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Ahhhh yes! It’s Monday. But don’t despair! I thought I would cheer you up with these pictures from the club!! You can thank me later. Yeah I know you love me!

Aside from looking like a trout, she had the nerve to be out in the streets with two hamsters glued to the side of her face. Wait? Those aren’t hamsters. *gasp* Those are sideburns!!!

Perhaps she was auditioning for Chewbacca’s rap video, “Furballin’ These Hoes?” I’m reaching I know.

Oh it’s our friend again!!! I am sooooo mad at her little toe. That joint looks gangrenous.
And $50 (Monopoly) bucks to whoever can tell me what the HELL is going on in this picture. I see pants down, fake money on the floor, dead baby toes, and someone doing an impression of a position in the Kama Sutra….WTF?

I know we’ve all heard of deodorant for your underarms, but I think she needs full body deodorant with MAX STRENGTH ANTI-PERSPIRANT. Swamp ass is not cute. These girls look like a bottle of mustard, ketchup and a saltshaker. McDonald’s couture!


Look at Ashanti’s little sister! What is wrong with these celebrity little sisters? First Solange and now this one? It looks like the best part of their daddy’s sperm went into making their big sisters. They just got the guys who swam into the tip repeatedly before finally finding their way to the egg. *SMDH*

Sorry for yesterday. Please remind me to stay away from some internet boards. Some chicks use pregnancy as a chance to be drama queen attention whores. Go figure! You would think some would be more concerned with not getting fat…….so I’ll pay more attention to my blogs!

With that said Ashanti and Kid Rock were at the opening of the MGM Grand in Detroit. They joined a whole bunch of go-go dancers and corrupt mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. Sounds like fun. I bet they collected those checks quick.

Is it just me or does Kid Rock look EXTRA poor??

I know she has money and all but she doesn’t have THAT much right?
Ashanti is being sued by Genard Parker and T.E.A.M Entertainment for breach of contract int he amount of $4 Mil. They claim she broke the contract to join Murder Inc. They signed her back in 1997 when she was just 16 years old.

When Genard couldn’t get Ashanti a record deal, she asked him to sign an agreement releasing her from the contract. Genard claims as Ashanti broke the terms of her release, the original contract should still be valid and he deserves a cut of her earnings.

Ashanti’s lawyer has called the case an “inconvenience”, as the Foolish singer had to interrupt work on her latest film to appear as a witness. He added Ashanti would not be settling the dispute out of court, as it has “no merit”.

I wouldn’t be too mad. I mean look at where her career has gone since being with Irv Gotti. She even screwed the guy! That’s a real bitch right there!

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Ashanti seems to be a little more self-conscious these days. But is it really this serious? Girl you are NOT that relevant to where you are going to make it to the cover of Us weekly or Star magazine on how much WEIGHT you’ve put on. Girl stop! The NY Post reports that Ashanti was so self-conscious about her thickness that she refused to take photos:

The songbird gained so much weight, she refused to be photographed during the weekend opening of the Ivy Hotel in San Diego. Having a better time was Jessica Biel, there with her family and a few girlfriends, who joined the poker tournament at the hotel that raised $250,000 for her charity, Make the Difference Network. Not there was her sometime beau Justin Timberlake, who we recently reported was hitting on other women.

WOW!!! What is Nelly feeding her? Or maybe she’s knocked up?

Two couples that were rumored to be on the rocks most recently seem to be doing just fine. Again it seems that those rumors of a breakup between Ashanti and Nelly are just that rumors. Another picture of the couple having a good time. Janet is still being dragged along by her good luck leprechaun I see. “You can’t have me lucky charms!”

Other gossip sites speculated that this relationship was over BUT apparently the picture says otherwise. Nelly and Ashanti sat together at the BET Awards tonight. This is certainly not the behavior of a couple that allegedly recently split.

Ashanti finally came out of whatever hole she was hiding in and attended the Lorraine Schwartz Diamond Monkey event. She looks better than she has in a long time. Those other pictures she took over the last few months were an open statement to the fuckery of effort. Word of advice to Ashanti, don’t let Kim Kardashian know who you are dating, especially if he’s black. I’m just saying…..

Poor Ashanti! I haven’t heard from her in so long! Some have even thrown in the towel on her singing career saying it’s a wrap. Now this happens to her! A New York couple used Ashanti’s name to buy cars and open a line of credit over $30,000. But it wasn’t just her. Check out more of the story here:

(May 22, 2007) — Grammy Award-winning star Ashanti hasn’t performed in Rochester since the 2002 MusicFest.
But her next appearance could be in a courtroom — testifying against a Henrietta couple charged with obtaining a fraudulent auto loan in her name.
Charles B. Curry Jr. and Shameika Drain Curry, both 28, of 23 Still Pond Way, Henrietta, are charged with committing identity theft, mail fraud and bank fraud against Ashanti and several other people — including actress Nia Long and Charles Curry’s father — to illegally purchase cars, obtain credit cards and write bogus checks.

A complaint filed in U.S. District Court by a U.S. postal inspector also alleges that the couple defrauded Chase Manhattan Bank of $45,000 by assuming the identity of an elderly Rochester woman to open a line of credit…..
If convicted, they face a maximum penalty of up to 30 years in prison and a $1 million fine, said Assistant U.S. Attorney Richard A. Resnick. To defraud Ashanti, a hip-hop artist whose MusicFest appearance helped set an attendance record, the couple allegedly ordered a replacement driver’s license in her name from the state Department of Motor Vehicles in August 2006 and claimed she had moved from Nassau County to Wilkins Street in Rochester, the complaint alleged.

I feel for her. How they got this far is impressive. They were just calling for these celebs and getting all they needed? Gives new meaning to “ask and ye shall receive” for real. I should call and say I’m Donald Trump’s toupee holder and that I need his social and driver’s license number to buy a new toupee from Lacefrontwigs.com, open a line of credit, then go straight to Forever 21 to ball ’til I fall! Prada be damned!

Damned shame………Source