Why Jensen, of COURSE I would like to go back to your pad and have wild wildebeest relations with you! Let me just get my bags…….

Oh I’m sorry! I was just…..you know typing out loud……. WHATEVER! Only God can judge me!

JUST an FYI for you Jensen Stans, a new episode of Supernatural is coming tonight according to the homey MJ! It’s on the CW. Check your local listings……

Her hair game has been sick since 2007. I won’t EVEN lie. This hair cut she has is flawless.

Rihanna was in NYC to promote her H&M “Fashion Against AIDS” campaign. She signed autographs and interacted with fans.

I guess she has to keep grinding. According to SOHH.com, she just now went platinum after 34 weeks on the charts. Mary J. Blige and Alicia Keys went platinum in way less time than that.

Sean Kingston celebrated his birthday in Miami last night at Mansion nightclub by chilling and performing a few songs. Scott Storch even managed to show up with his rumored to be broke ass. What’s up with his nose anyway??? It’s looking real red around the edges…….

I see Sean is still renting wearing that ridiculous crayon box medallion on his chain.

It’s always fun finding pictures of Keyshia Cole because somewhere in the bunch, you’ll catch her giving a mean side eye or a screw face or an unsavory look.

Maybe she was pissed off about Danity Kane talking crap about her on Miss Jones’ radio show…..

My man must have seen that Mo’Nique was going to be in the new Martin Lawrence movie and decided to try to cash in………

WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU!!!!

Marvin Dawson, 28, dated the 40-year-old star of Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins until she ditched him in 2003 because of his criminal record that included theft, gun and drug possession charges.

But Dawson claims Mo’nique is a hypocrite, telling the National Enquirer, “Not only was she an avid marijuana user, but she also did cocaine. And what’s worse, she began making money dealing coke.”

Dawson also accuses her of tax evasion and adds that when they broke up, “Mo’nique threatened my life. She said if I ever told anyone about her lifestyle, she’d hire someone to kill me.”

Dawson claims he is planning to write a book about his life with the star.

Mo’Nique’s lawyer denies the claims, stating they’re “dumb.” And how!!!

Source

This joint is HILARIOUS! It has mad cameos as well. Check it out!

Andre 3000 attended the Best New Menswear Designers in America & Their Fall 2008 Collections presented by GQ last night in NYC wearing a unique outfit. When I look at this, I think Black English country squire. I’m looking for his monocle or his rifle and some hounds!

WOULD YOU SMASH?

Okay well it’s not REALLY a crazy house, but she was committed to UCLA Medical Center for an “evaluation.” I’m thinking they’re going to put her in a straight jacket and beat her with sticks until she gets right? Well that’s what I would do. Just kidding….

In reality it’s a good look. Get this! The person that engineered it is none other than her little manager dude Osama Lutfi. Her parents WENT OFF on the guy! They felt she didn’t need to be committed! OH WORD? I know they weren’t offended that someone did something. For all intensive purposes they SUCK and should’ve done this earlier! They’re just as bad as Amy Winehouse’s parents.

Hell I know Lynne ain’t talking. She’s got one that flew over the cuckoo’s nest if you know what I mean, and one 16 year old that’s about to nest because she’s pregnant.

According to TMZ it went down like this:

Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she was a danger to herself and others — partly because of her reckless driving and partly because of her “downhill behavior.” As a result, the shrink launched a plan (days in the making) to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center by calling the cops.

Sources tell us the cops knew it was coming. In fact, the plan was for cops and paramedics to take Britney away the night before, but it was scrubbed. Last night, it all went down according to plan. Cops even used code to minimize craziness in transporting Britney to the hospital. Over the police radio, she was referred to as “The Package.”

Before the cops arrived, the shrink told her she was going back to the hospital and she offered no resistance. She said, “Is something wrong?” She made hot chocolate and waited. Her mom, Lynne, got extremely agitated, accusing Sam of engineering the impending commitment. We’re told Brit told her to “shut the hell up.” She demanded silence, sat on the floor and wrote notes to people who were there as they waited. When emergency personnel arrived, Brit went on the gurney without resistance.

We’ll see if this works……….

The Pubic Brothers Rick Ross and Trick Daddy posed for pictures at Rick’s birthday party earlier this week.

Ahhh…..look at all the sweaty, pubed up glory. Unfortunately, when I think of these cats, I don’t think of nice smelling cologne. I think of old cheese sandwiches, stripper sweat and stale Budweiser……

Thanks to the homey Showtime at Tha Talk of the Town for the pics!

It doesn’t matter if you are Shakespeare or Zora Neale Hurston, you need to fall back. Rapper Jacki-O is going to join the ranks of the greats with her new book “Grown and Gangsta” to be published by the prestigious C-Murder’s TRU publishing.

Here’s a quick rundown of her masterpiece:

Scheduled to hit stores on February 15, the project will be the first release from C-Murder’s recently launched TRU Publishing. The book tells the story of six friends, Monique, Tatiana, Inch, Malcolm, Quentin and Iz, who support each other through trying times on the streets and in their personal lives. Grown & Gangsta is currently available for pre-order through Amazon.com and trupublishing.com. Here is an excerpt:

“The pop pop pop of the paparazzi’s cameras lit up the night like diamonds made of light. Each flash was like a bling. Many celebrities, athletes and popular rappers had come out to P-Nice’s Hampton mansion. P-Nice owned the hottest rap label in the game, Street Life Records, as well as the trendy clothing label Pierre Wear. To be invited to his Fourth of July party meant you were somebody in the industry or in the streets. Monique was of the former. She was the A & R rep. from the up and coming Harlem World Records and had been responsible for the signing of one of the best new singers in the game, Joi Black, and a rapper out of Jersey named Lucky Malone. Monique wasn’t a heavy weight by a long shot, neither was she raking in the dough, but her name was ringing bells and with the contacts she was making, she had her eyes on her own label.”

BRILLIANT! This will be required reading at Yale and Harvard in no time!!

Doesn’t his face just SAY it all?  People say a picture is worth a thousand words.   Well if that’s the true, this one is worth a billion.

Mike Tyson gave us his best gas face for a charity event he held in Johannesburg, SA.   

I don’t know what else is going on in this picture, except that when I saw Fabolous open his mouth I was reminded of one thing………

THE PREDATOR

 :shock: 

Angie Stone performed in Atlanta last night at Sugarhill and I’ve got to say she looks pretty damned good. I miss her signature ‘fro, but she still looks lovely. It looks like Celebrity Fit Club may have left an impression!

ContactMusic.com reports that 50 Cent has banned Ciara from collaborations with Cash Money due to a little feud between the two camps. MediaTakeOut.com claims it’s because Young Buck left G-Unit and moved BACK to Cash Money.

Who knows right? What I hope isn’t true is that a grown woman wouldn’t let a man tell her what to do like that. I’m just saying………..

Bre from America’s Next Top Model and Kat DeLuna hit up the Bumble and Bumble event in NYC last night.

I’m STILL trying to figure out why Kat DeLuna is invited to anything. These people sure are liberal with the guest list huh?

Anyway, who looked better?