Sep 24
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This poor girl is a trooper indeed! She’s the host of a Swedish game show that is broadcast over the t.v. much like those weird ones that come on late at night over here. Well she literally blows chunks on t.v. while talking to a caller. Now THAT’S HOT! And it doesn’t stop her. She just keeps going!

She says it was because of some serious period problems but I wonder if she had too much Surstromming or Hakarl????

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Sep 24
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Now there is nothing new about the rumors that Shaquille O’Neal is divorcing Shaunie O’Neal because of her cheating with a hunky Cuban trainer (Ay Papi!). But she was for sure d*ckmatized if this part of the rumor turns out to be true:

According to our source, Shaunie has been having a raging affair with one of Shaq’s personal trainers - described as “a muscular Cuban.” When Shaunie fell for this guy she started stashing money away and went so far as to put a secret down payment on a HOUSE that she plans to share with the Cuban!

I mean I won’t speak for Shaquille but IF my man was taking any of my money to pay for some ho, I’m burning the ENTIRE house down and blowing up cars. I mean I do have a little “maleante” (rude boy) in me. I’m just saying…..

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Sep 24
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(Image ganked from NY Daily News)

Miss USA Rachel Smith, most famous for falling on her behind earlier this year, outlined her career goals but didn’t have much love for pioneer Katie Couric.

“I always wanted to be a reporter — maybe some TV. Who knows? Some serious news — but some modeling, too,” she said at the Women in Entertainment Empowerment Network event last week.

“I just don’t want to end up like Katie Couric. I want people to take me seriously.”

Sure Couric was a damned fool for leaving the Today show but we all make mistakes right and she’s still a pioneer. This (C)Rocawear-donning scamp should just hang it up if her attitude sucks this bad. Oh and here’s what Couric had to say via rep:

“If she continues to offer such profound insight, she will not have to worry about anyone taking her seriously.”

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Sep 24
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When was the last time Vanessa Carlton was even relevant? Apparently she is not a fan of Mimi’s and it showed at a recent event.

FROM whom does Mariah Carey need Secret Service-style protection? Page Six spotted the smiling star at the Save the Music event at Lincoln Center Thursday night flanked by eight massive bodyguards. As a friendly Mariah made her way around the tent greeting fellow music industry folks John Mayer, John Sykes and Jon Bon Jovi, her goons intently blocked other guests from her path with commands of “Get out of the way! Mariah’s coming!” They also shut down the bathroom for 10 minutes while Carey primped. Meanwhile, someone should have been watching over Vanessa Carlton when Mariah was getting her award. The under-the-radar songstress was overheard cackling, rolling her eyes and making nasty comments throughout Carey’s acceptance speech. Throughout dinner, Carlton made a point to remind fellow guests that she is actually famous. “I have more than one song,” she announced to the table - but got severely agitated when The Post’s Marianne Garvey mistook an Avril Lavigne music video for one of hers.

If people can’t tell the difference between you and Avril Lavigne then you need to start “f*ckin’ for tracks” and get relevant again. I’m just saying…….

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Sep 20
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Real talk this was my guy! If Craig Mack and Biggie would’ve been let out the cage at the same time, with the same promo…I mean good God Bad Boy probably wouldn’t be the joke it is now. Then again, Bad Boy wouldn’t be the joke it is now if Puffy weren’t such a bitch. But I digress…….

“Flava In Ya Ear” was CLASSIC and still is. The beat is still hard and the lyrics??? Sh*t turns “ya body into anti-matter.” Southern (C)rappers always want to talk about how there’s no room for lyricism/intelligent rhymes in rap, but how many of their songs will EVER reach icon status like Mack’s? Enjoy the video and the song while I “take off like an MX missile.”

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Sep 20
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What EXACTLY is SOOOO funny Britney?
I mean is it funny that the judge basically called you a drugwhore and unfit to raise your kids without taking drug tests?

That is sooooooooooo funny! It’s a regular laugh parade. I’m just wondering why they won’t take her kids from her.

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Sep 19
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Why am I not having a hard time believing this? She looked like the only one who couldn’t hide her need to vomit when Hef was around. I guess being with Hef may do that to you. It makes a broad want to run not only for the hills, but for the damned sky.

Hugh Hefner might be surprised to learn that ONE of his three live-in blondes AKA “The Girls Next Door,” has been sneaking out late at night to rendezvous with a “close friend” at a girl bar! The naughty girl is Kendra, who has hip hop aspirations- according to a source, she has been seen at The Palms lesbian bar several times in the past few weeks. And she’s always in the company of a cute very hip hop style black girl with braids and baggy pants who looks like a boy! Witnesses say they appear to be a couple.

Well whoever it is should drop Kendra for awful displays of “wiggatry.”

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Sep 19
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Britney Spears was ordered by an LA judge yesterday, to undergo random drug and alcohol testing twice a week according to Access Hollywood.

In court documents obtained by Access, a judge ordered the tests for the pop star, stating “Based on the Evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by the Petitioner” (Spears).

However, the court also said the results of those tests will not be made public.

Britney has also been ordered to meet with a “parenting coach” at least eight hours a week, who will observe her interaction with her two sons – Sean Preston and Jayden James.

The parenting coach will evaluate Brit’s motherly skills and will file a written progress report to the courts on October 22.

I just want to know who got her into drugs? Why? I mean I figured she was doing that “ooh-wee” while her and K-Fed were dating but when did she graduate to the type of drugs she was on? I mean we all know she was on something else. Marijuana can’t do that to you. I used to know potheads in high school. It just made them lazy and dumb until the sh*t wore off.

It’s really not even funny anymore. From smearing food on her face at Chateau Marmont to allegations of mistreating her kids, this sh*t will live in infamy (at least for 2007 and part of 2008). If she does what she’s told and gets right, there might be hope for her yet.

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Sep 19
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I mean I’ve got to ask when the guy will start designing the outfits for the upcoming Spice Girls tour that kicks off in December. WTF??? Shouldn’t he be concentrating on rehabilitating that bum knee he has? I mean damn!

“He has been looking at pictures of Julien Macdonald’s collection on the internet and has also studied other designer collections.”

“He is drawing different strengths from various fashion designers, but obviously Victoria will have the final say.”

David - who is renowned for his fashion sense - has decided the outfits will all be black with different themes to match each of the girls’ personality.

David has also been helping Victoria practice her dance routines for the upcoming tour.

The band’s show choreographer, Jamie King, has told the girls to ask their men to help them learn the moves.

A source said: “Victoria has got David dancing away to ‘Spice Up Your Life’ and all their hits - he’s loving being a Spice Boy!”

I weep. I swear it’s only a matter of time before she comes in and catches him in a halter top soccer jersey and daisy dukes playing “soccer” with another man. I’m just saying. He needs me in his life. By the time I’m done with him he’ll growl like a lion and beat his chest like a gorilla while smashing.

My school for wayward boys does wonders!!!!!

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Sep 18
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“She’s a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her.”

Dave Grohl needs to win an “I Keeps It Real” award for speaking on that skank. If they had MY quote on her, the b*tch would cry for days. I am on record for the following:

Paris Hilton is a stankin’ azz hoe with a Gilgamek vagina that spits acid at the unwitting phallus thereby melting it into nothing. She smells like day old dog-vomit and her brain should be donated to cows so they can study it and then eat it.

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