Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

So apparently Britney Spears was partying it up with Ryan Phillippe last night at Les Deux and left within minutes of each other. (Where the hell are your kids b!tch??) What the hell kind of pairing is this? He must really hate himself for screwing Reese over. But then again, Britney is quickly becoming the town slut, so I guess it makes sense. Get in where you fit in Bro.
Britney: “I need an intervention and some love….”
Ryan: “Yeah well let me intervene in your love if you know what I mean.”
Reese: “You bring that ho around my kids I’ll chop them nads off. I still rep the dirty south b!tches.”
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Rapper David Banner auditioned for the part of “Gamble” in the next installment of Batman: Dark Knight. He even had to shave that trademark beard of his. Looking at this picture, he’s kind of cute. I would like to see him act. I won’t even go into Black Snake Moan.

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Kim Kardashian looks fabulous at the Maxim Hot 100 Party in NYC. I love her physique. She’s “suspect” but she is pretty and her body is bad as hell.

Coco and Ice-T were unceremoniously asked to give up a table while enjoying and dinig at Ono in the Gansevoort Hotel for Maxim’s Hot 100 party. And of course! I mean nobody and I mean NOBODY makes Hillary and Haylie Duff wait for a table! Act like you know! I mean Haylie’s performance in Napoleon Dynamite WAS CLASSIC Hollywood greatness. And Hillary….her music is THE TRUTH! Her voice easily rivals Christina or dare I say….Billie Holliday? *SMDH*

A VERY brave maitre d’ bounced Ice T and Coco from a bottle-service table at Maxim’s Hot 100 party at Ono in the Gansevoort Hotel to make room for Hilary and Hayley Duff Wednesday night. “Coco was p - - - ed,” our sources report.

I would be too if I had to get up for these two horse looking chics. Coco you’re still beautiful. Love you girl!
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It appears, but shouldn’t come as any big surprise, that the ever vapid Jessica Simpson is not living up to her obligations as a representative for Operation Smile. The organization is less than pleased with her. Well, I don’t mean to be rude, but that’s what you get for picking Jessica Simpson’s fake ass. That’s like me picking Britney Spears for the “Give A Damn” Foundation, or picking America’s Next Top Model Jaslene as a rep for Stop The Hunger. It’s NOT plausible!

May 18, 2007 — THE question on everyone’s mind at the Operation Smile benefit the other night was: Where is Jessica Simpson? The chesty singer has been a huge supporter of the cause for 10 years but stopped after her well-publi cized trip to Africa for the charity last year, and her split from hubby Nick Lachey. “She’s turned her back on them,” the spy said. “She got a lot of good publicity from the charity but re fused to let pictures of her be in the com memorative book and hasn’t done anything with them in a year.” A rep for Simpson said she was in Ger many being honored at the UNESCO Gala to Benefit Children in Need, “partly for her work with Operation Smile. Jess was one of four honorees for her philanthropic work. She sang two songs, and the event raised about $3 million to build schools all over the world.”

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Here’s a snippet of the “Rehab (Remix)” featuring Jay-Z. I’m a big fan of the cd myself and I like Hov so it’s a good combo. It’s not the first time she’s collaborated with a rapper. Her cd includes a bonus track remix of “You Know I’m No Good” with Ghostface Killah of the Wu-Tang Clan. His cd “More Fish” also includes a remix of her song.
Love it!

This is a little late, but I had to comment on Jaslene winning America’s Next Top Model last night. Could the judges not find anything redeeming about the other two? This by far is the worst pick they’ve had in the history of the show and I don’t foresee here going very far at all. But then again winning ANTM isn’t much of a prize considering it really means nothing in the long run. Let’s face it Jaslene looks like she just successfully completed a stint at Auschwitz. For weeks and months Tyra went off about weight but she picks a girl who is so skinny she looks deformed and macabre; even ghoulish. I was rooting for Natasha myself. Oh well…*shrugs* it’s just ANTM.