Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I would like to express my gratitude to Rihanna for spawning this madness…..

In the words of Hot Ghetto Mess: “We GOT to do better!”

Am I missing something? Can someone please tell me why these heffas are standing there supporting this woman? Am I the ONLY one on the planet that saw the videotape of her racist tirade?

Spotted at Dlisted

If you’re a horror fan then you’re probably into vampire movies. I’m a huge fan of the sub genre from Christopher Lee in Hammer Horror cult films to Underworld and Blade, so this doesn’t seem to disappoint. This is most likely director Sam Raimi’s return to horror film making. The film stars Josh Hartnett most notably. All I can say is 30 days of darkness cannot bode well for one’s survival. Check out the trailer here!!!

Spotted at IGN

Now this photo was released around June 1st so it’s not too old. I’m just dying at at the foil! Mos Def and Jack Black are starring in Michael Gondry’s “Be Kind, Rewind!” This movie looks so promising as a comedy because of its hilarious premise. I know I look forward to this movie and it’s not even slated for release until 2008. And you get Mos Def, who if you ask me is an excellent comedian, and Jack Black I’m thinking a winner. Twitch had the scoop:

When Jerry becomes accidentally magnetized while trying to sabotage the power plant he believes is melting his brain, the magnetic field he gives off ends up erasing all of the tapes in the video store where his best friend Mike works. Now Mike may lose his job, and the only way the friends can think to save it is to keep the one regular customer they have - a little old lady with a tenuous grasp on reality - from recognizing what has happened. The way they do this? By recreating and refilming every movie that she decides to rent of course! From Driving Miss Daisy to Ghostbusters to Rush Hour, these two friends become the biggest stars in their neighbourhood by starring in the biggest movies in the world.

Here’s the photo:

Sign me up for advanced tickets. I’m dead at the visual in my mind of Mos Def as Morgan Freeman’s character and Jack Black as Jessica Tandy’s in “…Miss Daisy.”

Beyonce sure has some unlikely fans in country duo Sugarland. The award winning duo told the St. Cloud Times that they have been chasing the pop star down to do a cover of her hit single “Irreplaceable.”

We’re chasing down a Beyoncé (Knowles) song right now. “Irreplaceable” is so much fun as a bluegrass song, you wouldn’t believe it.

I don’t know about bluegrass but…umm…actually I don’t know about remaking that song at all. It’s bad fine all by itself.

Here are photos of “That’s So Raven” and “Cosby Show” alum Raven-Symone doing her thing. I sense a little “grown woman” in these photos.

Nick Cannon and Selita Ebanks partied it up at Dune Nightclub in the South Hamptons last night. I’ve watched his new MTV “Short Circuitz” and it’s not bad. He’s fine tuning his abilities as a comedian. Anyway there was one thing that bothered me about Selita:

Her hand frightened me. I was going through the photos, checking them out and then all of a sudden, I saw this THING on his chest. I check it out and it’s her hand!!! WTF? Do you see it?

Naomi Campbell was on hand for the Gucci and Vogue Party yesterday and I must ask is her outfit a fashion hit or miss? Normally I call the faux pas but I am not quite sure what to make of it. Can you?

Don’t worry I’m coming!