God knows I am not trying to stan for this girl but she is EVERYWHERE……
This chic is giving Beyonce a run for her money on that over-exposure hardest working singer title. She is beautiful right here though and that outfit is on point! But Rihanna aren’t you TIRED?????
According to TMZ Paris has been ordered BACK to jail to finish her sentence. Her parents were supposedly surprised! LOL WTF? Why are you surprised?!?!? She had to be physically escorted OUT of the courtroom and was crying for her mom. All jokes aside, she needs to get a grip. Today in Washington, a drunk driver killed one of his passengers this morning near the Snohomish County line. Mail box went RIGHT through the passenger side and killed the guy. The DRUNK DRIVER survived. This is real TALK Paris. Take her ass back to the dungeon…..
Oh that felt good to see. Like sex good. Yeah….it was THAT good.
Like Yoplait yogurt good!
(Pic spotted at Dlisted
Enjoy! I haven’t even watched it yet but I wanted you guys to get it FRESH! I’m watching it with you! Just call me the Blog Fairy!
**UPDATE** Still searching for good quality video of Umbrella to post, but for now Click Here To Watch Umbrella On Oh-Rihanna!
Photos of Miss Rihanna Fenty performing on the Today Show. Her style is FLAWLESS but is it just me or does this performance look even more drole than the one she gave on the MTV Awards last Sunday? I’m just asking. It looks like she just stood there.
Rihanna: Whatever I’m too cute to shake my ass. I can just stand here and y’all will still buy my record.
(Clare De Lune at the Sydney Film Festival)
I’m just wondering WHY so much damned eye makeup? Just because you’re a man doesn’t give you a free pass to screw this up. With the hair and the eye makeup, he/she looks like Bozo the Party Clown. I thought she was on hand to make balloon animals…..
(Jay-Z at Kanye West’s 30th Birthday Party)
Gatecrasher is reporting that Jay-Z was spotted, with a bottle of Hennessy, taking in a “sex show.” WTF? What the hell is a sex show? And where the hell was Beyonce?? I don’t know if this is true, but if it is, he’s got some ’splainin to do!!!!
A source has told me that they are getting reports that the cops have been called in to retrieve Paris Hilton after she missed her 9 a.m. courtdate. Truth or fiction? We’ll find out! Story developing!
**UPDATE**: She didn’t want to go to court, apparently she offered to do it over the phone (Oh I see she makes her own rules now eh?). She was handcuffed and put into a police cruiser! Paparazzi swarmed her and followed the cruiser as far as they could. I’m done with it until they sentence her to jail. NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! Go to TMZ for up to the minute info. They care a lot more.
Dave Chappelle on “The Secret” self-help book and dvd’s:
“This chick says . . . visualize positive things, and it will happen. If that’s the secret to life, kill yourself. Tell those starving kids in Africa who haven’t eaten for five days that what they need to do is visualize roast beef and mashed potatoes: ‘The problem is, kid, you have a bad attitude about starving to death.’ ”
Did I mention that YouTube is the devil? Okay good. As I was feeding my daily obsession surfing YouTube, I came across this video. I want to say by a Croatian group because the syntax looks familiar. But anyway, WATCH the video it won’t disappoint. The sexy stuffed deer, the lead singer’s gorgeous face and the rapping is brilliant! You won’t understand a word but that’s okay. The video speaks volumes. I was actually in the video myself, but once they found me in a compromising “position” with the lead singer I was booted. Whatever. I still think they kicked me off because I was black! Bitches!
Seattle Slim | 
06 8th, 2007| 
