Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Yeah, it’s been a minute since I posted.  I’ve been blogging over at <a href=”http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs</a>Singersroom Celebs</a> thank you! 

Now I don’t want to have my bosses get mad at me, so I decided to just post this here! 

I don’t know where he bought this shirt but I need this shirt in my life STAT! 

Actually apparently he bought it here at Crucial Brutal

All I know is that if that stupid bitch/whore of babylon wins I am buying this shirt to let everyone know.  And if they get offended…fuck them!

Go Obama! While I’m still waiting to see what he has to offer, I’m overjoyed he beat out Hillary Clinton. Sorry Hillary! I’m not pleased with you selling YOUR soul on that health care issue. Why am I happy Huckabee won? He’s not Fred Thompson, Mitt Romney or Ron Paul! That’s good enough for me…….

Next stop is New Hampshire!

Chris Rock had Madison Square Garden rolling when he performed on Monday night, kicking off his six month tour. Here are some gems, what with the Iowa Caucuses and all……..

On Barack Obama: “Bush [bleeped] up so bad, now people are like, ‘We don’t want another white guy in the White House’ . . . but Barack don’t realize he’s the black candidate, talking in measured tones like he does.”

On Hillary Clinton: “I think America’s ready for a woman president . . . just not that woman. Being married to somebody doesn’t make you good at their job. I’ve been with my wife 10 years now. If she got up here right now, y’all wouldn’t laugh. At all. You get on a plane tomorrow, you want the pilot’s wife flying you?”

On Rudy Giuliani: “Everyone says Giuliani was great on 9/11. Great on 9/11 . . . What about 9/10?”

What else is there to say? Real talk.

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