*sobbing* He ain’t no DAMNED good still being with that girl, when I’ve got TWO good, tried and true ovaries that are ready for him to “pollenate.”
*In best Bronx voice* But I love him….*sigh* She is just chilling with my man, Rene aka Residente of Calle 13, at the Latin Grammy party while I marinate in my own jealous rage and disgust!!!!! If I see her in the streets, I’ma “pop my trunk….”
Sh*t ain’t right man…*sniffles* I’ll be back. I gotta go put on “Love Is A Losing Game” by Amy Winehouse. Maybe I’ll dedicate “November Rain” on Guitar Hero to him to ease my sorrow………….
**I kid. But I will take her man if she don’t keep it tight. Word to Britney Spears…**
