dax hair grease, weed and flavored condoms.

The guys performed at Mansion Nightclub for what I don’t know. It’s not like they’ve put out good sh*t recently this weekend.

I will keep this short because it’s deja vu it seems like. Kanye West remix featuring Lil’ Wayne and Busta Rhymes (WOW!). DJ Skee (The Game’s man) is behind this one I guess…..

Lil’ Wayne’s bravado is the usual. Busta Rhymes spits real well on this one though. That’s still my dude (with his egg sandwich-after-sex-eating self lol). I actually kind of like this song. It will grow on me eventually I guess.

Click here to listen!

Busta Rhymes showed up to court today stemming from assault charges back in 2006. Busta’s been having a real hard time lately, especially ever since his bodyguard was killed last year. Busta has refused to cooperate fully with the cops relating to the murder.

Maybe talking to the cops and helping to bring justice to your friend’s killers might help with that bad luck Busta. I’m just saying…..

Apparently Busta Rhymes wasn’t having a happy birthday after all. As a matter of fact, he was plain miserable according to some eyewitnesses. The NY Post reports that the spent his birthday sulking in the club. He celebrated his 35th birthday at Suite in Miami last weekend and it wasn’t pretty.

“He acted miserable and no one in his entourage spoke to him all night. Busta just stood in a corner alone with his bodyguard. When one of the waitresses brought him a bottle of Cristal with a lit sparkler sticking out of the cork, he claimed he never wanted it and ordered her to send it back.” Rhymes then complained that he wasn’t paying for the liquor and spent the rest of the night mouthing the words to his own songs that the deejay played for him

I guess all those legal troubles have him less than pleased. But I don’t know…maybe karma has a funny way of rewarding one for keeping mum about the murder of their own bodyguard? I’m just saying…….