Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Anybody remember Farrah who was in Destiny’s Child for all of five minutes, then found out she was fired via MTV because Beyonce can only have ONE redbone in the group and she isn’t going anywhere? Well according to SOHH she upgraded to being Lil’ Wayne’s groupie chic. See? There is life after Beyonce boots your arse out of the group unceremoniously! Maybe her and Cam’ron can give Beyonce and Jay-Z a run for their money.
Jim Jones and I were going to be a power-couple, but we didn’t work out. I tried to bathe him and he chucked me the deuce. Oh Jim, I still pine for thee…..

Beyonce: Only one b!tch in this group gon’ make it with these white folks, and that’s me cause my momma and daddy said so.”

I’m volunteering. I’m volunteering to have less rights. This whole notion that you can have all the rights in the world while there’s an emergency is nonsense. That’s why there are emergency hours that are given to law enforcement during times of war. And if the cop tells you to move and you don’t move, he’ll bat you over the head. That’s the way it should be.

This is from his interview with Radar. He also goes on to talk more sh!t about how marriage is destined to fail, sperm count, and how he doesn’t want to answer to anyone and that’s why him and Shannon Tweed won’t get married.

Boy I tell ya, chics let anything slide these days huh?

Rapper Jim Jones can add “designer” to his resume with the debut of his Nostic Apparel line. It’s a joint venture between him, his mother (wow…mom is hip) and another partner. So far the site doesn’t have any other options other than men’s t-shirts, but they are obviously looking to expand into women’s and kid’s apparel, jeans, and accessories. The line is supposed to be a reflection of Jim’s rap-rock style as seen in a few of his videos. From what I see the t-shirts are cool, but they are nothing like the shirts he wore in his “Ballin” video which I liked. But the site is obviously new and they are probably still designing a few more items. These are NOT cheap. The tees alone go for $125, which for the current tees, I think is a little overpriced. If they start putting out more of what he had on in the videos, then I can see that. What he has now is righteous, but I could do just as much with a bedazzler and my stuff would only run ya about $10 bucks and a McDonald’s giftcard. However, it has potential and his style is pretty cool. I’m excited about it, and that hoodie that Juelz is wearing is the truth. Here’s a look:


Click Here for Nostic Apparel Site

Can’t knock his hustle for real.

I swear Lindsay’s motto is “just f_ck it!” because this makes no sense. So for her 21st birthday (gotta love that coke habit and alcoholism before you’re legal thing man!) she has enlisted Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday bash in heaven for the rehabilitated: Las Vegas! She stands to get a lot of money for it actually. You know I gotta hand it to her mother. She should write a book because her parenting is off the chain. Might I suggest the following title for it?
“Dina Lohan’s Guide To Raising F.cked Up Kids: How I Turned My Daughter Into A Boozing Trallop.” Hmm…it has a ring to it. I know I’d buy it! College? Hell no! Start to drinking!
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Seeing as how we also do real news here, I found this interesting. Bush The Navy sent out two aircraft carriers and landing ships with 17,000 sailors and marines for an unannounced training exercise near Iran. I’m just wondering if I’m on the right planet. The planet that I am on has news stories where U.S. soldiers are found dead after being held hostage (YUP one of them was found dead today with a shot to the head and the torso) somewhere in Iraq. The planet I live on has suicide bombings almost on the daily in where else but Iraq, and the troops are taxed and over-extended. Maybe he lives on the real Earth and I live in an alternate universe, on an alternate Earth. I bet on the Earth that Bush lives on, I’m blonde, blue-eyed and have been on girls gone wild more times than I can count and I have three vaj-jay-jays. I must be in the wrong place. If this were a playground it would probably go like this:
Bush:”Look at me Ahmadinejad! I’ve got all these cool boats and stuff. Nee-ner nee-ner! You don’t want to mess with my battleships! So fall back!”
Ahmadinejad:”Umm you might want to worry about that Iraq kid behind you. He’s busting all your bubbles. I’m just saying….or did you forget?”
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Damn with all the rapping about money, cars and clothes, you would think that Hova would make sure his employees were taken cared of at the 40/40 club. Maybe that’s why he’s richer these days. Beyonce’s wig game is sick for a reason…

A former employee of Jay-Z’s upscale Manhattan sports bar has filed suit against the club, claiming that she did not receive all of her wages. According to the New York Post, former 40/40 Club waitress, Celeste Williams, says that the popular nightspot typically withholds a cut of the staff’s tips and refused to pay them the required minimum wage and overtime.

Between taking care of Beyonce’s dome, paying off his baby mama AND feeding the little hamster surely operating inside Rihanna’s massive dome, things can get expensive.

Let me get the legal jargon out of the way first. And just so you know Aftermath is Dr. Dre’s label; and Dr. Dre gave Em his big break.

On Monday (May 21), two management companies that represent Eminem filed suit against Aftermath Records, Interscope Records, Universal Music Group Recordings and ARY Inc. claiming they are owed revenue from digital downloads of the rapper’s music. According to The Tennessean, Detroit based F.B.T. Productions LLC and Em2M LLC say they are entitled to a 50% share of any revenue generated from downloads of Em’s music, but are currently receiving only a 12% cut. An audit that was completed in February estimates that the two companies were owed $650,000, and that amount has now reached $1 million.

Ummm…are things really that bad? This whole entire camp is having issues. Game and Dr. Dre, Fifty and Dr. Dre and now this? Hell this could have all been resolved at a strip club with a couple rounds Miller High Life.

So we’ve been given a peek at Fifty’s album cover for his new LP, in stores June 26th, Curtis. It certainly is better than the last two. Those were over the top. I’m doubtful I will buy this cd, but judging from his last one with some good tracks, he just might have gotten better. I don’t care what any of you say “Get Rich Or Die Tryin” was DUMB.