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A fast-food cook and Seattle Seahawks fan has been accused of spitting on a hamburger ordered by a man wearing Pittsburgh Steelers attire.

Kitsap County sheriff’s deputies say the 37-year-old customer was with his daughters at the Port Orchard-area eatery last Saturday. He reportedly traded remarks with an employee about Super Bowl XL in which the Seahawks lost to the Steelers.

When the customer opened his food container, he says there was spittle on the burger. He demanded a refund and called the fast-foot outlet’s district manager.

Mmm…delicious! This is why cats drop dead from crazy flu strains and viruses. Nasty bastard! I would’ve just gotten him back by coming back with a handful of fresh snot or other vile fluid from my body and shook his hand.

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Mariah was in Paris promoting “Touch My Body” over the weekend and she looked pretty damned good.  I mean I can’t knock her hustle but it would be nice to see her wearing something that doesn’t scream “I’m trawling for a good dick down!” 

 That’s just me though…

I have three things to say to this, and no more:
1) Her punishment should be a cracker for breakfast, lunch and dinner. NO salt even. And 1/32 of a carrot.
2) She should not be in a cell but in one of those little wheels they put hamsters in so the bitch can lose weight and not go around smashing kids’ heads.
3) She should be shanked with a rusty screw driver.

That is all….

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It is too late and I am too tired….for this.  Those sunglasses should’ve stayed in the ’80s.  We really don’t need them right now, but hey, whatever! 

Happy Friday!

Happy Friday

What is she smiling about, huh?  Aside from the fact that it’s Friday (tomorrow for us West Coasters), see why she’s smiling after the jump Read more on this Article!

Beatnik Links

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Check out my vice, healthy snack to try and featured workout
“Jump up out the Benz, mens catch orgasms” LOL
Lil’ Mama with a dead black panther cub on her head
Aretha eats herself out of house and home! Nah..J/K but she might lose her home!
Donkey of the Year nomination goes to….
Who gives more “head”? Black men or White men?
Way to f*ck things up for yourself homey!

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SHIT!!!
Okay so here’s how I know this is a crock of shit okay? First of all, he was once a woman who kept his female organs. He/She/It whatever just added a penis. Okay, having been pregnant my damned self, unless they removed ALL of his/her/Its mammary glands in the breasts, then BASICALLY that picture is photoshopped. Why? Because when you’re pregnant even the most flat chested broad *ahem Nicole Ritchie ahem* get breasts.

FOH with that!!

One thing can’t be disputed: that’s going to be one f*cked up kid if it’s true. YEAH I said it!

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Ahhh the way we WERE…

LOL I love this picture.  Anyway, I started a new blog called Slim’s Adventures in Weight Loss, and it will chronicle my journey to lose the 20 lbs of baby weight I put on. It’s very honest and candid. I’m not going to be scientific at all but at the same token it will provide information on how I’m doing my thing. No “get skinny quick” diets, none of that. It’s very intimate in many ways because I’m extremely honest. It’s not just for the ladies either. I’ll cover some subjects on men and their bodies too.

This blog is for me to be accountable, so if you want to read along, skip to my lou!!!

Click here to check it out! Share your stories in comments!

Dios y todos los santos!!

So of course you have seen La Pequena by now! He/she impersonates famous people and all that, and he did Amy Winehouse sometime ago. You may or may not have seen this. I just saw it today and had to put it down.

Real talk, this is enough for me to be afraid of the dark all over again. *lol* At least he’s happy I guess…

*ROFLMAO* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *takes breath* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

THIS movie is GUARANTEED to get an Oscar next year! Streep and all ‘em other hoes better fall back!! A star is born!!!

It’s obvious the director made this movie JUST so he could whack off to it…*snicker*

This guy…*sigh*

I think he picked the wrong slogan to wear on himself or to even market. I was kind of hoping he would get to work on that “I F*CKED Shyne” shirt. Oh well…

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But on a side note to the lonely lesbian who lives with her mother. Your protection at least from me is over. If someone jumps you, or threatens to jump you in my presence I will step aside and let the ass whooping commence. This time though, I will probably just take pictures.

SOHH Gyant went hard on Sandra Rose on his O1lt.com blog over some beef after she posted a blind item that most people said hinted at him. I didn’t know who it was about but it sure was fun reading the comments!!!

In any case, WHY are black bloggers beefing to begin with? Is it just me or is there always some sort of beef within the black blogosphere?

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When I posted that I was interviewing Tweet last week for a popular website, my man Afro-Jamaicano of Noticias y Chismes asked how I got into it.

I felt the need to answer because, unlike too many bloggers out there, I don’t take myself or this so seriously that I think I am some kind of diva. My shit is NOT popping hits wise like some of the bigger blogs, but that’s fine because my blogs are intimate and a way for me to stay sane. They also were a way for me to follow my dreams of writing.

With that said, I approached two websites that needed contributors. I hit up Seaspot.com and Singersroom.com and of course had to show them my material. I forwarded them my blogs. It took about two weeks or more before I heard back from either one, but I started writing for Seaspot (a local site for Seattle nightlife and events, etc) and Singersroom came around later.

I will tell you this much: just do it. If you notice a site that could use a contributor or a site that you just genuinely want to write for, present your ideas! Or shoot them an email telling them what you have to offer and go from there.

You don’t have to be at Concreteloop, or Bossip, or Perez Hilton to get a writing gig. You just have to believe in yourself and be good at what you do. You also have to have boundless energy and LOVE deadlines and stress *lol*

Hit me up with questions at blackbeatniks@gmail.com

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Click here to read an excellent article by Tom Breihan of the Village Voice in defense of Lil’ Wayne’s “Lollipop.”

Apparently the song was in HEAVY rotation back in the East, and it’s supposed to be a hit. Me, personally, I’ve listened to that damned song more times than I can count. It’s on my Myspace page and on my MP3 player. Yeah, yeah SHOOT ME!