Okay I have to get this off my chest. We saw Britney’s tracks all of last year, we’ve seen Paris leave with a mangy ass weave to go somewhere, it’s time I speak up.
I know I have seen black women busted weaves, but white women (non-celebrities) who are new into weaving are being bamboozled and are falling for it.
Take goldilocks up there. How the hell are you going to leave the house with your tracks not even MATCHING your hair color?????
*sigh* go away...
I have had just about enough of the three little metrosexuals. ENOUGH! They dress funny and they don’t ooze an ounce of masculinity.
I don’t see why girls are going crazy over these dudes. Then again, my hatred for music acts out of Disney runs deep. Thanks to DISNEY we have Britney and Lindsay Lohan as well as Jessica Simpson. Those are just the old guard hoes. The new ones like Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are currently clogging up gossip channels with their vapid beef over one of the above pictured young boys.
What ever happened to the idea that kids should be seen and not heard?
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I could only watch a little bit of this video because quite frankly it was awkward. Aubrey looks like an old French whore with all that makeup and Wendy’s underhanded remarks make you wince.
Regardless, I hope this show does make its way over to the West Coast because I STAN for bitchy females cutting each other down on TV for MY amusement.
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So I decided that I wanted to go through the KLS collection on the Baby Phat site. You know, that’s the shit that Kimora Lee Simmons made ULTRA expensive, right? And all these cute dresses and shirts are calling me but I don’t know if I can wear the shits…
I’m going to be honest: my tetas aren’t as perky after having two kids. I mean, I am not MAD at them. But, I am extra miffed that I can’t wear any old thing because the shit won’t sit or fit right. I am telling you this shit is cruel…
At least I’m not looking like old girl at the top.
There’s nothing wrong with this but I guess you either have to a) front the money to get them fixed or b) give up on low cut shirts and dresses.
Whatever the case may be, females insult each other for that shit like it’s so bad. It’s natural. You know, women are really dumb sometimes. We bitch and complain about how the “media” hurts our self-esteem but then as soon as another broad asks wild, we talk about how her physical appearance. How does THAT work?
I was screwing around with all that CSS shit for this blog and now all the shit I wrote is a goner. YUP! I am trying to find it but until then, this is a BLANK slate. NEAT! Let’s see what the hell I can cook up shall we?
Seattle Slim | 
08 13th, 2008| 
