Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Diddy won the Fifi Award for his fragrance Eau De Shitte “Unforgivable.” Who would’ve thought that whale piss would be so profitable??

Bad Boy Entertainment Chairman, Sean “Diddy” Combs, has won this year’s Fragrance Foundation (Fifi) Award for his No. 1 selling fragrance, Unforgivable. The popular cologne was the No. 1 seller for 2006, beating out all other men’s and woman’s fragrances. Besides Michael Jordan, Diddy is the only African American to win a Fifi award, which is hailed as the Oscar’s of the fragrance industry. Due to the overwhelming success of Unforgivable, Diddy will launch Unforgivable Woman this September along with his Sean John Woman’s clothing line.

What I heard was Michael’s cologne smelled like sweaty balls. Don’t ask me how I know this. So maybe it isn’t too hard to win the awards if you give them enough head. Perhaps that’s where I failed. My fragrance, Eau de Pusse, BOMBED! Congratulations though Bucky!

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“This administration was colorblind in its incompetence,” Obama said. “But the poverty and the hopelessness was there long before the hurricane. All the hurricane did was to pull the curtain back for all the world to see.”

Nuff said…..

As for the pic it does NOT reflect what I think of Hillary but it is pretty funny.

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After Britney’s mom Lynne Spears cancelled her appearance this week on ABC’s The View, more reports surfaced about Lynne’s rift with her daughter Sh!tney. One interesting report is that Britney was pissed when Lynne and Shar Jackson, K-Fed’s estranged baby mama, went out to dinner after chatting it up at the finale for Dancing With The Stars. Rumor is Britney didn’t like two children around Shar.

According to a report from In Touch Weekly, the pop star - who had a falling out with her mom, Lynne, after feeling she had been forced to go to rehab - won’t be happy when she finds out that Lynne, 52, and little sis, Jaime Lynn, 16, spent time with her soon-to-be ex-husband, Kevin Federline’s former girlfriend, Shar Jackson, at the Dancing With the Stars finale in LA on May 22.

Now wonder Brit is miffed. “They were hanging out and chatting about the kids,” says an insider. “ They got along really well and went to a restaurant for dinner after the show.” Britney didn’t like Shar, 30, hanging out with her kids - Sean Preston, 20 months, and Jayden, 8 months - when Shar would see Kevin, but the insider says this will hit Britney even harder.

She needs to get over it. And if I recall correctly she was posted all over People magazine cheesing, like an old-fashioned chickenhead, with Shar’s kids a few years back. B!tch please………

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I see the wig is still intact. I love it though! She looks good. Rihanna (anna-anna-anna-eh!) was on hand at Universal Catwalk to sign copies of her CD “Good Girl Gone Bad” released just yesterday. Not much to say so I will just post the pics of her looking cute and doing her damnedest not to eat all that cake in one fell swoop. We all know you are HUUUN-GRY when you are on a no-carb diet.





Her top struck me as a little granny-ish but it’s that mod style. But then again I’m not into covering up Straight video hoe style. Mr. Beatnik likes it. so there we have it. Looks cute!

Blogs were abuzz this week when incriminating video of Akon throwing a white, teenage boy into a crowd after the boy threw a bottle that narrowly missed Akon’s face surfaced. Okay so on my blog I get brutally honest, so leave now if you don’t want some unabashed views. Now seriously, aside from it being just plain DUMB to throw the kid, of all kids, he throws a white kid? Are you kidding me??? No offense to my readers, but let’s be real here because if someone isn’t talking about it here, they damned sure are elsewhere right? He was just ASKING for trouble with that one. Rappers already have a bad rep and unfortunately some perpetuate negative stereotypes. Thanks Akon!

Anyway at first people thought it was a stunt but Miss Info is reporting that it was not a joke and an investigation is under way. In case you have been under a rock and missed the video, here it is. Angle is weird but it’s the best one:

This is what happens when you lose it and start acting rabid, also known as pulling a Michael Richards.

“Sometimes if you cough or sneeze a bit of wee comes out! I just have to cross my legs and hope it doesn’t trickle down my leg.”

“It’s not really a designer vagina I’m considering, but I’ll probably get a couple of extra stitches put in while they’re down there!”

God, your child needs you!!! I just want to know why she thought this was pertinent info. Besides, doesn’t she know how to do her Kegels????? Clench! Release! Clench! Release! Come on now Jordan!

Justin Timberlake’s new label Tennman Records has signed its first artist and she’s no joke. The 18 year old Dutch songstress is Esmee Denters and Justin is so excited he’s bringing her on tour with him.

Justin revealed yesterday (05.06.07): “In completely unpredicted news to all YouTubers and bloggers, we are proud to announce Esmee Denters has signed to Tennman Records and she will be joining me on tour this summer.”

“Esmee is the real deal and I cannot wait for the world to hear her, but all of her fans on YouTube should not worry, we will keep you in the loop every step of the way.”

Dutch singer Denters, whose web page attracted 21 million hits from web users eager to see her cover versions of hits by Beyonce Knowles, Alanis Morisette and Alicia Keys, is looking forward to writing and recording an album this year.

She said: “Words can’t describe how amazing it is. I am so excited! It is something I have always dreamed of doing. I have to thank YouTube and its viewers for giving me the opportunity to show the world my voice.”

So I went to go check her since she’s on YouTube and I listened to her cover of Otis Redding’s “Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay” and I was amazed. She killed it! She will need a makeover at first but looks don’t make you a good singer. I’m sure I don’t need to mention any names. Here’s Esmee:

Rumors have been swirling around the internet that Skinny Minnie Nicole Richie may be pregnant. She’s reportedly started to put on some weight and pictures were taken of her outside of a reproductive clinic. A source is telling the tabloids that she’s trying to get healthy now that she’s pregnant. Well I know for a FACT you have to be healthy PRIOR to having a baby for it to live. So she’s already screwed in that regard. But at least the vomiting will be like second nature to her!

A source told Life and Style Weekly magazine: “Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant.”

Last Wednesday (05.30.07) - just days after her alcohol-fueled Memorial Day barbecue - Nicole was photographed outside a reproductive clinic.

She is said to be going on a special diet for the sake of her unborn child.

An insider said: “Nicole’s determined to get healthy for her own sake and the baby’s.”

She’s reportedly still with Joel Madden from Good Charlotte. That’s weird because I heard they broke up. Whatever. I’m just mad at whoever knocked her up. At her weight she’d die in childbirth because the baby broke her in half. Ugh..I could go on and on but I won’t.
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I’m going to make this one very brief because I don’t really care WHAT happens to Paris Hilton. But I was very pleased interested to hear that she’s going crazy in the klink. Good!!! What did she think it was going to be? This broad is a riot!
The NY Daily News is reporting that the celebutard’s shrink had to listen to her b!tch and the world’s tiniest violin was playing in the background.

Dr. Charles Sophy, the psychiatrist who last month declared the 26-year-old hotel heiress too “distraught and traumatized” to testify in a civil suit against her, rushed to her aid just 35 hours after she checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility.

“I don’t discuss my patients,” the media-savvy Beverly Hills psychiatrist, who has his own Web Site, replied when asked about his visit.

“Everything’s fine,” Hilton’s attorney Richard Hutton said.

But he refused to explain why Sophy had been called to “The Simple Life” star’s side yesterday.

Celebrity news Web site TMZ.com reported that Hilton had been crying on the phone, complaining that she wasn’t able to sleep or eat and that her 12-by-8-foot cell was “freezing cold.”

She really shouldn’t complain. At least Sandy The Bulldyke isn’t trying to ram a pencil up her ass…..

I’m going to take a wild guess and blame this on the Bush Administration. I bet if we played this backwards, Dick Cheney would be telling us to “enjoy” the subtle bias of low expectations because it’s good for us. It has to be them. I bet they hid a message on where the funds are for the reconstruction efforts of the 9th Ward (New Orleans). See the message was there all along!!

They really need to be careful with that cat though. At times it didn’t look like there was a hand in that puppet. I’m just saying……..