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Can somebody, anybody tell me WHY Ray-J is so popular with the ladies? Come on he looks like a Preying Mantis and he’s a jackass. I guess Kim doesn’t like an old maid like Whitney on her very sloppy and diseased seconds. According to Contact Music Ray-J was the reason for Kim’s rage at Whitney! OOOH! LOSER FIGHT!!!!

Fiery messages socialite KIM KARDASHIAN left on ex-boyfriend RAY J’s voicemail about his new love WHITNEY HOUSTON have been sampled in a controversial new R+B hit. Kardashian, who appeared on a leaked sex tape with her ex last year (06), blasted Ray J and his new girlfriend in phone messages, which were recorded after the R+B star’s voicemail was hacked into. Ray J explains, “There’s this 1-800 number, where you can check people’s messages through this spy company. I guess somebody did that. “Then they put a soundtrack to the s**t… and now it’s going to be Kim dissing Whitney, Kim talking s**t to me about the bitches I’ve f**ked.”

So eloquently put Ray-J! Ray-J knows he’s a catch. What broad wouldn’t want him??? I’d walk up to George Bush and punch him dead in the mouth to get some ass from Ray-J NOT!

Kate BLOGsworth tries to kill me with this story about Pete Doherty’s wild ride!

Finally a video to “Stars Are Blind” worth seeing…..

A Hot Mess takes a guess at which R&B tart is f_cking up….

Sandra Rose aids in the fight to find Stepha! Please READ!

Whoopi to replace Rosie on the View?

Cheri Dennis arrested for acting the ass…..

Bobby is still tripping on Osama!

Making The Band 4 preview

This is what I’m reading when I’m not writing my damned self! Solid!

Have you ever been overcome by a sincere feeling of rage? Well I have. I usually am enveloped with God-like wrath whenever I see Yung Joc’s chain. Whenever I see his monstrosity chain I want to smash and destroy like Grimlock from “The Transformers.” I was showing my teeth like a wolf while I watched this video. In it he talks about the thing around his neck.

“I want to see girls with educations. I think women are the future of Africa.”

Madonna to the recent issue of Vanity Fair magazine.

‘Nuff damned said….

I’m sure T-Pain is crying tears of joy at the prospect of seeing Ray-J’s “huge meat” again (”no homo” of course). Rumor has it that Ray-J is going to make an official go of being a porn producer and even wanting to include his crackpot girlfriend Whitney Houston in one of his films. Jesus take the wheel……

R&B singer Ray-J plans to shoot and narrate a porn film after a previous sex session with ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian ended up in the hands of top bosses at porn company Vivid Entertainment.

Although he is yet to confirm whether he will be working with Vivid Entertainment on this project, he is said to be serious about producing quality porn.

Family members, including girlfriend Whitney Houston think it’s a terrible idea and his response to that is “fuck ‘em”.

Mother Norwood must be proud of her two children! I can’t wait for the “Behind The Music” special on these two cats. This negro is really trying to fuck things up for himself huh? Like Flava Flav once said, his career is “going, going, goooooooooone!”

This story is definitely developing…..

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For those of you who wanted to hear something, ANYTHING about Ms. Jill Scott here’s a single off of her upcoming album. I heard it was to be released by September and I anxiously await! I have her last album and thank God for it. She is way too under-appreciated, real talk!
Click here to listen to “Hate On Me” if you haven’t heard already!

And Click here for info about her fan video contest

Hopefully it won’t be too late for you! Fans must submit a one to two minute video of their original interpretation of her song “Love Rain.”

With all of the Rihannas and Britneys of the world, it sure is good to have ONE Jill Scott.

Keyshia’s currently gearing up for a September release of her sophomore album “Just Like You” and I can’t wait. Keyshia’s last album was great singing and some great songwriting as well. Not the best but it’s a CD that I wore the hell out. “Let It Go” featuring Missy Elliot and Lil’ Kim has a steady growin buzz and if you haven’t heard it yet……I found it for ya! BET has also renewed her reality show “The Way It Is” for a second season. This season will focus on the making of her upcoming album and life with her mother after her release from prison.
Click here to listen to “Let It Go”.

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For someone who tries so hard to seem “real” and like a “regular girl” she sure knows how to turn that diva on. Some poor unfortunate fans got the Beyonce treatment the other day in London. Wig on too tight?

Fans who were successful in getting a brief “meet and greet” in a local radio competition were cautioned twice that no bags, kissing, questions or touching was allowed.

Organisers of the sold-out gig also charged fans for a photograph with the ‘Crazy in Love’ singer.

“It was supposed to be a bit of fun but I felt like I was under surveillance. It was like Beyonce was wrapped in cotton wool,” The Sun quoted a fan, as saying.

Charging for the photo? Hell damned no. But perhaps I should be a little kinder. Seeing as how House of Dere-oh-no SUCKS hard, I can imagine she needs all the money she can get to fix that mess.

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(Rihanna at MTV’s TRL today)
She’s really starting to show that this “bad girl” image is a gimmick isn’t she? Does a bad girl let a camel tell her what to do? Hell no! But alas….Rihanna is on some other shit.

“He’s very protective,” Rihanna says of her mentor. “Jay has my best interests in mind. If it’s a good guy I know Jay won’t shut him down. But if he’s not, Jay will be like, ‘No, no, no.’”

Rihanna’s third album, Good Girl Gone Bad, features her hit duet with Jay-Z, “Umbrella,” and says she appreciates the rapper looking out for her.

The singer received many compliments from her fans on her stunning figure at the MTV music awards last week says she doesn’t know who these suitor are most of the times.

“He actually never tells me. I have no clue who they are and I guess I’ll never know,” she says.

I’m just trying to figure out why her manager isn’t doing that? Isn’t Jay the CEO? So why is he worried about who she gives some forehead loving to? I’m just asking. And she better get on with that mess. She’s about as bad as a newborn in a cradle.