Nicole “Damned If I Eat” Richie is in “hot water” for some vapid remarks on her invitation to her bbq for the weekend.
“Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no…clue what Memorial Day really means!!…There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!”
Her rep says it was out of context. RIGHT!
LOL I’m still trying to figure WHAT BBQ they were talking about. If “BBQ” is code for licking popsicle sticks dipped in low-fat bbq sauce and an orgie of vomiting in a communal sink, I might be able to follow. These bitches know they weren’t going to eat a damned thing. I would love to go to the bbq and just be mean and fix a plate full of chicken, burgers, hot dogs, potato salad and pie and eat it all in front of them. It would drive those stick figure idiots nuts!! I think Nicole’s head would pop off.
