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Where is his girl???

The Game just HAD to let us know that his love affair with Britney Spears is over. Funny, I don’t think Britney would’ve smashed even if she weren’t a drunk cokewhore!

“Naw, I’m over Britney. I seen a picture where she had some extensions in her hair and some fishnet stockings with like Wonder Woman panties. I don’t know where she was coming from or where she was going, but she wasn’t coming to my house with that on,” Game told the cameras. “I’m breaking up with Britney.”

Britney: “Nigga what? Nigga who?”

*sobbing* He ain’t no DAMNED good still being with that girl, when I’ve got TWO good, tried and true ovaries that are ready for him to “pollenate.”

*In best Bronx voice* But I love him….*sigh* She is just chilling with my man, Rene aka Residente of Calle 13, at the Latin Grammy party while I marinate in my own jealous rage and disgust!!!!! If I see her in the streets, I’ma “pop my trunk….”

Sh*t ain’t right man…*sniffles* I’ll be back. I gotta go put on “Love Is A Losing Game” by Amy Winehouse. Maybe I’ll dedicate “November Rain” on Guitar Hero to him to ease my sorrow………….

**I kid. But I will take her man if she don’t keep it tight. Word to Britney Spears…**

I cannot even BEGIN to understand how anyone would defend this pop tart. It’s not like she gives a crap. But one chick decided to go crazy for Brit-Brit. My question is why are we standing up for a coked out, slutbag whore who used to rub elbows with KNOWN racists? *ahem Paris Hilton ahem*

Why am I not surprised??? I wouldn’t be surprised if she drank vats of man-juice in the morning for a high to be honest. What ISN’T f*cked up about Britney?????

In her latest indiscretion, she is rumored to have told some cat to snort that “china white” off her breasticles.

The troubled star invited guitarist Scott Kohler and ten other revellers back to her Hollywood mansion for a party, just two days after she lost visiting rights to her two young sons.
Scott, who had met Britney earlier that night in Los Angeles club Hyde, claims one male member of the party offered Britney cocaine and “joked he wanted to do a line off her chest and she agreed.”

Scott, 29, said Britney “seemed drunk” and alleged she also snorted the class-A drug, even though she passed a court ordered drug test the next day.

He added to In Touch Weekly magazine: “She was in a great mood. She didn’t have a care in the world.”

Hell yeah! So WHAT if you had two kids to bait some backup dancer who would’ve stayed with you for MONEY alone?????? It’s HER world.

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Damn Tony! Is it that damned bad?

I mean I know he was smashing Carrie Underwood for a minute, so why would he downgrade? I guess his dating game is more flip-flop than his QB game. Yeah I said it!!

Apparently Ryan Seacrest saw Romo and Spears get down with the get down at the club. Ewww! I just threw up in my mouth.

Ryan Seacrest – who was at Hollywood club Les Deux October 26 when Britney Spears mingled with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo — said he saw the singer give him a lap dance.

“I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood,” he said on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. “She had her sunglasses on. I said, ‘Busy day, huh?’ She kind of smiled and laughed and said, ‘Yeah.’ And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking.”

“Lap dancing?” a co-host asked.

“I mean some would say,” Seacrest said.

“She’s on his lap,” the co-host continued.

“Yeah,” Seacrest replied.

NASTY!!! All I know is if he didn’t wash those pants as SOON as he got home, I’m sure the next morning he was greeted by some foul-smelling alien life form raiding his fridge for booze and/or cheetos.

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I foresee that if he hasn’t already had a certain conversation with his family about “a closet” and coming out of it, he will eventually.

See, YouTube is the “debil” for real. Why do folks put videos up of themselves on some vain sh*t just to be ridiculed?????

Uh oh! Britney Spears’ record label, Zomba, is NOT pleased with Perez Hilton leaking her tracks via his blog. In fact, they are suing his ass.

Attorneys for Zomba Recording LLC, which owns the copyrights to Britney Spears’ recordings, filed suit in federal court in Los Angeles today charging the online gossip website PerezHilton.com and its proprietor Mario Lavandeira with illegally obtaining and posting recordings by Spears.

The suit accuses Lavandeira of infringing Zomba’s copyrights by posting at least 10 completed tracks and unfinished demos from Ms. Spears’ upcoming album, “Blackout,” over the past three months. “Blackout” was originally scheduled to be released on Nov. 13 but because of internet leaks, Ms. Spears’ label Jive Records announced yesterday it was moving up the release date to Oct. 30.

Spears herself is not a party to the lawsuit.

“The unauthorized dissemination of recordings is a serious violation of copyright law,” said a Zomba spokesperson. “In addition, posting demos and unfinished songs as if they were final versions is grossly unfair to the artist and misleading to the public.”

Well how do you hide from that????? It’s on the blog! They have proof! I don’t see why they are all that mad at him anyway. The album wasn’t going to sell that much anyway. So all you blogs who had all her sh*t uploaded, HIDE YOUR STASH! The jig is up!

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I’m still trying to figure out “Crank Dat Soulja Boy,” and here they come with “Crank Dat” dances for the Spiderman, Superman, Batman (I blame Marvel AND DC comics for this. This is their doing!) on YouTube. I found this gem and decided to showcase it to make two points:
1) BE YOURSELF.
2) They can expect to be on Maury Povich screening 10 different black dudes as to who the father is to their baby.

The one on the left for SURE has been broken in. Britney, come get your folk!

I could’ve done a better job directing this thing actually, it left that much to be desired. The song is catchy sure (I bet I’ll be working out to that bitch in a few weeks), but the video could’ve done more to salvage her career and give the song longevity.

The video is a little better than her performance at the VMAs but not by much. If they would’ve recruited me to help her on the pole with the choreography, she would’ve been rivaling any dancer at Body Tap or Magic City. Call me Britney! Next video I’ll get you in shape!

Basically. I’d be super excited if my daddy who was DEFINITELY not drugged up and pathetic came to take me from my worthless mother. Today is the day that Britney Spears must give here kids over to Kevin Federline for full custody because she sucks. A damned shame….

Either she’ll get it together or we’re all in for some drama and great gossip.