It appears as though the rumors–and I may be late with this observation–that Robin Thicke got his wife Paula Patton, and my archnemesis, pregnant last fall were false.  GOOD!

Robin, baby, I am saving these ovaries for you and Wentworth Miller as soon as I know he’s not gay, John Cena, Daniel Craig, Lil’ Wayne, Reggie Bush, Idris Elba, Boris Kodjoe, and….!!

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