Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I think her joint is destined to flop and none of her singles have really caught on, so naturally she had to do a remix. She got J.R. Rotem (Sean Kingston and Britney Spears fame) to help on the track. If you care, check it out here!

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Was it REALLY that bad?? Denzel arrived at the screening of his new movie “American Gangster” sporting a wicked “screw face.” That’s not cute boo boo. He needs to get like Mel “Lemme Buy You A Drank” Gibson.

I had to show SOME love to my little man’s favorite wrestler, Batista! He’s on WWE’s Whackdown Smackdown. I don’t like them that veiny and musclebound, sorry. If I did, he’d be smash-tastic!!

Well, well, well….

Look at what EFFORT gets you, Keyshia!!! She looks really nice on this cover. A real 10!

And the Anna Nicole Smith Slutbag Whore Tittayballs Award goes to:

This chick!!!!! *sheds lone tear* Just look at them. It looks like she got into a fight with a truck transporting Honeydew to Safeway and lost………..

Kanye West’s new book!!!

According to his website, Chicago rapper Kanye West has co-written a book with J. Sakiya Sandifer called Thank You And You’re Welcome. The book, which will be released on December 18 and is set to cost only $10, will be “an entertaining volume of ‘Kanye-isms’— the creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating his path to success. It captures the same wit, playful irony, and piercing insight found abundant in his lyrics.” Kanye adds, “My book is a guide to creating then celebrating your moment!”

Umm no thanks! Honestly I MIGHT buy it if it were for $5 and I had a birdcage to line. *SMDH*

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Damn Tony! Is it that damned bad?

I mean I know he was smashing Carrie Underwood for a minute, so why would he downgrade? I guess his dating game is more flip-flop than his QB game. Yeah I said it!!

Apparently Ryan Seacrest saw Romo and Spears get down with the get down at the club. Ewww! I just threw up in my mouth.

Ryan Seacrest – who was at Hollywood club Les Deux October 26 when Britney Spears mingled with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo — said he saw the singer give him a lap dance.

“I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood,” he said on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. “She had her sunglasses on. I said, ‘Busy day, huh?’ She kind of smiled and laughed and said, ‘Yeah.’ And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking.”

“Lap dancing?” a co-host asked.

“I mean some would say,” Seacrest said.

“She’s on his lap,” the co-host continued.

“Yeah,” Seacrest replied.

NASTY!!! All I know is if he didn’t wash those pants as SOON as he got home, I’m sure the next morning he was greeted by some foul-smelling alien life form raiding his fridge for booze and/or cheetos.

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I’m a huge trance fan and this one is classic trance/dance. It’s old school (from 2000) but it’s still that business! I love the lyrics as well! Check it out!

Awww Black Doodlebop T.I. must feel so good to be out of jail. Sandra Rose is reporting that he was released today on $3 Million bail. He is on house arrest for sure however.

Clifford Harris, aka T.I., will be confined to the new mansion he paid over $3 million for last year. The mansion located in Jonesboro, is a 3-story 6 bedroom, 8 bath mansion that sits on 1.7 acres offering stunning lake views, a swimming pool, dock and boathouse. It will afford him more room and luxury than the smaller residence that the feds ran up in 2 weeks ago in search of guns.

Sandra reports that he will be back in court in about a week, so his freedom may be short lived. Whatever, I hope he makes the best of this situation and does something positive with this situation.

Queen Latifah tell ‘em……..

“Beauty is not just a white girl. It’s so many different flavors and shades,” the 37-year-old rapper-actress tells People magazine in its latest issue. “It’s good for regular girls because the meter (for beauty) has been a slim white girl.”

(From People via Crunk And Disorderly)