Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Would you wear these?? I can’t even imagine wearing this without breaking every toe on my feet.

Source

The CNN Heroes event went down last night and Mary J. Blige and Tyra Banks were there. Which one of the ladies nailed it fashion-wise?

(Click to enlarge)
Concrete Loop got a sneak peek at Project Runway’s Mychael Knight’s Kitty Litter collection. Check them out to see individual pictures.

I like the colors and how slutty the outfits are. I mean I’m just being real. If you had to look up slutty in the dictionary, my face and/or name may just pop up right around where it describes what slutty clothing is and looks like *lol*. They do seem slightly outdated. Anybody remember David Banner’s 2005 video “Play?”

How about Fergie’s “Fergalicious?”

I’m just saying, if I wore this out, I’d probably find myself in the men’s bathroom giving brains to my boyfriend………

I was so SURE that Chopper (Da Band fame) was working at a Piggly Wiggly and was too busy to do any type of “flossin.” Guess I was wrong. He’s not too busy. The night shift manager let him out of work on Saturday night PROVIDING he would get back on his loading/unloading game on Sunday. I’m sure Puffy sends his regards.

David Banner showed up. I just can’t get over how damned ignorant he is. I have no words.

DJ Quik looks tired as all hell…..

……And quite frankly so does Elise Neal. I know that one of Santa’s elves is PISSED that his best steppin’ out boots have been purloined and are worn by Miss Neal. Nice wig!

The guy in the middle is Christian Audigier, the designer for Ed Hardy. Awkward hand signs be damned, he made sure to get his “nigga cred” by posing with Baby and Lil’ Wayne. I like Weezy but why do his fingers make me recoil in disgust? A manicure is needed ASAP!

Ed Hardy is the heat though! Can’t wait to fit into one of those joints!

I only have five words to describe the awe and glory of my man Ghostface Killah’s “The Big Doe Rehab” album cover:

Jockin’ on yo’ bitch ass……

I interrupt your regularly scheduled SNARK and SMUT to just let it be known that homegirl in the middle’s dress game is SICK!!

That silver joint is right up my alley. Give me some Swarovski crystal-tinged stilettos and you will witness hoe decimation aka killin’ hoes!! Bally’s better get me bodied in time for memorial day 2008 so I can cop this. Actually, with MY luck Jon-Jon will knock me up AGAIN on Memorial Day just like he did this year *sends cyber stink-eye* .

Now back to your regularly scheduled bullsh*t gossip!

Is it bad that the ONLY thing going on in his draws underwear is the banana? I’m glad that I don’t do runway shows like this. I would have ruined their underwear just by looking at all the man meat on the runway.

Me: “Would you like these back after the show?”
Designer: “HELL NO!!! It’s a wonder you didn’t slip or slide down the runway…..”

(Underwear and model were at the Ginch Gonch fashion show for fashion week in Toronto)

Almost a year ago now, on my personal Myspace, these cats requested me as their friend. The main profile pic and the name was enough for me to easily approve their request. Now they are perched in my top 12. If you want to know what the Black Nerds Network is all about, here’s a quick rundown, in a few of their own words:

70s and 80s retro, Transformers, She-ra, He-man, The Desmonds, Shabba Ranks, Jazz, Soca, hip-hop, afro-beat, Dax hair grease….

The list goes on (for more click here.

So aside from basically assisting to sum up Black Nerd Heaven and giving us a clique we all can ascribe to, they also bring us some HOT fashion to help get your black nerd pride on.

For the fellers:



These babies will run you about 20 UK pounds. Thank God the dollar ain’t worth what it used to yeah? LOL

For the ladies:

The purple shirt is coming soon. Check out their website to see what other good stuff is coming soon. I’m damned sure buying, even if they are men’s shirts
For more go to: http://blacknerdsnetworkshop.bigcartel.com/

Seattle-based Zovo Lingerie doesn’t have page after page of lingerie but there’s a reason for that. There’s only so many pages because for one these pieces are decadent and very opulent looking. Second reason is they aren’t cheap. But this lingerie is detailed and appealing to the eye. With designs you won’t find at Victoria’s Secret or Frederick’s Of Hollywood, you’ll be sold too. Here are a few of my favorite pieces available at Zovo Lingerie:

The Huit Kiss Me Emerald Shorty ($50.40) is one of my favorites because the colors are so bold but the design is even bolder. Pair it with the bra, you’ll have a sexy little number perfect for those summer weekends away from home.
More after the jump..


Seattle-based boutique Nancy Meyer NancyMeyer.com has gorgeous pieces like this Aubade: Jardin Iris that will run you over a few hundred dollars but with such feminine details and colors to make you feel just as rich, I’m sure you won’t mind. Perfect for wearing under those sexy summer numbers for a night on the town or coasting down the waterfront like Alki Beach.

The 2007 MTV Movie Awards are in FULL effect and of course, “the hardest working blogger” in Seattle has the goods before you go to bed or for some of you all as first thing when you wake up!
Jay-Z looking a little more “casual” than normal or expected. He looks like someone’s dad at a PTA meeting. Rihanna’s wig game is looking tight. But I’m sure you want to see more pics right?

Monique Coleman obviously didn’t get the memo I sent out to all participants about acting the ass about the correct way to pose on the red carpet. SMH.

I see Spencer and Heidi from “The Hills” fame were invited. Aside from the fact that they are publicity WHORES, they would have looked nice had Heidi decided to keep her newly bought tits in a classier dress, not a trashy one. I’m guessing she bought this from House Of Dere-oh-no Stripper Meets Socialite line. So feltch..I mean fetch.

Now you know the paps did Rob (MTV’s Rob & Big) mad wrong with that photo. He looks like this:

Real damned shame, Rob.

They let a wino Stephen Coletti (Laguna Beach) in. How charitable.

Posh showing off her toothpicks legs in some poor dead Zebra’s skin.

Dane Cook I…uhh…no words. Mess. Anxiety attack. The nineties. That is all…..

Amy Winehouse and hubby Blake Fielder-Civil doing their crackhead love thing. I see she fixed and fed the furball on her head. I wish she would have had some food as well.

Cameron Diaz was banging!

Rihanna looking well put together. I love her wig hair!

Jessica Alba looking nice. But I swear I’ve seen her wear this style before so I’m bored.

Van and Angela Simmons there….

That’s it for now! More pics later!