The HOT 107.9 Birthday Bash took place over the weekend and boy…were there a lot of donkeys performers! Let’s have a look-see at what transpired. I will say this: somebody ends up flat on their face on the floor. 
I see D. Woods from Danity Kane made an appearance. Unfortunately her good weave ponytail didn’t. This whole outfit screams a combination of swap meet, Rave and Forever 21. Showstoppin’ indeed. I like D. Woods, not this outfit.
Stepin Fetchit DJ Unk was there to sing one or two of his two-hit wonders. If a song like “Walk It Out” can make him famous, my song “Hobble In” will surely do wonders for me! 
Coming in at 12 minutes out of their 15 minutes of fame are the Shop Boyz. Looking at their faces I am GLAD they had on makeup like the band Kiss towards the end of the video. Damn! More pics under the labels!
Some kid named Big Korey performed. Big indeed. Glad to see he thinks rapping will take him far. Because we all know school won’t right? Am I right? Sure I’m right.
Ciara apparently did an impression of her CD sales in the first picture. Good to see she’s good at interpretive dance. I’m guessing that’s called the “flat line.” She does look Boyish nice.
Fabo from that group D4L….oh yeah you probably forgot already. Those guys that sang that “Laffy Taffy” song? Well here’s one of them at 14 minutes and 50 seconds of his 15 minutes of fame. Nice leggings.
Pubic Rick Ross showed up with his nest of pubes adorning his chin. He performed with DJ Khaled and apparently they dripped gravy all over each other during the performance. Tastes like chicken! 
T.I. saw fit to show off his chicken chest as well as his narrow ass during his set. Pull up your damned pants. He looks like somebody’s grandfather who is too senile to recognize his pants are hanging off his ass. SMH!
Speaking of old men, Young Jeezy was there. What else is there to say? After he and his group U.S.D.A’s “White Girl” campaign, I’m speechless when it comes to talking about him. I’m still in shock.
