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Go Obama! While I’m still waiting to see what he has to offer, I’m overjoyed he beat out Hillary Clinton. Sorry Hillary! I’m not pleased with you selling YOUR soul on that health care issue. Why am I happy Huckabee won? He’s not Fred Thompson, Mitt Romney or Ron Paul! That’s good enough for me…….

Next stop is New Hampshire!

Chris Rock had Madison Square Garden rolling when he performed on Monday night, kicking off his six month tour. Here are some gems, what with the Iowa Caucuses and all……..

On Barack Obama: “Bush [bleeped] up so bad, now people are like, ‘We don’t want another white guy in the White House’ . . . but Barack don’t realize he’s the black candidate, talking in measured tones like he does.”

On Hillary Clinton: “I think America’s ready for a woman president . . . just not that woman. Being married to somebody doesn’t make you good at their job. I’ve been with my wife 10 years now. If she got up here right now, y’all wouldn’t laugh. At all. You get on a plane tomorrow, you want the pilot’s wife flying you?”

On Rudy Giuliani: “Everyone says Giuliani was great on 9/11. Great on 9/11 . . . What about 9/10?”

What else is there to say? Real talk.

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I got this picture of Michelle Obama giving Mitt Romney’s dumb wife the side eye from Jezebel!. I guess Romney was complaining about how hard it is to fundraise. What do YOU think Michelle Obama is thinking to herself?? Caption it!!!!!

This right here isn’t even right…..
I will tell you this much, your ears will start BLEEDING before the one minute mark. Yes, it’s that bad.

From the little chickenhead that bought you “I’m In Love With Obama” or whatever the hell that was, here’s a tribute to the troops. Granted, I appreciate what homegirl is trying to do, and it’s nice to see people appreciate these dudes. But I mean damn, the video will only do so much! Dancing around in a bikini with your jumpoff friends won’t help the VA give the vets better prosthetics OR help them find jobs in a civilian world that doesn’t give a damn about them. I’m just saying…..

Oh and MIMS makes an appearance. YES he raps on the track. What’s next Mims? A collabo with the Boohbas on their “We Ride On These Teletubby N*ggas” track???

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“We know we have more work to do when Scooter Libby gets no prison time and a 21-year-old honor student, who hadn’t even committed a felony, gets 10 years in prison,” Obama said.

“You know, when the massacre happened at Virginia Tech, I think all of us were grief-stricken and rightfully so,” Obama said. “We were shocked by the carnage. But in this year alone, in Chicago, we’ve had 34 Chicago Public School students gunned down and killed … and for the most part, there has been silence.”

The answer, said Obama, “is to make sure that we change our politics so that we care just as much about those 30-some children in Chicago who’ve been shot as we do the children at Virginia Tech.”

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“This administration was colorblind in its incompetence,” Obama said. “But the poverty and the hopelessness was there long before the hurricane. All the hurricane did was to pull the curtain back for all the world to see.”

Nuff said…..

As for the pic it does NOT reflect what I think of Hillary but it is pretty funny.

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