I swear that the clock is taking too damned long to hit 4 pm. Story of my life is this “hurry up and wait” bullsh*t.

This song best sums up being pregnant AND not being able to get my weekend started yet.

None of these little skanks can do it like Her Madge-jesty. Sorry hoes….

Well she may just be dumb as a fox this broad. Several songs have leaked and most recently “Gimme More” and “Cold As Fire” have been leaked in the last few days. “Cold…” sucks but “Gimme More” is not that bad. The productions is tight. It’s by “Danjahandz” a protege of Timbaland. So the song is hot for that very reason. He definitely went coconuts on the beat and it’s very reminiscent of something Madonna may have done for her 2005 album (CLASSIC) “Confessions On A Dancefloor.”

As for her singing, it’s the same as it has always been: heavily doctored but a little smokier (cigarettes?). I’m not posting it here but if you want to listen to it go to her STAN site. OMG! Those kids would feed their newborn children to Satan on a plate with some hot sauce on the side for this woman. That’s sad.

I’d like to see if she gets her sh*t together. Something has to give for real. I’m not dying for her because sh*t just don’t make sense with her. I’m soooooo not enthused.

Click here for BreatheHeavy.com and to listen to her new songs.

(The lads at the Play For Good event)
After Terrence Howard going on about how unclean a woman is if she does not use baby wipes to wipe her arse, I have had weird thoughts about that dude. So to my horror, this picture just came off extra weird to me. His eyes are piercing, kind of like Dracula’s before he bites your damn neck clean off…….

This picture just SCREAMS this to me:
Terrence: So John, would you like to come back to my house and have the intercourse with me? I use baby wipes so it smells like baby powder. You smell so pretty like a black metrosexual angel. God just let me rub on your butt cheeks??
John: Ummm…yeah. I was kind of hoping to try something new tonight? Like having sex with a black girl or something? I don’t know though…..
Terrence: Oh…you don’t use baby wipes then?

Chris Brown was on the Today Show today performing. This picture says so much and none of the words include “sexy” or “hot.”

*yawn*

I STILL rock this song in the Jeep* ’til today. When I saw this video I already had a little group of fellow apartment rats in Kent *lol*. I tried to organize us but some cats just didn’t want to be organized. In any case I referred to us as the Zoo crew (YEAH I JACKED IT RIGHT OUT THE SONG!) because we were all over the damned place. Shortly thereafter it got to my head and I damn near started a crime syndicate. *LOL* WTF? Those kids were picking on me and my bro way too much. I started to be like Da Brat or some sh*t.

Anyway enough about my crazy ass childhood. Peep the video for all my cats who love good ish. Cameos include Goodie Mob (Big Gipp was cute when he was young!), Coolio, Kurupt, and a few more! CLASSIC!! But I disagree slightly: Panama cats are the CRAZIEST!!!

P.S. Pay attention to this part of the song on how he gets at Jermaine Dupri *lol*:

If you ain’t jumpin then don’t pump it
I’m hittin Jermaine in Atlanta cos he owe me loot for that jump shit
Fuck astronauts I rock it
and from now on if you bite my style when I see you, I’m in your pockets

*That is the twin to my Jeep except tricked out. Now I had to rep Jeeps because those cars are what Jesus drives in heaven. “It’s a Jeep thing…you wouldn’t understand” lol

After having the misfortune of watching Chris Brown’s latest PIECE OF SH*Tvideo with T-Pain at the YBF blog, I was actually ELATED to see Sisqo’s black fairy of dancing goodness likeness again! Apparently he ain’t dead! He performed at the Roc Tha Block event in Sydney (today).

I never thought I would say this, but please come back. That brother can actually sing. Anybody to take out T-Pain’s ass.

Naughty By Nature came through! Good to see that in places like Europe and Australia they actually appreciate good music still man. Real talk if it wasn’t for those kids, these cats would be real hungry. Wu-Tang is out there, Nine, NBN now….Hmmm! PLEASE COME BACK! *slaps self* Okay moving along…..

The only known living vampire from 15th century Africa Akon performed as well. I see there are no teen girls on the stage NOR young boys either. Good……

Click Here To Get Your Album Leak! Don’t forget to (blah blah blah) BUY the album if you like it! It comes out on September 11th. As for me? I’ll probably go cop the new heat. Y’all haven’t heard but word on the “skreets” is that Joe Grkman and The Grkmania Polka Band’s latest album is FIRE. Y’all better wipe me the f*ck down!

Kanye is a whiny twit and so is 50 Cent so as far as I am concerned, I can’t win with either of ‘em.

“I guess I’m going to say I’m just disappointed in you sir. I really am. I expect this from the guy we get out of the hood, but I mean, people vote for you.

Well SGT Dave Karsnia that’s what your dumba$$ gets huh? You know what they say? Assumptions make an ASS out of YOU.

But what could we expect from the guy who as late as last year was in charge of CART ENFORCEMENT AT THE AIRPORT????

I’m not one for politicians. So both of them can blow each other. That would be fitting seeing as how one’s a d*ck and the other likes them.

See I thought I was a good mother. I mean every day I try to do better but I thought I was doing something right. Here comes Holly Schnobrick to TOTALLY blow me out the water. See this is parenting at its finest!!

You know when OUR kids act up, we might spank them or put them in a corner? Nope! Not Holly! She couldn’t handle it so she got WASTED off of vodka and percocet the breakfast of champions and told her 5 year old son to drive her around.

“I asked her, ‘Ma’am, are you OK? Do you need some help? Is this your toddler?’ She (said), ‘Yes, but he’s a good driver,’” Barrett recalled.

Someone called police. Authorities said another neighbor confiscated Schnobrich’s car keys so she couldn’t get away before Tippecanoe County sheriff’s officers arrived.

Holly Schnobrich told investigators that she let Weston drive because she was too impaired to operate the vehicle, police said.

According to a probable cause affidavit, she admitted taking the prescription painkiller Percocet and vodka.

“(Schnobrich) informed the officer that she took Perocet not for pain control … but she took it when the children acted up,” Tippecanoe County Prosecutor Pat Harrington said.

Schnobrich also had a near-empty bottle of sleeping pills that she told police she had for two days, according to the affidavit.

The boys were placed into the custody of the Department of Child Services, police said. Investigators said neither child was restrained.

On Thursday, Weston told 6News that he was having a hard time driving.

“My legs were too short to reach the pedals,” he said.

I hope while she’s in the klink some overzealous lesbo damages her ovaries with a rod so she can’t have anymore kids.

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This is a classic merengue song. I swear the devil himself must have played this because it’s so fast. But it’s a classic song and old because I was a kid when it came out *lol*. Like still eating my own snot. Ewww that’s gross but oh so true.

Wouldn’t it be funny if they made those bastards dance to this on “Dancing With The Stars?”

AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *weeps and gnashes teeth* Why? They couldn’t find anybody else to play Biggie? I’m not quite sure I trust this dude to portray Biggie in the upcoming biopic. But BallerStatus confirmed it.

Kingston, who is enjoying the success of his breakout hit single “Beautiful Girls,” beat out hundreds of hopefuls who hoped to land the role in “Notorious,” which is being executive produced by Sean “Diddy” Combs.

“When I first heard about that movie, it was through management,” Kingston said in a statement. “My management told me about it and, you know, I had auditioned for it and I met with the director and I nailed it and he gave me a shot now at being in the movie.”

Apparently Biggie’s mom, Voletta Wallace, was also part of the decision-making process. Fine, Okay. I’ll give him a shot. But he better bring it. The last time they gave some nobody a part, the b*tch f*cked up the “Transformers” for me. Yes, Megan Fox I am TALKING TO YOU.

(From last week’s drag up b*tch fight)

FYI if you purchased tickets for any Amy Winehouse concerts in the U.S. you are proper f*cked. She canceled every last damned date INCLUDING the MTV VMA’s this year (If I were her I wouldn’t feel to bad about that one). She’s in St. Lucia recovering with her loser ass hubby.

Thanks a lot Amy!!! Now I’ll have to be FORCED to watch the VMA’s. Oh well there’s still hope of a huge embarassment. Maybe Beyonce or Rihanna will fall down the steps? One can only hope! That and there’s always the possibility of Britney acting the fool.

I know this is old but why wasn’t I in the loop? Did I lose my black people card?

Okay okay…..I get it. The dude is aiming high. I can dig that. This is Cam’ron (Giles) premier issue of Platinum Entrepreneur and while it looks like a cheap Forbes or Playgirl Cigar Aficionado cover wise, I actually got a chance to check out the inside of the mag and see what it’s about. Cam is the head honcho but he partnered with Julia Beverly, who already runs her own magazine by the name of Ozone (you know the people that put on the Black Folk Still Ghetto Awards Ozone Awards). It’s alright I guess. I mean it’s no XXL or The Sauce err…I mean The Source but it’s probably better than Vibe and Jet magazine.

But can someone explain WHY Jeff Grunblatt is posing like an ASS with Cam’ron in the second cover? NOT a good look son. PLEASE get right!

To get inside, click here!

So I wasted a good 2 damned hours completely redoing the DAMNED blog only to find out that all I had to do was hit a button. Ain’t that a b*tch????? In any case until I feel like doing the formula again, I’m not doing anything for expandable posts which means that if I have a lot of pics for my picture post you guys will just have to scroll on down LMAO!

C’est finit!!!!!!! What do you think????

I’m working on getting my sh*t to appear at the top lmao. Bear with me!