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Fifty might be enjoying the fact that he is running circles around Cam’ron right now, but he might not enjoy the wait. 50 Cent announced today that he would push his album Curtis back from June 26th to September 4th. I think it’s suicide. The singles he has out now are good, but they aren’t that good. He came up with some bogus excuse explained why he is behind the “push”:

“I’m an international artist,” 50 Cent said. “My fans worldwide deserve to receive my album at the same time as my fans here in the US. Taking that into consideration moving the album to September was a necessary course of action.”

I call bullsh!t on that one. It’s because his singles suck and he needs to go hit up the studio to fix them. YOU heard it here first! When the cd is released, it will have a whole bunch of changes.

First Akon attacks slutty Danah Alleynerespectable young ladies in Trinidad, causing Gwen’s tour to lose sponsorship from Verizon and now this. 15 people were being treated for hangovers from hell “alcohol related illnesses” at a New Jersey Hospital after they attended the Gwen Stefani concert. 13 of them were minors, including a kid after my own heart, an 11 year old. Who needs toys and bikes and stuff right? 11 is the new 21!! Next kid I see playing is going to get slapped, and handed a bottle of Old Crow and a reprimand to include “act your age and drink!” Sh!t..what they know about that? I was in AA by 5 years old and rehab by 6 years old. Lindsay has NOTHING on me!
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Click HERE to listen to “Untouchables”!
So I’m a music conossieur. So I’m trying to spread a few of my favorites to the world in HOPES that you cats (UK I see you!) will check out these artists who are kind enough to ask me to post their music. ALL of these songs I listen to and dig. If they suck, I throw them the hell out and tell the person it sucks. If not, I post it. The Unfidelz are actually doing well for themselves garnering the attention of well-known underground rappers and their A&Rs. I see why. This is very different rap than the standard fare. I’m posting anything that sounds good and is different.
Sounds like: A cross between La Coka Nostra, Eminem, Beastie Boys (accent when spitting)
Production reminds me of: production on Xzibit’s past albums and Eminem.
My Favorite: “Untouchables”

According to one of my favorite mags XXL Magazine , The Real Hip-Hop Network will launch a 24/7 cable channel dedicated to what looks like EVERYTHING BET NO LONGER STANDS FOR! Oh goodie! A network where black folk ain’t buying “dranks,” damn near fucking on camera and acting a fool? Where do I sign up? I won’t deny I dance like a hoe do my thing when some songs play at the club, but that’s at the club. I hardly want to see black folks looking a mess on national television. Naw…I don’t care who doesn’t agree with me on this. BET is run by pimps. The CEO seems to agree:

The Real Hip-Hop Network is launching a 24-hour cable channel this summer dedicated to the four elements of the hip-hop culture — DJing, MCing, break dancing and graffiti. The channel will air movies, international hip-hop content, news, commentary, live concerts, original programming, documentaries and music videos. “RNH stands for creating a balance in hip-hop, challenging the negative stereotypes, and taking hip-hop back to its roots,” says Atonn Muhammad, RHN Broadcast Corporation CEO. “Hip-Hop is in a state of emergency and RHN is the cure.”

Well as long as there is no RHN Uncut, Cita or Rocsi…you’ll be just fine Mr. Muhammad.

(Thanks SOHH) Young Jeezy was arrested at Atlanta strip club, Stroker’s, for making it rain on hoes and sex in the champagne room “disorderly conduct” at 3:30 am this morning.

After being charged with disorderly conduct, Jeezy’s bail was set at $280 and he has since been released, Dekalb County Spokesperson Officer Mickey Jones told SOHH.

While details surrounding the incident remain unclear, reports have circulated that members of Jeezy’s entourage caused a disturbance while trying to pass security in order to enter Stroker’s. After Jeezy stepped in to calm the situation he was arrested and charged with disorderly

You know that Keyshia is gonna whoop his elderly ass if she hasn’t already, or shank him. One of the two. This reminds me of the skit on Black Rob’s first cd.
Black Rob:Hey…hold up I’m Black Rob.
Cop:Oh Yeah? Well I’m white cop now the get F-CK out the car!

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This Northwest Urban Community’s first best dressed winner was supposedly chosen for wearing a banging outfit. But should it be a surprise that she’s friends with people at this online urban community? So is this community picking people they know or REALLY the best dressed?

Poor Michael! Spending time in the Middle East must have made him delusional. Rumors were all over that Mike would be doing his own show in Las Vegas for the past couple of months, but he may have screwed his own damned self over stalled negotiations after reportedly asking for $200 million, twice what Celine Dion is getting. He also wanted his own robot with the capability of shooting laser beams out of its eyes……
And my soul is destroyed.

Just a few weeks ago, it was reported Jackson wanted a giant robot of himself which shoots laser beams for his shows.

Mike C. Luckman of Luckman Van Pier, an entertainment consultancy firm, revealed the pop superstar had been reviewing plans for a 50 foot robotic replica which would be used to promote his concerts.

Luckman said: “It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see

This is what happens when you have a sexually repressed gay man who feels he cannot come out the closet. He should just ask Mase how he dealt with it!

Ooooooh….Kelly and Orlando sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kelly Rowland recently admitted that she thought Orlando Bloom is “the most beautiful man in the world.” She also admitted that she had a crush on him. I mean, I can’t say I blame her. Orlando is a fine specimen, even if he used to hit Kate Bosworth’s guts. Girl you better get your snowbunny! Nothing wrong with a little white chocolate right? Some sexual vanilla! I know from experience. John Cena and I had a fling for a minute. Well in my dreams anyway. I’m still trying to find a way into tricking him into thinking we had children together. Kelly: Put your milk on my cocoa puff, Orlando!
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Janet Jackson graces the cover of Us Weekly magazine where she talks about how she’s kept the 60 lbs. off she lost after ballooning to about 180 lbs. Her weight became an issue in January of 2006 when she was snapped looking heavier than normal. I am happy she lost the weight, but I’m just wondering how she will be able to breastfeed Jermaine Dupri if she no longer has any fat stores? This is serious! She tells the magazine that it is very hard for her to work out and that she has to get amped to to hit the gym. She also goes on to discuss how she indulges in her cravings just in moderation. Yeah whatever! When your trainer is someone like Gunnar Peterson last time I checked, you’d lose some jelly too. She does look good though. Now if she could just have a hit record……….
Check out the new issue of Us Weekly on newsstands now.