I don’t give a damn who you are, throwing up God knows what in a picture is ugly as shit and it looks retarded. And who the hell is Brian Deegan anyway??

If he was trying to look “hard” he failed. He looks like he’s got a SEVERE case of arthritis. His hands look like chicken feet.

Well damn Tori!! She wasn’t playing after she had her baby earlier this year was she? She knows that she doesn’t have much going for her face, so her body needs to be on point.

Milton Bradley should sue the pants out of T.I. for copyright infringement. He clearly swagger-jacked the Monopoly man at his birthday party.

Skinny, short men dressed in ill-fitting tophats make my vajooey want to shrivel up and fall off……

Usher was at the Macy’s in NYC yesterday promoting his new cologne “Piss & Oil.” Or was it “Eau De Tameka’s Swampass??” Oh my bad!! He was promoting “Usher.” Awww look at his face! The joy he takes in literally killing angels by fumigating them from heaven with that ish is really beautiful to me…………

The song is on point. All these rappers should take heed but most of all the consumers should. They are dumbing it down in these raps. Aren’t you insulted?

If she isn’t in need of a “Holy Ghost” revival, I don’t know what is. Girl, the Devil is a liar and a bastard but he’s not unbeatable. Talk about serious issues. As a matter of fact, where is Child Protective Services?

The NY Daily News previewed some excerpts from her book. There are no words if this is true.

In her memoir, “Confessions of a Video Vixen,” the woman known as “Superhead” wrote about the drugs and self-hatred that drove her into cheap romps with Usher, Diddy, Vin Diesel, Shaquille O’Neal and Ja Rule, among others.

Having sold more than 350,000 copies, she’s back with “The Vixen Diaries.” Though its tilted toward self-help (and self-aggrandizement), her new book has a few good servings of celebrity tenderloin.

Mike Tyson, she writes, “loves the same way he fights: hard and rough. His kisses are like uppercuts, and his lovemaking is like a title match. And as he proved against Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson is a biter. His passion manifested through pain as … I endured the extreme force of his 200-pound frame colliding into mine, he kissed, sucked and bit me overzealously. I was in excruciating pain as we continued in this manner for several hours. At the end, I was covered in bruises and bite marks and vowed to never have sex with him again.”

She also went a round with boxer Antonio Tarver shortly before his marriage. As she watched Antonio kiss his new wife, Steffans muses, “I recalled his face and lips [exploring my body] … I wondered how I tasted to her.”

She was revolted by one “A-list name-above-the-title” Oscar winner who invited her to his Beverly Hills mansion. “I wanted to tell him that I … no longer wanted to be around him. I never got the chance. The next thing I knew, he was on all fours and naked on the bed. I don’t have a strong enough stomach to describe what happened in the hours that followed” — except to say that, for him, it was more like a colonoscopy.

She denounces those vicious rumors that she came between Eric Benet and Halle Berry, and Chris and Malaak Rock. She also maintains she didn’t have sex with Whitney Houston’s husband, Bobby Brown, though she says, “I kept Bobby close to my heart.” Meeting after a time apart, “he embraced me as I whispered, ‘I love you,’ and he returned, ‘I love you, too.’” But she says Brown later told “me I had done nothing for him, while he was sleeping in my home, eating my food, driving my car and spending my money.” After a tryst with Ray J, she told Brown that the rapper claimed he’d added Whitney’s name to his bedpost. “I could hardly wait to get the news out, to tear [Bobby's] heart apart and hurt him the way he hurt me, I wanted him to go to bed that night with the image of his wife with another man.”

Jamie Foxx told her, “Damn, you’re pretty!” when they met. “When Jamie Foxx offers to massage your body at four in the morning, after a bottle of Champagne and two shots of Patron, it’s hard to say no,” she writes. However, Jamie soon figured out she was “that Karrine.” Foxx ran in the other direction, leaving the author “depressed. Jamie had no idea that he made me cry all the way home and in the days that followed.”

Comic Bill Maher delivered her greatest heartache. “In January of 2006, Bill and I split. Three days later, I suffered an emotional breakdown and was sent to the hospital for psychiatric observation. I cut my wrists and started drinking myself into an emotional tailspin. At the end of the night, the love of my life was gone and so was my son, Naiim,” taken away by Child Services.

I don’t CARE to know about how Tyson lays the pipe. She is WAY too presumptious to think most of us do. My man lays it very well so I ONLY want the image of HIM laying it down in my head. Why this woman continues to sell herself like a whore by way of books and penmanship is beyond me? We’ve all committed sins, but I respect my child too much to let the whole world in on it. If she wants him to know, that’s fine but doesn’t he deserve a private talk? Besides do kids care what mistakes you made in your youth if you are honest and have changed???? They just want you to love them, by them lots of candy and be on point for Christmas and Birthdays. Is that SO hard?

You know it’s a damned shame when MOST porno stars and prostitutes have more dignity than you do. *SMDH*

Well say bye to Africa. Satan’s bottom b-tch Paris Hilton is scheduled to visit Rwanda and the skank doesn’t EVEN know why…..

>”There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help,” Hilton said.

Tell us something we DON’T know Paris? Like really get into specifics!

If she were sincere then it would be great but she’s about as sincere as George Bush telling the country he knows what he’s doing. It’s a load of crap. The fact that she continuously wears diamonds, a source of conflict and oppression for many African nations, is an indicator that she’s just “fronting” and not real. I don’t care if she goes as long as she takes MAD suitcases of money with her and starts building hospitals. That would mean something. It’s insulting though and outright sick. She was just on tape spouting the word “n-gger” like it was going out of style.

I am saying a hearty and SINCERE “B-TCH PLEASE” to this one.

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Hell yeah I said it because that’s exactly what it is. Let’s just go over a few “coontastic” parts of this movie shall we???
1) Ghetto Boy who does nothing but raps
2) Gets sent to live with his father, who of course, is in absentia most of the time in Puerto Rico
3) Only thinks about copious amounts of sex or women for the sex
4) Can’t seem to do sh*t else right but dance and hope to f*ck.
5) LAST BUT NOT DAMNED LEAST: WHERE THE F*CK ARE ALL THE BLACK/DARK SKINNED PEOPLE IN PUERTO RICO???????

Mmmmm sounds like a blockbuster movie. I let him slide in “You Got Served” because at the time it seemed that everyone from Usher to Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, even Missy, were having dance-offs. This is ridiculous. Wake me up when there is a good black movie that doesn’t include us just dancing around please? Thanks!

(also spotted at Racialicious! They crack over there!)

I don’t even need an apology from anyone because of this right here. LOL Actually I’ve never been a fan of an “apology for slavery.” This right here though would be a great tool to show in class right? I would love to see what would happen if little Timmy or Brad came home to his parents who both work for Bank Of America singing this song. That would be great!!

Spotted at Racialicious!!

I didn’t sign on because I was playing Halo 3. Yes, it’s that serious for me! Sorry today is late, I am on a gang of boards. Things will be back to normal next week. Anyway, I’ve got a Happy Nappy Head post due today so there you go. Maybe even two.

I’m still showing love to the REAL rap sh*t and of course I had to show love to Das Efx. I know some of y’all remember this song. And real talk, I know that I am not the only one that knows some of the words. Well these cats are still doing the damned thing. I saw video of them performing in Tivoli (??) on 9/6/07.

Glad to see that real hip-hop heads keep hope alive. Check out this classic!

Vincent Cassel is my latest “smash.” He’s currently in the AWESOMELY GOOD “Eastern Promises” with Vigo Mortensen (who wears the hell out of his suits) and Naomi Watts. Very good movie. I highly recommend. I’ve been a fan of “Vinz” since I saw him in “Elizabeth” as the very comical, yet very bisexual Duc D’Anjou.

He is taken though; married to the very foxy Monica Bellucci.

This poor girl is a trooper indeed! She’s the host of a Swedish game show that is broadcast over the t.v. much like those weird ones that come on late at night over here. Well she literally blows chunks on t.v. while talking to a caller. Now THAT’S HOT! And it doesn’t stop her. She just keeps going!

She says it was because of some serious period problems but I wonder if she had too much Surstromming or Hakarl????

Now there is nothing new about the rumors that Shaquille O’Neal is divorcing Shaunie O’Neal because of her cheating with a hunky Cuban trainer (Ay Papi!). But she was for sure d*ckmatized if this part of the rumor turns out to be true:

According to our source, Shaunie has been having a raging affair with one of Shaq’s personal trainers - described as “a muscular Cuban.” When Shaunie fell for this guy she started stashing money away and went so far as to put a secret down payment on a HOUSE that she plans to share with the Cuban!

I mean I won’t speak for Shaquille but IF my man was taking any of my money to pay for some ho, I’m burning the ENTIRE house down and blowing up cars. I mean I do have a little “maleante” (rude boy) in me. I’m just saying…..

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(Image ganked from NY Daily News)

Miss USA Rachel Smith, most famous for falling on her behind earlier this year, outlined her career goals but didn’t have much love for pioneer Katie Couric.

“I always wanted to be a reporter — maybe some TV. Who knows? Some serious news — but some modeling, too,” she said at the Women in Entertainment Empowerment Network event last week.

“I just don’t want to end up like Katie Couric. I want people to take me seriously.”

Sure Couric was a damned fool for leaving the Today show but we all make mistakes right and she’s still a pioneer. This (C)Rocawear-donning scamp should just hang it up if her attitude sucks this bad. Oh and here’s what Couric had to say via rep:

“If she continues to offer such profound insight, she will not have to worry about anyone taking her seriously.”