Rihanna - Onerepublic frontman Ryan Tedder has offered to pen tracks for R& B superstar Rihanna - after labelling the Umbrella star the next Britney Spears. ( FF )

The Apologize singer, who has written smash hits for Natasha Bedingfield and Leona Lewis, is sure he can work his musical magic for the Bajan beauty after she declared her admiration for his work in an elevator.

He says, “She (Rihanna) actually approached me in an elevator in New York about a month or two ago and she was like, ‘I’m such a fan of your music,’ and I said exactly the same thing, so we were like, ‘Well let’s do something.’” “I’m gonna try and deliver a couple of hits. She’s the new Britney Spears”.

Tell us something we don’t know. It was evident that Rihanna was going to swagger jack Britney’s “innocent ho” style from jump. I mean what else was she supposed to do? Actually be able to sing and dance well? Yeah right! That’s so old-fashioned…

Boo, Britney, Boo! I’ve watched the video and while I don’t want to spoil it for you, let’s just say it sucks major ass-age. YES I created a word! Big whoop wanna fight about it? *10 points to whoever knows which cartoon I got that from!*

Anyway, Britney is CLEARLY like one of those girls on Myspace who will use like pictures of Aaliyah, or Lauren London, or even a cartoon so you can click on their page HOPING they are cute when in reality, they look like a pidgeon on a stick.

WE KNOW you look like sh*t girl! You don’t have to lie to kick it OR make money! I mean I know they can photoshop her at least right? Look at the wonders done for the ugly broads on America’s Next Top Model…

Break the Ice

Here’s Ashanti’s new video “The Way That I Love You.”

Oh don’t think I missed her swagger-jacking Britney Spears’ tub scene from her “Everytime” video. Can we get some originality in the videos please? Thanks!

Whose brilliant idea was this? She hasn’t even been in the crazy house psych ward a week!

According to the L.A. Times, Britney Spears was released from the UCLA Medical Center Psych Ward. She’s supposedly going home before she seeks any further treatment.

Betch, you need help!!!! Why are you fighting it? *SMDH*

Okay well it’s not REALLY a crazy house, but she was committed to UCLA Medical Center for an “evaluation.” I’m thinking they’re going to put her in a straight jacket and beat her with sticks until she gets right? Well that’s what I would do. Just kidding….

In reality it’s a good look. Get this! The person that engineered it is none other than her little manager dude Osama Lutfi. Her parents WENT OFF on the guy! They felt she didn’t need to be committed! OH WORD? I know they weren’t offended that someone did something. For all intensive purposes they SUCK and should’ve done this earlier! They’re just as bad as Amy Winehouse’s parents.

Hell I know Lynne ain’t talking. She’s got one that flew over the cuckoo’s nest if you know what I mean, and one 16 year old that’s about to nest because she’s pregnant.

According to TMZ it went down like this:

Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she was a danger to herself and others — partly because of her reckless driving and partly because of her “downhill behavior.” As a result, the shrink launched a plan (days in the making) to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center by calling the cops.

Sources tell us the cops knew it was coming. In fact, the plan was for cops and paramedics to take Britney away the night before, but it was scrubbed. Last night, it all went down according to plan. Cops even used code to minimize craziness in transporting Britney to the hospital. Over the police radio, she was referred to as “The Package.”

Before the cops arrived, the shrink told her she was going back to the hospital and she offered no resistance. She said, “Is something wrong?” She made hot chocolate and waited. Her mom, Lynne, got extremely agitated, accusing Sam of engineering the impending commitment. We’re told Brit told her to “shut the hell up.” She demanded silence, sat on the floor and wrote notes to people who were there as they waited. When emergency personnel arrived, Brit went on the gurney without resistance.

We’ll see if this works……….

So has it really come to this? Has she gone so damned dumb that she’s running herself broke?

Apparently so! According to PageSix.com, Britney’s American Express black card was denied at the drug store. To make matters worse, it started an argument as to who was going to pay for the crap she was buying. Maybe she was finally there to buy some soap, pimple cream and shampoo? One can only hope…….

Either her uncle is a damned liar and threw her under the bus or it’s true. Either way, it doesn’t matter. That b*tch is on SOMETHING.

William Spears - the brother of the pop star’s dad Jamie - claims the singer started drinking at the tender age of 13, and began smoking marijuana when she was just 14. But the substance use got worse as she rose to superstardom, according to her uncle, and he even partook in one of her alleged drug binges. He tells British newspaper The Sun: “I know she did cocaine on her 18th birthday - I was there. We were at a party in an apartment and I spotted her doing a line just before I did one. We smoked pot together too… “She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy…”

This whole FAMILY needs for Jesus to not only take the wheel, but take the whole damned bus and drive it at 25 mph to salvation. It ain’t even funny.

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The Sun reports that Amy Winehouse finally checked herself into rehab after video and pictures surfaced of her smoking crack at a drugged out house party she held at her pad a few days ago.

It’s about time! Go to rehab, and stay in rehab and get it together. Now if Britney could ONLY seek some counseling, these broads might have a chance.

**UPDATE** According to People.com, her rep has denied that she is in rehab. She apparently just went to see a doctor. *HUGE BEYONCE STYLE SIDE EYE TO THE SUN*

Word on the streets is that Britney Spears finally broke up with that sleazeball photog Adnan Ghalib over the weekend. When the paps caught Her Oily Highness out with friend Sam Lufti she made sure to tell them how “happy” she was and that it was “a great day.”

Give it time, she’ll find another pimp to break her back out. I wish she would initiate a relationship with Proactiv acne treatment, shampoo and soap. That’s what I want to see………

I know all this week, everyone was speculating on whether or not Britney Spears was pregnant . X17Online.com came to the rescue, going on record saying she was NOT pregnant and they had proof.

The proof is in the panty pudding, that’s for sure. I mean if you’re a female this has happened to you, but you PROBABLY wouldn’t be out with a mini-skirt asking for trouble. I’m JUST saying….

The proof is after the jump……*NSFW*
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Let the American Idol drama begin! The new season just premiered on Tuesday and Wednesday and the sh*t is about ready to hit the fan.

Apparently one of the judges’ favorites, Kristy Lee Cook, isn’t such an amateur after all. She was previously signed to Arista Nashville, was managed by LeAnn Rimes’ former manager and was signed to, GET THIS, Britney Spears’ production company.

She even made a video that Britney was supposed to show up in, but she never did. I can’t say I blame her. The video SUCKS! It’s mad cheesy! The sh*t looks like a bad love scene from Passions. Don’t get me started on the little rebel flag they show gratuitously.

Britney Spears was overheard telling one of her hoe ass enablers, Sam Lutfi, the following while he was live on the air with Ryan Seacrest:

“I stink, ’cause I’m a human being. Shut the door, I’m nasty!”

No broad. You stink because you and soap haven’t had an intimate relationship in damned near a year. Here are my instructions so you don’t stink anymore:

1) Find nearest ocean or sea.
2) Bring industrial sized bottle of bodywash
3) Jump in water
4) Stay under water until can’t breathe
5) Come up for air
6) Lather
7) Rinse
Repeat

Oh and cut out the tacky ass weave….*SMDH* She looks like she just sweats man juice or ass oil. She can’t sweat normal liquids anymore.

Word on the streets is Britney Spears is trying to get pregnant again by none other than the trashy pap she’s been dating, Adnan Ghalib.  Oh did I mention that Adnan is married?  He’s going through a “separation.” 

The celebridiot and former pop star was spotted looking at pregnancy tests this last weekend, and that prompted the rumors. 

Somebody do SOMETHING!!! She can’t have any more kids.  What is she?  A b*tch in heat????  I bet Adnan’s wife is behind this if it’s true.  They probably have it all planned out.

Adnan’s wife: ‘We trying to get this paper right?  Get that ho pregnant before you make me mad and I really divorce your broke ass….’

The 2007 Crack Whore of the Year, Britney Spears, made it known that Jamie Lynn was NOT about to swagger jack her “dysfunctional broad” game. Not in the ‘08 hoes!

Britney was taken to Cedars-Sinai last night after a custody dispute erupted at her house. The cops were called and so were the medics and she was taken away on a stretcher. You KNOW this is developing. Will I care in a few hours after I stuff my face? Yeah….just a little. Not a lot.