I love my city don’t get me wrong. Seattle is AN AWESOME spot but, word up, the ladies need to step the dressing game up. You cannot leave your house looking a hot mess. Now I tried not do this but I just couldn’t help myself. This is wrong on SO many levels……
According to DrewReports.com, Eddie Murphy is the father of Mel B’s baby. Yay! Was it just me or was that whole thing boring. It was kind of like good sex with no climax. I mean it was good, but I didn’t get much from it other than it was good……
BAH!
“In Los Angeles and in nine other states you can smoke weed legally because that’s my medication. Like it’s hard for me to go to sleep at night… I have insomnia.“So they (doctors) prescribe marijuana for me so I can relax at night and just be cool… I’ve been a patient for two, three years.
“Snoop’s a patient… Slim Thug’s a patient, so what you’re doing is you’re watching a video of people just using their medication to help them relax.
“It’s hard to go to sleep at night, being an entrepreneur and being on the grind every day.”
Jesus be some common sense. Maybe if all three of you stopped all the hard partying and took your trifling asses home you MIGHT get some sleep! And since when does leaking a home video of you railing your ex-girlfriend count as “entrepreneurial”? Bitch please!
Whenever anyone talks about white rappers of course Eminem comes to mind. But while Eminem is a great rapper, he cannot be the only white rapper. Actually let me break it down further, he can’t be the only good, white rapper. Enter Brother Ali! I came across his single off of his latest album (in stores now!) on Yahoo’s underground hip-hop launchcast. I hear the track and it’s a musical orgasm for my ears. I check out the artist and lo and behold it’s a blonde Brother Ali. I’m open minded when it comes to rap so his race didn’t bother me. I check out his Myspace and this cat has fire. I literally am running to the Best Buy to cop his album. The production is solid with samples from Nina Simone (he pays tribute at the beginning of “Uncle Sam Goddamn”). “Uncle Sam Goddamn” is a verbal assault against an establishment that is no friend to the average joe. And that’s me being PC. “Truth Is” is a loud and proud demand from the music industry to give us more than the fodder they’ve been willing to give us. Bottom line is don’t let his race fool you. His flow is sick and if you’re conscious, make Brother Ali part of your collection.
Click here to listen to “Truth Is” and “Uncle Sam Goddamn”
Britney Spears via her website is asking fans to name her upcoming album. So far the website has such titles as:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity <--LOL yeah right!
5. Dignity <---HA!! That's the LAST thing this broad has!
But I don’t like any of those! I have some better ideas. My top 10:
1) Pussy In Boots
2) My Weave Don’t Make Me
3) I’m Unbe-weave-able
4) My (Cottage Cheese) Lumps
5) Cheetohs, Tuna Vag & Cigarettes: My Life
6) (My Vag Is) Toxic
7) Me Against The Rehab
I’m A Slave For Booze
9)(My Rancid) Sugarwalls
10) F_cking For Tracks: Duets With T-Pain
With titles like this, she’s a winner. Watch!
First of all I am a HUGE Transformers fan. I stan for the Transformers. I cried when Optimus Prime died in the first movie. I BAWLED. I have the DVDs, all that. So I was overjoyed that they were doing a movie but this right here irritates me. There was no LOVE story. And this Megan Fox girl is going to make me walk out the theater and punch the box office cashier dead in her mouth out of anger. Hell I might even drive an 18 wheeler into the theater out of sheer and rabid insanity. So I had to bear my teeth like a wolf again seeing as how she is showing her skanky ass in every damned premiere for the movie. And why does it look like in the first picture she is grabbing on extra hard to director Michael Bay? I don’t know but I wonder if she is letting him hit her sugarwalls for scripts? Damned shame. Bitch just don’t screw this movie for me or I’m taking the movie theater hostage.
I spotted this over at One of my favorite blogs to read and I had to post it here because I wanted to say that this is one of the most irritating things I have ever seen. Here’s his new video for his single “Bartender” featuring Akon. This right here makes me wonder if I’m wrong for not liking this guy. I feel like I’m stuck in some Ayn Rand novel. Is this music nowadays? SMH. Good I guess us black folks can only talk about “drinking” and buying “dranks.” Wake me up when this idiot can write a song that doesn’t involve the following: Akon, cheating on his girl, hoes, drinking, a voice synthesizer, the club, and bullcrap. Until then I’ll be asleep to his mess.
Miss Jill Scott Performed at Radio City Music Hall last night! I’ve been listening to her last album heavily and I can’t wait for her newest. Here’s what she told Metro about her latest projects:
“When I’m behind the mic, I try to sing each song as though it were a separate personality,” she admits during a break from her tour. (She performs at Radio City Music Hall tonight.) “Because to me, it’s like acting,” she adds. Before releasing her first album, Scott toured with the Canadian company of the Broadway production of “Rent.” “The brazen, sassy woman on ‘The Real Thing’ track is not really me; she’s a character,” she says.
In addition to creating characters in the studio, Scott has also been flipping personas in front of the camera. This year, Scott, who recently slimmed down, had the opportunity to portray blues woman Big Mama Thornton in the film “Hounddog,” a small role where she plays opposite Dakota Fanning. But it’s her first starring role in the new Tyler Perry project “Why Did I Get Married?” that has her most excited. “I believed in that film so much; I took time off from recording my album just
to be in it,” she says. Scott, playing the part of an abused housewife with a horrible husband, co-stars with Janet Jackson and former “New York Undercover” hunk Malik Yoba. “I’m not good at doing five or 10 things at one time. Whatever project I’m working on, that becomes my main focus.”
Unfortunately “Hounddog” did so poorly, I don’t think anyone really got to see Jill. Maybe in Tyler’s new movie we can see her shine!
That story that broke yesterday about Beyonce snubbing a fan who painted her portrait got a little attention from the NY Daily News. They obtained the actual portrait Paul Stillwell did of Beyonce and it’s not half bad. I don’t see why she didn’t sign it. I’d pay him to do a portrait of me. Mine would be me in a silk muslin cloth surrounded by a harem of men in “banana hammocks” raising me up to the heavens, as a ray of light shines upon me.
Eventhough his upcoming album “Curtis” seems to be in the shitter facing some setbacks, 50 Cent is still getting paid. According to The NY Post 50 Cent’s clever business strategy lead him to the lucrative deal.
A year ago, Forbes profiled Fitty, who parlayed his thug image into a business empire including a deal with Glaceau, which named a flavor after him in exchange for equity in the company. The rapper said he thought the label had promise and could one day be gobbled up by Coke. Now, Coca-Cola’s $4.1 billion agreement to buy Glaceau, maker of Vitamin Water, is making him $100 million richer.
I am glad to see that the dude is smart when it comes to business. And I’m glad he got paid for SOMETHING, because we all know “Curtis” is about to bomb.
Seattle Slim | 
06 14th, 2007| 
