Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

T.I. talked about a few things in the new issue of Vibe magazine with him on the cover. But one thing stuck out to me. This guy is a real “talent” he is. For someone who talks such a big talk the fact that he makes AVERAGE music because he’s too afraid to step out makes him just another rapper in the cesspool of redundancy.

“I care about making the best albums. Rapping? That’s like asking a football player, does he care about running? A basketball player, does he care about dunking? It’s something you do in the process of. You have to know how to rap very, very good to be able to make a great song, which will enable you to become prolific.

When I was rapping a whole lot, it didn’t equate to numbers.

When I didn’t rap so much, it did equate to numbers. So I figure I split the difference and take the best of the two and combine them together.

If I knew that there was more of a demand for songs like these, then that’s what I would do. I’m only gonna make songs that the market supports.”

Just don’t rap about staying true to yourself because that would make you a damned liar……

Check out the video! Apparently she’s hit the bottom of the mediocrity pole. From allegedly skipping out on paying $3,900 for a UK hotel stay and having only sold 30 tickets to a homecoming concert she was supposed to have (it was later cancelled),, things have been difficult. Work harder broad! If Rihanna can do it, you can too!

Rumors are spreading that Beyonce may be pregnant with Jay-Z’s boy/camel baby. Sources allegedly close to the pop tart say she’s given up on her once strict diet and that she’s turning down alcohol, even champagne. This seems slightly far-fetched at this point, but I hope it turns out to be true. WOW would THAT be crazy!

Apparently Michael Strahan’s Charity dinner also included what I like to call “hobo” musicians. They are either hanging on to that advanced check still living in Mama’s basement OR they are desperately in need of another hit so in the meantime they manage a local McDonald’s. Ja Rule and the wife were there as well as Dawn Richards from Danity Kane. She managed to get a better weave but still is going for that tousled look. I wish she would stop. Don’t Ja Rule’s pics make you want to throw change at him? You know a rapper is well off when he can go without an album or a hit in years and still wear the jewelry he used to show off at his peak. Where’s Ja Rule’s jewelry????

Sorry for the delay cats. Morning sickness is a real bee-yatch! I’m working on something though, I’m just moving slow. *sigh* Jesus be some alka-seltzer…….