Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

(Thanks SOHH) Young Jeezy was arrested at Atlanta strip club, Stroker’s, for making it rain on hoes and sex in the champagne room “disorderly conduct” at 3:30 am this morning.

After being charged with disorderly conduct, Jeezy’s bail was set at $280 and he has since been released, Dekalb County Spokesperson Officer Mickey Jones told SOHH.

While details surrounding the incident remain unclear, reports have circulated that members of Jeezy’s entourage caused a disturbance while trying to pass security in order to enter Stroker’s. After Jeezy stepped in to calm the situation he was arrested and charged with disorderly

You know that Keyshia is gonna whoop his elderly ass if she hasn’t already, or shank him. One of the two. This reminds me of the skit on Black Rob’s first cd.
Black Rob:Hey…hold up I’m Black Rob.
Cop:Oh Yeah? Well I’m white cop now the get F-CK out the car!

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This Northwest Urban Community’s first best dressed winner was supposedly chosen for wearing a banging outfit. But should it be a surprise that she’s friends with people at this online urban community? So is this community picking people they know or REALLY the best dressed?

Poor Michael! Spending time in the Middle East must have made him delusional. Rumors were all over that Mike would be doing his own show in Las Vegas for the past couple of months, but he may have screwed his own damned self over stalled negotiations after reportedly asking for $200 million, twice what Celine Dion is getting. He also wanted his own robot with the capability of shooting laser beams out of its eyes……
And my soul is destroyed.

Just a few weeks ago, it was reported Jackson wanted a giant robot of himself which shoots laser beams for his shows.

Mike C. Luckman of Luckman Van Pier, an entertainment consultancy firm, revealed the pop superstar had been reviewing plans for a 50 foot robotic replica which would be used to promote his concerts.

Luckman said: “It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see

This is what happens when you have a sexually repressed gay man who feels he cannot come out the closet. He should just ask Mase how he dealt with it!

Ooooooh….Kelly and Orlando sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kelly Rowland recently admitted that she thought Orlando Bloom is “the most beautiful man in the world.” She also admitted that she had a crush on him. I mean, I can’t say I blame her. Orlando is a fine specimen, even if he used to hit Kate Bosworth’s guts. Girl you better get your snowbunny! Nothing wrong with a little white chocolate right? Some sexual vanilla! I know from experience. John Cena and I had a fling for a minute. Well in my dreams anyway. I’m still trying to find a way into tricking him into thinking we had children together. Kelly: Put your milk on my cocoa puff, Orlando!
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Janet Jackson graces the cover of Us Weekly magazine where she talks about how she’s kept the 60 lbs. off she lost after ballooning to about 180 lbs. Her weight became an issue in January of 2006 when she was snapped looking heavier than normal. I am happy she lost the weight, but I’m just wondering how she will be able to breastfeed Jermaine Dupri if she no longer has any fat stores? This is serious! She tells the magazine that it is very hard for her to work out and that she has to get amped to to hit the gym. She also goes on to discuss how she indulges in her cravings just in moderation. Yeah whatever! When your trainer is someone like Gunnar Peterson last time I checked, you’d lose some jelly too. She does look good though. Now if she could just have a hit record……….
Check out the new issue of Us Weekly on newsstands now.

I’m sorry but I was under the impression that Dina Lohan had more important things to do, like be a guide for her rehabbed daughter, Lindsay Lohan? I’m just saying. Parenting be damned, Dina has her eye on the real prize: keeping her name in the media’s mouth! The The New York Post reports that she is now denying she ever alluded to being the “white Oprah.” But they had something for her ass:

Fame-crazed Mama Lohan recently told Us Weekly, “I’ve read all these things, like, I said I’m the white Oprah. I’ve never said that in my entire life! It’s completely ridiculous.” Really? In an Aug. 10, 2006, interview with Star magazine, she told reporter David Caplan, “I love to talk. Lindsay [ Lohan]’s friends call me ‘The White Oprah’ because they all come to me with their problems.” Caplan, who’s since left the weekly for VH1, tells us he quoted Dina accurately.

Lindsay:Mom, I’m going to go do so much coke and quaaludes this weekend. I am so gonna be drunk and then I’m going to jump out of a plane with no parachute on cause Paris said it’s hot.
Dina:Huh? What? Right honey. Just let me finish this interview real quick.

So my dude Lil’ Wayne is getting his entrepreneurial swagger on by getting into the alcoholic beverage game. With all these rappers pushing beverages from Pimp Juice to Crunk Juice and Sizzurp Purple Punch (real brand by Jim Jones), I’m thinking that the beverage industry thinks we are either some dehydrated cats or just drunks. Can we have a rapper peddle some school books? Diplomas? Jobs? *sigh*
Weezy will be expected to develop, brand and market the drink (along with Straight Up Brands) but that’s all that’s known as of now. It’s still in development.

The New Orleans native joins a growing list of rappers and entertainers who have partnered with the company to create customized beverages. Straight Up recently took control of the Dipset backed Sizzurp Purple Punch Liqueur following their acquisition of Rappin’ Brands earlier this year. The company also has plans to launch a pineapple flavored beverage called Lucky Nites with Houston native Lil Flip, a brand of sparkling wine with Foxy Brown, and Storm Vodka with DJ Clue.

But seriously, they might want to change the rest of the lineup because Flip, Foxy and Clue haven’t done a damned thing substantial in years. Give me my own brand at least. Not only will I develop, brand and market, I’ll drink the shit too! Every chance I get. “I’m on Patron and Purp I can’t think!”
Shoutouts to XXL!

Here are pics from Eve’s video “Tambourine.” She looks absolutely fab, but then again it’s very rare that she doesn’t. When she comes with a video, she comes correct. Not bad for dodging a DUI charge huh? I can’t wait to see the end product. What do you guys think?
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