I am losing the little bit of patience skanky ass Megan Fox inside of me. But these photo calls have been everything from SLUTTY (Yes…Megan Fox…SLUTTY) to just downright asinine. Can anyone tell me WHY they have those cats in the camouflage outfits??? What purpose do they serve? Is this movie a cheap porno or is it about some damned robots? Couldn’t they afford to put some poor Spanish man in some foil and call him Tinfoilus Prime? THESE QUESTIONS NEED ANSWERS! I see Shia “Sexy Beef” LeBeouf is looking nice (y’all do know his name means beef in French. Yeah! You’re welcome!) . I’d smash.
