I really need to take my ass to bed so I’m doing a best of the worst. Why? Because it’s easy to find the weak ones in the bunch then feast on them. Kind of like baby zebras and lions! Here we go:
Ciara needs to know that we GET that she’s skinny, but feminine she is not. My brother could wear this dress better than her, and he’s built like a linebacker. Oddly enough with his pecs he has bigger tits than her. LOW BLOW!!! Her husky shoulders make me think young, transsexual male. Perhaps EATING would bring some MUCH needed female curves????
Coco is it too much to ask that you put on a dress with no animal prints? Is it really?
Okay damn it. Who the HELL are you pointing at, Ne-Yo? Me? Why me? WTF did I do to you? Pointing past me? Is there some axe murderer about to sashimi my ass? I NEED ANSWERS!!! Get his Black Koi Fish ass on ANTM so Tyra and Miss Jay can teach him how to pose and give different looks. I suggest the “I’m really not gay, I promise” look.
I get it! Your old but you worked the hell out of your body. Now get a shirt on. Everytime I see this cat, he is shirtless. Why???
Ahhh T-Pain. I thought that in the presence of some true hip hop greats that he would have a reaction similiar to Damien in “The Omen” as he neared the church. Alas, he was unaffected. I see his lips were also on “extra chapped” mode. That’s sexy. Really it is. I bet his breath smells like poontang and cheese sandwiches.
