Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *weeps and gnashes teeth* Why? They couldn’t find anybody else to play Biggie? I’m not quite sure I trust this dude to portray Biggie in the upcoming biopic. But BallerStatus confirmed it.

Kingston, who is enjoying the success of his breakout hit single “Beautiful Girls,” beat out hundreds of hopefuls who hoped to land the role in “Notorious,” which is being executive produced by Sean “Diddy” Combs.

“When I first heard about that movie, it was through management,” Kingston said in a statement. “My management told me about it and, you know, I had auditioned for it and I met with the director and I nailed it and he gave me a shot now at being in the movie.”

Apparently Biggie’s mom, Voletta Wallace, was also part of the decision-making process. Fine, Okay. I’ll give him a shot. But he better bring it. The last time they gave some nobody a part, the b*tch f*cked up the “Transformers” for me. Yes, Megan Fox I am TALKING TO YOU.

(From last week’s drag up b*tch fight)

FYI if you purchased tickets for any Amy Winehouse concerts in the U.S. you are proper f*cked. She canceled every last damned date INCLUDING the MTV VMA’s this year (If I were her I wouldn’t feel to bad about that one). She’s in St. Lucia recovering with her loser ass hubby.

Thanks a lot Amy!!! Now I’ll have to be FORCED to watch the VMA’s. Oh well there’s still hope of a huge embarassment. Maybe Beyonce or Rihanna will fall down the steps? One can only hope! That and there’s always the possibility of Britney acting the fool.

I know this is old but why wasn’t I in the loop? Did I lose my black people card?

Okay okay…..I get it. The dude is aiming high. I can dig that. This is Cam’ron (Giles) premier issue of Platinum Entrepreneur and while it looks like a cheap Forbes or Playgirl Cigar Aficionado cover wise, I actually got a chance to check out the inside of the mag and see what it’s about. Cam is the head honcho but he partnered with Julia Beverly, who already runs her own magazine by the name of Ozone (you know the people that put on the Black Folk Still Ghetto Awards Ozone Awards). It’s alright I guess. I mean it’s no XXL or The Sauce err…I mean The Source but it’s probably better than Vibe and Jet magazine.

But can someone explain WHY Jeff Grunblatt is posing like an ASS with Cam’ron in the second cover? NOT a good look son. PLEASE get right!

To get inside, click here!

So I wasted a good 2 damned hours completely redoing the DAMNED blog only to find out that all I had to do was hit a button. Ain’t that a b*tch????? In any case until I feel like doing the formula again, I’m not doing anything for expandable posts which means that if I have a lot of pics for my picture post you guys will just have to scroll on down LMAO!

C’est finit!!!!!!! What do you think????

I’m working on getting my sh*t to appear at the top lmao. Bear with me!

I will keep this short because it’s deja vu it seems like. Kanye West remix featuring Lil’ Wayne and Busta Rhymes (WOW!). DJ Skee (The Game’s man) is behind this one I guess…..

Lil’ Wayne’s bravado is the usual. Busta Rhymes spits real well on this one though. That’s still my dude (with his egg sandwich-after-sex-eating self lol). I actually kind of like this song. It will grow on me eventually I guess.

Click here to listen!

See this picture says it all! I can tell a little skank when I see one!

Anyway, Rihanna and some pals went to visit a strip club or two to do “research” for some film roles she may be interested in. But she couldn’t quite wrap her “gi-normous” dome around the “skrippas.”

“I went with some friends to a strip club not long ago. I went because I was very curious. I didn’t learn any dancing tips.”

“I’ve been reading some film scripts so I had to go to see what it’s like. I was very weirded out,” she added.

Maybe she didn’t learn any tips because she’s a buffoon. My first experience at a strip club, I sucked in so much info it wasn’t even funny. Now you just give me a pole and I’ll make the sun shine! God bless you “Miss Texas.” White girls work the pole better and black girls work their butts better. FYI! If I do see this broad in any kind of movie aside from a horror film in which she dies during the opening credits, I’m running a zamboni into Def Jam’s offices.

Well unless she got a part in the new Star Trek film as a Klingon or something……

Yup it’s that time again. I have grown weary of my blog setup so I am going to go ahead and change it today. I have sh*t else better to do *LOL* So if you see the blog theme change A LOT it’s me testing okay? Just bear with me!

I won’t exhaust it too much because it’s probably on EVERY blog known to man. I will just give a quick rundown of some of my favorite pics.

Monica looks lovely for being 6 months pregnant! And I need that top in my life. Good for her getting out even though she’s knocked up.

Usher and his wet nurse Tameka Foster (Raymond) showed up. Apparently there was some static between one of Tameka’s friends and blogger/photograher Sandra Rose. Usher apologized for the antics. WTF Tameka????

I have no words T-Boz. I will just say that Jesus cures all that ails us.

Janet and Jermaine Dupri looked really cute together. I won’t front everything about her was perfection. Very classy! Very chic!

I cannot say the same about the promo girls however……..
How does this fit in with a DAMNED thing? Someone call PETA!

Pussycat Doll reject Asia Nitollano attended the August 2007 MAGIC Marketplace in Las Vegas yesterday. *slow clap* I’m just trying to figure out why she is even relevant considering she was kicked out the group…….

Whatever as LONG as she doesn’t make a solo album I am okay.