I won’t lie. I watched Girlicious damn near every time it came on. So sue me! I wanted to watch fast ass teenage broads without a pot to piss on or a plot to go die in fight each other. What I can say? Like 2 Live Crew said “I love to watch two b*tches fight!” I do. I do, I do, I dooooo!!!

Now I hated Chrystina and the other broad, Natalie. I want to fight those two. Like I literally want to just sucker punch those hoes. All in good time I hope. In any case, they went to The Fuse or whatever to promote their new…whatever the hell they have going.

The first thing I thought when I saw this photo is why do they have three white girls and one black girl? I thought they had picked two black chicks. OH, that’s right! They gave Chrystina some cheap, blonde yaki weave and “Beyonce’d” her up. A la gran puta!!!!

I blame Miley Cyrus for this. I just need to blame her for something.

When I first saw this video the first thing that popped into my wicked head was “I GOTSTA DO THIS SHIT AT THE CLUB!!”

Front if you want to, but you’ll be doing it too damn it! I’m waiting for cats to Crank Dat Wonder Twins and Crank Dat Aquaman! Hell I’ll Crank Dat He-Man and Mum-Ra!

THANKS RUFUS J for sending this man!

I don’t know who Cassie Sumner is and I really don’t care. I guess my British kin call her a WAG. Whatever the hell that is, I think it’s a football (soccer) groupie/top jumpoff type broad. So while I was checking out News of the World, I saw that homegirl is basically putting out all her ho-capades out in a new book. Where the HELL do I sign up to buy this shit?!?!?! Abortion, drugs, trickin’ for money, it’s all there! I didn’t even have to watch an episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” either! Cheers mates!

“I could shop whenever I wanted and spend as much as I liked—but it was no longer a thrill. It was a chore. I realised then I hated that whole world—it was so ridiculous.”

Soon Cassie ended her dream relationship with her £24million midfielder and now she’s decided to reveal her secret NIGHTMARE life as a warning to wannabe WAGs everywhere.

In her book Cassie tells how she was engulfed by the London party scene as a naive young beauty from Kent’s Isle of Sheppey—and got so hooked on COCAINE and AMPHETAMINES she was driven to the brink of SUICIDE.

She claims she was TRICKED into having sex for FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS with a wealthy businessman and reveals how she was almost RAPED by another in his penthouse suite.

Scary
Cassie also reveals she had a secret ABORTION behind a famous lover’s back.

And the beauty—who has dated a string of stars—tells how she caught out cheating boyfriend RUSSELL BRAND by counting his CONDOMS and was left covered in LOVE BITES by celebrity chef JEAN-CHRISTOPHE NOVELLI.

Tired of shopping??? I know the guys she was tagging weren’t fine or whatever but I mean I’d smash for some shopping duckets *lol*. KIDDING!!!! Well only in the sense that they’d have to wife me, THEN I’d smash for duckets. :mrgreen:

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HEY! There words not mine…

1) The fact that they just REMIXED “I’m So Hood” and tried to pass it off as a new beat for this song.
2) T-Pain
3) Running up on another man, another black man for the purposes of this video, is RETARDED and bitch made.
4) T-Pain getting too close to the camera.
5) DJ Khaled
6) Rick Ross fitting into that green track suit straight out of the 70s.
7) That “Snoop” girl from The Wire who SWEARS she was born with a dick.
T-Pain being too close to the camera.
9) Swagger jacking “American Gangster.”
10) Sticking suburbanite looking white folks all in the video, FRONTING, like they would hang in some slum with black folk who apparently rob each other for SHITS and giggles.

Look I SO dig MOST of what he’s saying except for the part where he says he’s one of the most potent voices out right now. I highly doubt that considering the guy has a STAR tatted on his F*CKING FACE!!! I can’t take that seriously….

I appreciate what the “brother” is trying to say but why did he have to go paint his face like he was the missing black guy from Kiss??? Ace Frehley swagger jacking ass…

At least he spoke out against it. But that beard in the white paint…DAMN man DAMN!

I figure I could make a killing importing Barbie dolls into Iran man! I could even customize those shits and have Nuclear Reactor Barbie and Anti-Western Barbie complete with American flag and a match to burn it!!! I’m RICH BITCH!

A top Iranian judiciary official warned Monday against the “destructive” cultural and social consequences of importing Barbie dolls and other Western toys.

In the latest salvo in a more than decade-old government campaign against Barbie, Prosecutor General Ghorban Ali Dori Najafabadi said in an official letter to Vice President Parviz Davoudi that the doll and other Western toys are a “danger” that need to be stopped.

“The irregular importation of such toys, which unfortunately arrive through unofficial sources and smuggling, is destructive culturally and a social danger,” said the letter, a copy of which was made available to The Associated Press.

Iranian markets have been inundated with smuggled Western toys in recent years partly due to a dramatic rise in purchasing power as a result of increased oil revenues.

While importing the toys is not necessarily illegal, it is discouraged by a government that seeks to protect Iranians from what it calls the negative effects of Western culture.

Najafabadi said the increasing visibility of Western dolls has alarmed authorities and they are considering intervening.

Well I wonder if maybe WE didn’t have that damned Barbie if black chicks would be running around the place dying their hair platinum blonde and wearing unrealistic contacts. I’m just being real with it…

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The homie Andrew Silberstein aka The Music Man sent over some pics of Lil’ Mama and *spits* T-Pain on the set of yet ANOTHER video she’s doing with America’s Next Top Minstrel {Don’t worry, Plies comes in a COOL second with his BITCH ass} T-Pain.

I am SO over her and Teyana “Nostrils of Fire” Taylor taking over the styles I used to love growing up. Were they even BORN in the 80s??? My thing is if you weren’t born in the 80s, stay the hell out. It’s getting SO damned bad that cats ain’t even putting spins on the shit, they’re just all out taking fashions and styles from the 80s and wearing them.

Get your OWN swag people!

So word is that the whore that got ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer for his duckets, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, is suing her first pimp for $10 Million because he used her in his “Girls Gone Wild” films. (Source)

I’m just saying, why would you SUE the guy???? You’s a whore. That’s YOUR fault.

Well I hope she wins! This could be a landmark decision for hoes, sluts and other guttersnipes roaming the streets trickin’ for money. She could start a revolution. Hoes will be suing their pimps Sugar Bear and Huggy Buggy for back dues for all the blow jobs they weren’t adequately compensated for. Yup! Ashley Alexandra Dupre: Whore Champion of the World!!!!

*sidenote: I just knew the broads who appeard on Girls Gone Wild were destined to take the hoe game by storm.*

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So this site is going to go through an overhaul!  Instead of reporting, I’m going to be elaborating upon some of the shit that these weirdos in and out of Hollyweird do.  Everyone’s reporting on a lot of the same shit and I’ve gotten a little jaded. 

I’m going to march to the beat of my own drum and what you see may not be covered, or it might, regardless look for something completely different.

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She looks great!  She hasn’t lost all that weight but she doesn’t have to.  She looks healthy and happy. 

Some rappers talk about riches they don’t even have yet even with the advance money. Here’s some realness for once: