Mmm…Mmm..Mmmph! Lindsay Lohan finally hit rock bottom. Before I go on can I just ask, where is Lynne Spears and Dina Lohan for their daughters? I’m just asking. Did they get a memo saying it was a break from being a mother? Because I didn’t get that memo. When I signed up, my contract was VERY clear in the no days off or breaks allowed part, so…..I’m just wondering.
Even after crashing her Mercedes-Benz onto a curb and into a tree early Saturday morning where cops found a sizable “amount of cocaine” in the car, being arrested at the hospital (then released), and having Svedka Vodka pull sponsorship for her 21st birthday party in Las Vegas this July…..what does Lindsay do? LINDSAY GETS CRUNK!!! You can’t keep a cracked out slut good dog down. And I don’t mean crunk as in crazy and drunk. I mean crack and drunk. She was seen stumbling out of an LA nightclub, fell to her knees outside and shoved inside of a car where she basically passed out. And Dina Lohan was still on “vacation” from parenting.
She was helped into the back seat of a car where she fell straight asleep - with her mouth hanging open. There was blood on her hand from a nasty cut. And her clothes and make-up were a mess.
Next movie for her will be some Sci-Fi Channel flick with some kind of Octopus or Alligator that’s a million feet long….
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