Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

The family at A Hot Mess were on top of it! (besitos besitos!) They had the link to Nicole Scherzinger’s first single off of her upcoming solo album set for release in September! It really is your standard, generic, sexpot fare. Beat is slightly catchy but that’s where it stops. But I just write! You be the judges!
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Word on the streets and in the blogs is that 50 Cent’s album “Curtis” is in dire peril. I would have to agree. Pushing back your album to September is really not a good look.

So the man behind the The Fury posted this latest single/leak for our enjoyment. Shout outs to The Furious one. I guess Fifty is hoping that this next single with the musical wonder twins will help. Timbaland produced this track and Justin Timberlake jumped on it. What do you all think? The beat is fire but I really don’t need to hear vapid lyrics from JT nor Fifty. Well okay, it’s good for me dressing like Little Black Bo Peep and stripping for Mr. Beatnik but that’s about it……
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I’d been meaning to get around to this but never did, so sorry! Hope it hasn’t been done. Anyway, seeing as how Kim Kardashian and Aubrey O’Day are such good friends, I wouldn’t be surprised if Aubrey borrowed this outfit from Kim. While it’s not weird, it is kind of….gross. Kim’s probably got kids all over that jumper. Hope Aubrey washed it first…..

Who do you think looks better?

Slower than I would like news day. Here are a few stills from the set of Keyshia Cole’s new video “Just Let It Go.” She looks very nice and I can’t wait to see the video as I was a HUGE fan of her last album. The video is set to premiere July 11th on BET’s Access Granted!

Mekhi Phifer showed up to the Ante Up For Africa poker tournament looking real summer fly. I like this guy. He’s one of the reasons I watch “ER” now.

Of course Don Cheadle was there looking very nice. Another actor I like because he’s not only an actor but a humanitarian. Go Don!

Girlfriends Friends Ben Affleck and Matt Damon showed up to play. Matt…I’d smash. Ben Affleck…..mmmm…not so much. Is it just me or does his head look larger than his spine can hold?

Mark Wahlberg’s brother, Donnie Wahlberg, also showed up. Now back when I was a preteen whore 9 years old I wanted to let Joey McIntyre have it because I thought he was the cutest New Kids On The Block member. I hated Donnie!!! But Donnie done grew up! Him and his brother is like two pieces of white bread I want to be the meat to. I’m just saying. Can a sister be the roast beef? I’m trying to be down. CALL ME!!

While Xzibit rehearsed for Live Earth Tokyo, he looked like he certainly got into what he was performing. I’m not sure if this is his “O” face or if this his “toilet” face….I’m lost. Either way, I feel just a little violated in my nether regions. You know, the way you would if your school janitor seemed to rub on his crotch with the broom when you walked passed him? Oh….that never happened to you? Hmm…I may need to seek therapy.

The Wu-Tang Clan and Corinne Bailey Rae performed in London yesterday. Yeah nothing great but I don’t care. I STAN for Wu-Tang Clan like Kelly Rowland stans for Beyonce….

O.k. back to my corner…..

I’m a huge Lupe Fiasco fan. His album was one of the best rap albums I’ve heard in a long time. So it was with a heavy heart I decided to post this video of Lupe falling off the stage at a recent concert. I stil love you Lupe! I’m not laughing at you baby….I’m laughing with you.

A Disney insider reports that Disney has been aggressively courting Beyonce to play the title role of “Aida” in the film version of Elton John and Tim Rice’s acclaimed production.

The Mouse is reportedly already in talks with this pop diva, trying to convince Ms. Knowles to make “Aida” her follow-up project to “Dreamgirls.”

Starring in the movie version of this Tony Award-winning musical should be a no-brainer for Beyoncé. Particularly since the show’s title role has proven to be such an effective showcase for chart toppers like Toni Braxton and Ms. Knowles’ fellow “Destiny’s Child” survivor, Michelle T. Williams.

Just a quick bit of history. “Aida” was written by Leontyne Price, one of the most influential and pioneering black female opera singers in the world, in 1990! With that said, I am not quite sure Beyonce fits the bill in any form or fashion. Actually she does NOT cut it. Her performance in “Dreamgirls” was dismal according to critics. And I know y’all saw her act a mess in that Austin Powers movie. I say give it to Chrisette Michele or Tamia! I’m just saying…..

The NY Daily News’ Rush & Molloy are reporting that Diddy had a fine time with two groupies hotties in the Hamptons last night. This comes just one day after it was reported that Diddy and Kim Porter were broken up.

Apparently Bucky O’Hare Diddy showed up to an event he was supposed to host at 2:15 am and only stayed an hour playing a low profile. When it was time to leave, he had his bodyguards rustle up two groupie broads into one of the SUVs he went to the party in and took off.

Damn Diddy don’t feel so bad!! Life isn’t over! Poor guy! He’s so shaken up over Kim Porter dumping him.