Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I’m off for now but I’ll be back later on tonight PROVIDING the morning sickness doesn’t whoop my ass AGAIN! But please read some of my kinfolk’s bloggings. Such good bloggings, eh? I like! Check back later on tonight to be on the safe side!

Leave Um Alohan Kills My soul again!
Who the hell is that?
T.I. is a punk b*tch!
50 Cent Video Shoot Stills for “I Get Money”
Carmen Electra’s face is going straight to hell
Two chocolatey delicious reasons why I say ‘Ello Mates!” to London
Mz. Coko has some good questions. WE NEED ANSWERS!
A very juicy blind item at StraightOuttaNYC!
New Ke-ke Cole Video!
Jesus be some relevance for Whitney, Janet AND Mariah!
Sharpton needs a wakeup call

Tom Cruise Gets No Love From Who? Zee Germans! Click Here For More!

Lil’ Wayne Finds Another Way To Make Me Lust After Him

No Benicio! NOOOOOOO Damn You!

Chingy’s Coming Out With A New Album…..And A Fly Just Got Swatted. Just In Case You Cared.

Leave Um Alohan Finds A Family Of Douchebags! It’s Amazing!

Queen Latifah Has This HUGE Thing In Between Her Legs!

Some of Y’all Should Not Be At The Transformers Premiere…I’m Just Saying.

Michael Jackson Further Ruins His Kids’ Chances Of Ever Being Normal.

Lil’ Boosie And Webbie Pull A Beanie Sigel And Peedi Crack. Click Here For More!

New Ass-hanti and Nelly Click Here To Listen!

If you like the website Hot Ghetto Mess you just might like Bamma Phi Bamma. Instead of one particular demographic, it calls everybody on the table for judgment. They even find “Bamma” Myspace user profiles and they will link you to the “Bamma” in the picture. You’ll definitely wonder what the HELL some of these folks were doing posting their pictures on the internet in the first place……
Click Here To Check Out Bamma Phi Bamma!

Kate BLOGsworth tries to kill me with this story about Pete Doherty’s wild ride!

Finally a video to “Stars Are Blind” worth seeing…..

A Hot Mess takes a guess at which R&B tart is f_cking up….

Sandra Rose aids in the fight to find Stepha! Please READ!

Whoopi to replace Rosie on the View?

Cheri Dennis arrested for acting the ass…..

Bobby is still tripping on Osama!

Making The Band 4 preview

This is what I’m reading when I’m not writing my damned self! Solid!

Apparently the kind folks Leave Um Alohan are trying to KILL me.

Leonardo DiCaprio can make something so bad for you oh so right.

Rihanna is…..photogenic. That’s as good as I can do!

Ooooh can I be the Black General Patton in the blog wars?

Robin Thicke is the white Tony Montana…except less Cuban. Oh yeah and with none of the guns and violence….yeah.

“Superhead” would like to think “head” is a relationship and not just “head.”

Hillary Duff trying way too hard.