So over at Crunk and Disorderly, I saw that Plies is planning to launch his own clothing line. Here’s what Fresh had to say:
Woohah.com reports that Plies will release a clothing line for women called ‘Bust It Baby’ this Fall [You know, like the song. Boy, you be cross-promoting!] that will include short shorts [I can’t] and spandex. Expect to see plenty of classy broads standing in the line at the club showing off the bottom of their ashy ass cheeks in the skin tight garments.
LOVELY and DELIGHTFUL!!! I can’t even FRONT, the guy is going to sell OUT of those damned outfits. Have you seen his Myspace page!?!??! I have never seen so many damned GROWN women line up to be a, what’s it called, bust-a-nut, errr…bust it baby. It’s going to be a long, HOT crotchless summer. I can just see the tagline now:
“Bust It Baby Clothing by Plies, fine purveyor of shitty ass music, used condoms and ‘yak. Brought to you by your local welfare office, King’s Liquor store on MLK Way and Ray-Ray’s Weave ‘n’ go!”
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May 7th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Don’t Forget Mookie’s Check Cashing and Rainbow, Slim.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
LMAO!!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:43 am
Is the dude that ugly he has to wear a ski mask to sell records??? I mean didn’t 50 wear out the ski mask thing a long time ago?? I really am beginning to think these women don’t know what a bust it baby is, or they’re just plain dumb and love being degraded and humiliated!! Look for his clothing line at the local walmart, will be on sale the same day the welfare checks come out LoL