There were plenty of funny clips and videos on YouTube this year, but none of them are as disturbing, freaky or just flat out questionable as this video and the people behind it.
They came [most likely on the couch], they saw, and they conquered all things questionably homoerotic. They made the sensual seduction of furniture seem even more vile than anyone could begin to imagine. They made us feel so sorry for that poor ottoman, that we wanted to start a “Stop The Sexual Abuse Of Ottomans, Couches and Floors” group. Well I did anyway. They also made us question what our boyfriends could really be doing when they claim they are getting together to play “Halo.” Hell it even made some of us send evil side eye glances to the couch I’m sure. Without further ado…..the winners of 2007’s Most Disturbed/Freakiest YouTube Clip are Peer Pressure aka those dancing closet homo dudes that dry hump couches and shit
NOPE! But she did wear a wedding dress for her new video “Single Again.” That dress is ugly so I am so glad that it’s only for the video. I can’t wait to see what this video will look like in the end…..*SMDH* (Thanks to Showtime at Thatott.com!)
Rihanna and T-Pain were just some of the offenders……
2007 had some of the MOST overexposed and overplayed songs I have ever heard in my life. Hell I thought the 90s were bad………
With the lack of good music getting hardly any play, radio and television made sure to try to forced feed us with pure f*ckery. Here are the TOP 5 most OVERPLAYED [and crappiest mind you] songs of 2007…..
1) Rihanna “Umbrella”– This song made me want to drink arsenic, but not before running into my nearest department store’s umbrella section, dousing them with gasoline then lighting them bitches on fire, all the while singing “ella, ella, eh, eh, eh..” butt naked, except for some ankle socks. Thank God I was pregnant and wasn’t able to fulfill my mission. I’ll always hate Rihanna for this…….
2) T-Pain “Buy U A Drank”–Let’s be honest for a minute. This cat couldn’t buy you nor I a drink and that’s real talk. I don’t care if the guy has a hundred dollar bill tatted on his cock and I like to blow money……I want nothing from him.
3) Kanye West “Stronger”– I’m a fan of the original song/sample by Daft Punk (huge Daft stan) and he did it no justice but whatever…….
4) Diddy Featuring Keyshia Cole “Last Night”– Never let this rabbit tooth bastard sing on a track EVER again. You’ve been warned world….*shines ninja stars*
5) Soulja Boy “Crank Dat“– Yes the dance is fun and I probably will “crank dat” after I have my baby and I have a couple of drinks in my system BUT the song was all over the damned radio, all over ringtones, all over everywhere. I bet if we play it backwards, we’ll hear Satan telling us to sacrifice our parents.
Jay-Z performed in Las Vegas on the 29th. Loving the suit swagger. Where was Beyonce though?
AJ Holloway, Gabrielle Union and friends *snickers* partied it up this weekend too! Looking nice! Wish I could have a “drank!”
Bucky O’Hare aka Diddy and Dylan posed for pictures.
Tiffany Pollard aka New York and her beau *snickers* Tailor Made were in Miami having a few brews. This sh*t right here is damned so repulsive it’s cute. I mean just odd.
Tyson Beckford was also hosting a party in Miami. Nice sneaks!
This shit right here is every bit as bad as one would expect from the descriptions. Penelope Cruz and her sister (really do we need to know her name?) have cameos in their brother’s video “Cosas Que Contrar” and boy what love do they have for each other.
What’s wrong with it? Where to begin? The fact that the sisters are looking to seduce their brother? They strip to their underwear? Kiss on each other? I’m okay if he picked two birds who’d do anything for a crumb but these are his sisters. I don’t EVEN want to know what bath time must have been like in that house when they were kids.
Now this isn’t the video for the song. It’s actually dubbed to clips from one of the best samurai films ever made: Shogun Assassin. That movie actually inspired GZA’s “Liquid Swords” album, so it’s fitting. ENJOY!
This video is definitely not fresh. It’s like her video for “Oh” remixed. Please spare the ghetto bunny trash talk at the very beginning. I’m not fooled by their stank attitude.
I’m also not impressed by her dancing this time around because she’s doing the same old dance that she’s been doing in her concerts. We get it! But she’s not the only black chick who can spread her legs and pop down low. I know I’ve been doing that since second grade sixth grade. The song is a few months early if you ask me, as it would be perfect for the summer but whatever. Good look on the ORIGINAL video car: THE JEEP! Bentley what? Maybach who?
Rap did NOT have a good year this year and we all know it. If the sh*t ain’t dead to the lames then it damned sure is on life support and ready to flatline. Thanks Atlanta!!!
Lupe managed to be one of the few rappers to escape with a good release he can be proud of, coming in at #15 on the charts. Chingy is literally scraping the bottom of the barrel…….
According to numbers released by Neilsen SoundScan, Chicago rapper Lupe Fiasco sold 144,079 copies of his sophomore album The Cool this week, debuting at #15 on the Billboard chart. While his 2006 debut album Food & Liquor debuted at #8 last September, it sold significantly less than The Cool, moving nearly 81,000 units after it was leaked months in advance.
St. Louis rapper Chingy’s fourth album Hate It or Love It, his first on Def Jam since reuniting with Ludacris’ Disturbing Tha Peace, also debuts at #84 this week after selling 31,517 copies. This is less than half the sales of his 2006 album Hoodstar, which sold just over 70,000 copies to debut at #8.
Neglecting her kids, allegations of f*cking anything that walked (male or female) to include a paparazzo last weekend, failed drug tests, missed depositions, loving gas station bathrooms and more…….
Ah yes Britney came out front this year! It was a tough choice between the ENTIRE cast of VH1’s Rock Of Love, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Pete Doherty.
Yes Yung Jackass Joc gets idiot of the day for taking a gun to the airport and attempting to board a plane. To make matters worse, he missed his arraignment.
There really are no words. This right here is a publicity stunt and we all know it. Who’s willing to bet that they get a show out of this? I know I am.
Tiffany “New York” Pollard — the outspoken star of VH1’s hit reality show I Love New York 2 — is going to become a Mrs. after all, PEOPLE has learned.
Pollard, 25, weeded through 20 eligible bachelors in season 2 of her dating reality show before she finally found a keeper. Her Mr. Right? “Tailor Made” (real name George Weisgerber), a 32-year-old retail planner from Queens, New York.
Weisgerber proposed on the Dec. 17 finale, but Pollard turned him down, saying she wanted to wait 24 months before making any decisions about marriage. “I respected that,” Tailor Made told PEOPLE. “I cherish her. She’s what I need.”
On season 2’s reunion show that airs Jan. 6, he proposes to her again and, this time, “she says yes,” a source told PEOPLE exclusively. “They are madly in love. They are a great couple.”
Wake me when they air “I Hate New York: The Divorce.”
I came across this photo and was amazed at homegirl doing her thing HELLA pregnant! The commenters at Hilton’s site were overwhelmingly disgusted by the pregnant girl’s body. Why? I would’ve preferred that she would’ve ditched the friend (these are the singers from Russian group T.A.T.U), but I think she looks great!!! What’s the problem??? Pregnant girls like getting smashed too!!! Believe me, I know!!! LOL
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