When I came across these pictures I thought the photographer fucked up and took a picture of a pole in the club. Then I looked closer and realized it was a human skeleton wearing some skin. Afraid, I almost picked up my cell to call the Miami Beach Coroner to inform them that one of their corpses was walking around club Mansion in Miami Beach. But after further observation, I noticed that it was only Jaslene Gonzalez and her anorexic skinny ass. Jaslene was the winner of America’s Next Top Model cycle 8 and I don’t know WHY. She needs to get right. She looks FUG as hell and that skinny thing she’s doing is beyond gross. She must be abstaining from sex because a good dick down would probably gut her.


























