Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I could only watch a little bit of this video because quite frankly it was awkward. Aubrey looks like an old French whore with all that makeup and Wendy’s underhanded remarks make you wince.

Regardless, I hope this show does make its way over to the West Coast because I STAN for bitchy females cutting each other down on TV for MY amusement.

All Urban Gossip and Loving The Black Light both had the scoop on the new Danity Kane joint. Member, Dawn Richards, has asked the fans on her page to weigh in on whether or not they would like to hear “Tip Toe” on their upcoming spring release.

I’m not a Danity Kane fan at all but I like this song a lot. The singing isn’t on some vintage Whitney or Mariah Carey, but they sound good and I think they harmonize well together. I think it’s a winner. Click HERE to listen!

Thoroughly enjoying her slightly above D-list status, Aubrey O’Day hosted a party in Miami at the Prive nightclub over the weekend. What she should’ve done is worked out her tanning situation prior to buying that dress.

In the first picture you can see the stain isn’t there. As the night wears on, however, she sweats that icky spray-on tan crap she BATHES IN all over her dress. Just gross!! And those fake blue contacts, frightened me. Seriously. *SMDH* Girl stop…….

TMZ had the misfortune opportunity to speak with Queen of the H.A.M: Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane. When asked questions about the future of the group the little tart refused to give clear answers, instead she pulled a George Bush and deflected.

What did I tell you folks hmm??? I called it back when they performed at that prom in the Spring. *SMDH* Diddy doesn’t even care about his own damned twins much less some jumpoffs. Rumor has it D. Woods bounced too!

Click Here To Watch Aubrey Blab!

I’d been meaning to get around to this but never did, so sorry! Hope it hasn’t been done. Anyway, seeing as how Kim Kardashian and Aubrey O’Day are such good friends, I wouldn’t be surprised if Aubrey borrowed this outfit from Kim. While it’s not weird, it is kind of….gross. Kim’s probably got kids all over that jumper. Hope Aubrey washed it first…..

Who do you think looks better?

Caridee English, winner of America’s Next Top Model Season 7, looking real hungry. Please feed the models, or they’ll eat your jewelry. Actually looking at this picture, she looks like she wants to eat him.

Bucky O’Hare Diddy was there. I might add he looked stylish in his suit. That is all…..

Miss fall on my ass all on national tv USA Rachel Smith and Miss Universe Japan Riyo Mori look cute. Love their smiles!

AJ, formerly of 106 & Park, with current host Rocsi.

Aubrey looking busted. I am still trying to figure out WHY she wore a colored scarf with all black and THOSE HO SHOES! Yes we all know what they are. Glass on shoes=fashion faux pas. Don’t her and Dawn just always look greasy?

Hmmm….interesting. Where is Kim Porter? Oh yes, that’s right. Hiding in the cave she built out of brick, mortar and self-pity.

DAMN Aubrey….why don’t you lick her nose hairs too?? She’s looking at Tonsley like she’s a plate of double cheeseburgers. The ladies were snapped at Diddy’s CFDA Event After-party. These pics are suspect.

I’m laughing at Tonsley’s face in Aubrey’s AA cup chest. I’m wondering if Diddy partook in all the “love” that was going around?