Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

*Yawn* This is really unremarkable. It still has the usual black male rap homo-eroticism. *sigh* Somebody wake me when this cat makes an original video…..

After having the misfortune of watching Chris Brown’s latest PIECE OF SH*Tvideo with T-Pain at the YBF blog, I was actually ELATED to see Sisqo’s black fairy of dancing goodness likeness again! Apparently he ain’t dead! He performed at the Roc Tha Block event in Sydney (today).

I never thought I would say this, but please come back. That brother can actually sing. Anybody to take out T-Pain’s ass.

Naughty By Nature came through! Good to see that in places like Europe and Australia they actually appreciate good music still man. Real talk if it wasn’t for those kids, these cats would be real hungry. Wu-Tang is out there, Nine, NBN now….Hmmm! PLEASE COME BACK! *slaps self* Okay moving along…..

The only known living vampire from 15th century Africa Akon performed as well. I see there are no teen girls on the stage NOR young boys either. Good……

(He sure does look nerdy right? Like could he have EVER been a drug dealer?)
Anyway this guy is an old drug buddy to Jay-Z from back in the day when Jay lived in the projects. He has no love for Jay at all. He sounds very bitter, especially when he explains how he thought Jay-Z was going to help him out after he did his bid in the pen. He was mistaken. So he basically talks a gang of crap about Jay-Z and I’ve got some excerpts for ya:

“To me Jay‘s a white boy on the inside , no offense to any white boys but to me he’s white boy on the inside and I’m waiting for time to tell what he’s gonna do with the outside of himself ,” Klein continued. “ I’m surprised he should have done himself a favor and pout me on his team . How you gon let Akon pull me in , official Konvict. Akon provided the chance and an opportunity for guys like myself , Jay could have done that out the gate but he didn’t.”

“In the 80’s, Jay wasn’t trying to be a drug dealer he was tryna be a rapper but in order for him to transcend himself into this hell of a dude, he had to take characters from the 80’s like myself , said Klein. “ I give him 10% of his life that he talked about; I gotta give him something, [laughs]. He is from Brooklyn, he lived in Marcy Projects, his name is Sean Carter, he got that right.”

This guy is nuts. YOU got in trouble for selling poison to your OWN people. So what if he doesn’t want to help you? That’s like Peter helping Judas after he sold his own for money! Negro please……..

Just let it rest. Sure Jay-Z comes off as bourgeois these days, but I’ll take him over ALL the rappers on the charts right now.

For more of the grammatically butchered interview, click here.

Of course you do! Akon covers Fall Out Boy’s “The Take Over, The Break’s Over.” Now I like Fall Out Boy a little. I haven’t bought their album yet but I did thoroughly enjoy their proteges Panic At The Disco! I will eventually get their albums though. Their lead singer can sing his little heart out. Pete Wentz is a douche but hey…..I’m not here for him. Anyway, if you want to hear Akon, click here to listen.

Blogs were abuzz this week when incriminating video of Akon throwing a white, teenage boy into a crowd after the boy threw a bottle that narrowly missed Akon’s face surfaced. Okay so on my blog I get brutally honest, so leave now if you don’t want some unabashed views. Now seriously, aside from it being just plain DUMB to throw the kid, of all kids, he throws a white kid? Are you kidding me??? No offense to my readers, but let’s be real here because if someone isn’t talking about it here, they damned sure are elsewhere right? He was just ASKING for trouble with that one. Rappers already have a bad rep and unfortunately some perpetuate negative stereotypes. Thanks Akon!

Anyway at first people thought it was a stunt but Miss Info is reporting that it was not a joke and an investigation is under way. In case you have been under a rock and missed the video, here it is. Angle is weird but it’s the best one:

This is what happens when you lose it and start acting rabid, also known as pulling a Michael Richards.