Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Christina Aguilera graces the January issue of Marie Claire looking STUNNING. Pregnant chicks have the game on lock this year huh?

Umm I’m glad that she feels sexy and all but I am tired, uncomfortable and ravenous most of the time. My cover would probably include me with chocolate all over my face, holding a drumstick, crumbs all on my belly sitting in a chair. That and my tits are DAMNED sure not that perky for being pregnant. Neither are hers but I don’t have the benefit of being airbrushed.

I would’ve called this video a comedy, but upon hearing DJ Khaled’s ovary poisoning voice I decided to classify it as a tragedy. *SMDH*

And *lol* at the doves flying from Birdman! Oh SO thought provoking! *snickers*

(Spotted at C&D)

*Clutches heart* This right HERE! *faints*

(Photo spotted at C&D )

Birdman and a large entourage, to include his 18 year old concubine wife, were arrested for having drugs and a small arsenal in their RV. Really? I think they should’ve been arrested for driving and crossing state lines while ugly………….

According to the Associated Press, the Cash Money Records founder and his entourage were pulled over in Kingsport, Tenn. after their RV made an improper lane change, forcing a tractor trailer into the emergency lane on Interstate 81.

Kingsport Police Cpl. Tim Horne said that after stopping the vehicle he could smell marijuana coming from inside the rented RV. He said that after obtaining consent to search the vehicle, he found about a pound of marijuana in a trash can in the RV’s kitchenette.

The group was traveling from New Orleans.

All 16 people were charged with possession of more than ½ ounce of marijuana, including Williams, 38, his wife Brittany, 18, his brother, Cash Money co-founder Ronald Williams, 43, and 13 others.

Among the Cash Money affiliates arrested were road manager Shahid Muhammad, 40, Cash Money Records promoter Casey Collins, 42, and music promoter Ovide Antoine, 32, of Miami, Fla.

Also found in the RV were an assault rifle, a handgun and a magazine for a .45-caliber handgun. Although no weapons charges have been filed, The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms is now involved in the investigation.

Birdman and his clique were still in jail as of late Tuesday night.

In a shower somewhere Lil’ Wayne is curled up in the fetal position crying for his Birdman.

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What a lucky baby…………

Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, welcomed a baby boy on Monday night, multiple sources tell PEOPLE.

While reps for Usher and Foster were not immediately available for comment, one source says Usher was with his wife and new child Tuesday at an Atlanta hospital, and the family is expected to head home on Wednesday.

Multiple sources told PEOPLE before the birth that the couple planned to name their son Usher Raymond V.

He MIGHT want to keep an eye on her. I know some animals like to eat their young…..

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I was over on one of my favorite blogs and we got to talking about old groups and Crucial Conflict came up. Naturally I had to make this the song of the day! Who remembers this joint??

Somehow when I see this video, I can’t help but imagine that he’s just kidnapped me and he is singing this song right before he violates me via multiple “tea bags” to the face.

Oh Mya…..
May I just ask one question? How do you shake it like a dog without looking like you have fleas??? How does a dog shake anyway?

Click HERE to listen!!!

(Photo spotted at SandraRose.com)

THIS OUTFIT RIGHT HERE IS THE TRUTH!!! Seriously! Christian LaCroix, Miu Miu, Fendi, Louis Vuitton, Tracey Reese are WAY behind the times. This season vending machine couture is the rage. Just ask Kandi Burruss.

I have my Sour Skittles joints on order. They’re hot except for the word “sour” is right on my crotch. I hope it doesn’t send the wrong message…….

According to Sandra Rose, Diamond (pictured on the left in the tacky blonde tweave….yes…tweave) has left Crime Mob. Sandra is still working on the details from both her and Princess, her ex-bandmate.

*Brings out party favors* I don’t give a damn! Err…I mean their contribution to hip-hop will be missed……….*snickers*