Hell yeah I would’ve kicked her out. I realize that she is accustomed to being an attention whore but not at somebody’s wedding. I would’ve spilled red punch on her ass. How do you go to a family wedding dressed like that???

The singer apparently arrived at her cousin Nigel’s wedding wearing a revealing dress which threatened to expose her breasts, angering the bride’s Christian family, before she refused to eat the food provided for guests and tucking into her own pre-packed meal.

“I was shocked when I saw what Rihanna was wearing. Every time she moved, her breasts looked like they were ready to come loose,” said a shocked wedding guest to mediatakeout.com.

“She brought her own food and wouldn’t touch anything else… Our food must not be good enough for a big star like her.”

Rihanna was then asked to leave as it was felt her cleavage and packed lunch were drawing attention away from the bride and groom - but not before she had an argument with her mother and aunt on her way out.

Now my fam is from the Islands. I’m half Bajan (Barbadian) myself. These are things you just don’t do. Wedding crashing skank. And how the hell you don’t want to eat the food at a WEST-INDIAN wedding girl? Ho sit down…..

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Riding high at the Ozone Awards eh Chris? Top nominee for the “Won’t Be Around Next Year” award, Hurricane Chris, might as well get ready to apply at Wal-Mart or maybe “UPS is hiring?” His debut album came in at a pathetic #24 on the charts.

Hurricane Chris stands as this week’s top hip-hop debut on the Billboard 200 album chart with his album 51/50 Ratchet. The Shreveport, La. native, who has been burning up airwaves nationwide with his infectious single “Ay Bay Bay,” will land at No. 24 on the charts this week after moving just over 26,000 copies of his debut. Next up we have underground favorites Little Brother, who have just released their first project since splitting with producer 9th Wonder. Getback, the Raleigh, NC duo’s third studio LP, moved about 9,600 copies during its first week in stores and will land at No. 89 on the charts. Life Goes On, the latest from Houston vet Trae, also hit stores last week. Consumers picked up about 7,500 copies, which will place it at No. 104.

It really is only a matter of time before this mess starts to regulate itself again. You can’t fool all the people all the time. Unfortunately folks slept on Little Brother this time but I wonder if it has to do with the crappy distro and marketing from their label.

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Ozone Magazine caught the Superfriends and Entertainment 4 Life Presents South Carolina State University’s Homecoming Party. I had questions and concerns about most of the photos, but this one put the icing on the damned cake. Exactly WHO is supposed to eat this slop? WHAT is this slop exactly? Where was the health inspector? If anyone got an STD at the party, I’d question if they got it from another person or from the damned food……..

A while ago, the internets buzzed (a little) about how Kim Kardashian’s teen sister worked the stripper pole like her name was Strawberry at Body Tap.

But this is just rich! On a recent episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” her two youngest siblings showed out AGAIN, this time pretending to be “Girls Gone Wild.” They lifted their shirts (no chest was shown), and played with what else? The stripper pole. Guess who was filming? Their older brother’s friend. WTF?

Their mom must be proud. All her daughters are jumpoffs. Pretty soon Karrine Steffans will have take lessons from these little hoes…..

I personally can’t STAND Halloween except for the costume parties. I figure I may as well make the best of it though. Today’s song of the day? Here’s a hint: back in 2004 “Halloween fell on a weekend….”

There really aren’t any words, so I’ll just let XXL tell it:

A series of brawls broke out during a party on the Harvard University campus on Saturday night (October 27) after a DJ threw on the controversial Crime Mob song “Knuck If You Buck.” According to the Harvard Crimson, the altercations occurred at an after party for the annual Harvard Society of Black Scientists and Engineers step show. The event, which took place in the University’s Lowell House dining hall, attracted over 400 students from Harvard as well as Boston University, Boston College, MIT and other schools. At around 1:00 a.m., when the DJ played “Knuck If You Buck,” Crime Mob’s crunk anthem that has been blamed for inciting violence in the past, a fight broke out on the dance floor.

“That’s a song where everybody goes wild,” said Jarred Watson, a Northeastern University student and party attendee. “The crowd started touching each other and bumping into each other. Then I saw a whole bunch of people screaming, and I saw people fighting.” The fighting soon spiller out into the Lowell House courtyard while Harvard University Police Department officers tried to quell the situation. Eventually, the HUPD was joined by six state trooper cruisers and several Cambridge police vehicles. Two men were taken into custody in connection with the brawl, but were later released without charges. “Knuck if you Buck” caused controversy in January of 2006 when 16 year-old Baron “Deuce” Braswell II was stabbed to death while the song was playing during a party in Fredericksburg, VA

*sigh* I know that they are in college and that sh*t gets wild, but to have THAT many folks go wild and to require that many authorities is crazy. *SMDH*

Now why would they want to shut down such a classy joint???

(Is SHE REALLY showing her razor bumps???? *dead*)

Now Tacoma is not the NICEST place in Washington. It has a reputation for being a bit of a “dingleberry” on Washington. It’s not Marcy Projects bad, but it’s not very pretty and for whatever reason everybody that lives there likes to pretend they live in “Compton” or something. SURE, seven of its high schools have a 40% dropout rate AND it has the highest concentration of sexual offenders, but it’s not THAT bad right? *Tumbleweeds* Anyway, is it a surprise they want to shut down one of its clubs?

Tacoma police are trying to shut down a bar where three people were wounded last week in a gang-related shooting.

Police are asking for an emergency suspension of the business and liquor licenses for McCabe’s American Music Cafe.

In the past year there have been 178 calls to McCabe’s for crimes that include fights, rapes and robberies.

NICE! That sounds like a nice place to take your date, yeah? I don’t know WHAT is going on but whoever the animals are that are having clubs shut down in Seattle and Tacoma need to go find a saloon in desert to “go dumb” at. At this rate, we won’t HAVE anything left!

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At first I didn’t know what to say about the girl, but the beat was ON POINT, so hard. This song came out right when I had my son in December 2002. Ah good times! Your girl turned 21 one month later. 2003 was a good year for music I think. Can I get some Ms. Dynamite over these thirsty lame-brain chickenheads out right now please? *Side eyes Rihanna, Fergie and Cassie*

*ROFLMAO* Yeah I am laughing at her! I can’t stand cheerleaders, especially when they are homecoming princesses. *Raises fist* This is for the nerds!!!

This chick decides to get behind the banner at the most unfortunate time. Just as she goes near the banner, the entire football team bursts through the damned thing and running over her like a freight train.

I didn’t even bother to go see “Step Up” because it looked whack. I’m a child of the 80s. I’ve had MORE than enough dance-off films to last a lifetime. But SOMEBODY felt compelled to give the little teeny-boppers a sequel and here it is. It stars some chick I don’t even know (I didn’t care to find her name out either), Rob Hoffman from “Wildin’ Out” fame, Channing Tatum makes an appearance or something, and Cassie gets in on the fun. She can’t sing, so HOW do they expect her to ACT???

Just looking at the trailer, you can tell that this is for the tweens and teens. I wouldn’t be caught dead outside the theater when this f*ckery comes out. Their attempt at “wit” in the movie sucks, they aren’t original by using the “po’ little white girl who is too streetwise” formula either. First broad to step on my feet at the club trying to emulate this chick is getting shanked in the booty meat. *SMDH* And it comes out on Valentine’s Day? I guess if you want a) your girl to get wet watching Channing or b) not get any at all, you go see this movie as a couple on V-Day 2008.

I think her joint is destined to flop and none of her singles have really caught on, so naturally she had to do a remix. She got J.R. Rotem (Sean Kingston and Britney Spears fame) to help on the track. If you care, check it out here!

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Was it REALLY that bad?? Denzel arrived at the screening of his new movie “American Gangster” sporting a wicked “screw face.” That’s not cute boo boo. He needs to get like Mel “Lemme Buy You A Drank” Gibson.

Well, well, well….

Look at what EFFORT gets you, Keyshia!!! She looks really nice on this cover. A real 10!

And the Anna Nicole Smith Slutbag Whore Tittayballs Award goes to:

This chick!!!!! *sheds lone tear* Just look at them. It looks like she got into a fight with a truck transporting Honeydew to Safeway and lost………..

Kanye West’s new book!!!

According to his website, Chicago rapper Kanye West has co-written a book with J. Sakiya Sandifer called Thank You And You’re Welcome. The book, which will be released on December 18 and is set to cost only $10, will be “an entertaining volume of ‘Kanye-isms’— the creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating his path to success. It captures the same wit, playful irony, and piercing insight found abundant in his lyrics.” Kanye adds, “My book is a guide to creating then celebrating your moment!”

Umm no thanks! Honestly I MIGHT buy it if it were for $5 and I had a birdcage to line. *SMDH*

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