Apparently Tom Cruise’s bottom b!tch Katie Holmes is not pleased with her name being used for non-Scientological purposes. A young skank woman who claims to be a “virgin” says she would like to turn her first experience into a movie…..a porno movie to be exact. She wants to put it right out there so she can “learn from it.” She’s changed her name to Katee Holmes for her porn name and the real Holmes is not pleased. I wouldn’t be either! I mean this is the year of the Ho for real. Add that to your Chinese calendar and smoke it! I mean I certainly can empathize with Katie. That happened to me once. Mmm hmmm…some girl wanted to “honor” me by getting ran through by the football team here at some high school in Tacoma but instead of playing off of my name, to capture my true essence she said, she changed her name to Skeezy McSleazy! I have NO idea what that’s about. From the NY Post
A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she’ll be deflowered in her first movie. And that’s got the real Katie Holmes’ camp in an uproar.“It’s a really cheap shot,” a rep for the actress, who’s married to Tom Cruise, told Page Six. But Shy Love, an adult film vet who manages the 5-foot-9, 122-pound Katee - a small-town girl from Illinois - insisted: “Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she’s done, beginning with ‘Dawson’s Creek.’
Hell I don’t know WHAT Katie’s worrying about! Tom will make homegirl disappear in an instant. Watch! They’re going to find her on the set butt-naked, with her mouth sticky and a “note” explaining why she took so many Quaaludes.
