Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Ah yes with a string of pathetic 11 minute concerts, horrible wardrobe decisions, screwed up attitude and completely acting like a brat by not visiting her sick mother in the hospital on Mother’s Day, and this picture right here of the WORST weave I’ve ever seen….I would say: Cats start your watches! It’s only a matter of time before this girl loses it again. I anxiously await for her to get so trashed that she goes in for an interview naked, half her weave hanging off. Now THAT’S entertainment!

I was going through, cause I make it do what it do (you’ll know what I mean once you listen to this song), and I found this on UltimateCiara.net. It’s called “Do It” and it’s a bonus track to the UK release of Ciara’s lates opus “The Evolution.” It’s better towards the end that’s for sure. And some things aren’t MEANT to be remade or touched….
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She looks great! Too bad they pushed back her cd to July 3rd AGAIN. It’s obvious either she sucks OR her label is trying to destroy her. *Shrugs* Let’s just look at the pretty pictures.
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You know it’s not easy being a “super” group. It’s really not. I mean there’s so much stuff you have to do. But it doesn’t help when you’re manufactured and as a collective you equal half the talent in one Amy Winehouse or Christina Aguilera. But you never know right? Danity Kane might be able to pick it up right? I mean just because they peform at a prom how sad considering the cliches about bands at proms doesn’t mean they’ll never make it! Check out the pics and you tell me. I’ll be over here in the booth at Taco Bell in White Center chatting up the Mexican bus boy. I’m a coyote. Hell a girl has to get paper for the summer some how!!!





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And it would seem Puffy is trying to run them into the ground because as of April, they weren’t allowed to release any new singles from their cd. Well ladies it’s either the whorehouse or the poorhouse!
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It’s time for a new segment called before they were fug. I was going through YouTube doing my thing and I found this old video of Fergie from Kids Incorporated. Now I’m in my 20s so I remember Kids Inc. Some of you younger folks may not remember, so here’s the break down. IT WAS PRODUCED BY SATAN! Mario Lopez was on it as well. They would sing, and have cheesy acting and they always had a moral twist. Remember those American Idol commericals for Ford? Imagine them for thirty minutes. Watch the video while I self-medicate with a fifth of tequila and some muscle relaxers. 10 years of therapy GONE thanks to YouTube.
From This:

*lol at the crappy keyboards and her singing*

To THIS:

What a difference some meth makes…..and some makeup.

Who said an old dog can’t get new tricks? Hell whoever said so didn’t know Bruce Willis! Bruce Willis still pulls these chics. Demi who? Screw cougars…it’s time for kittens.

The 52-year-old “Die Hard” star enjoyed a romantic evening with Tamara Witmer - who is just five years older than his daughter Rumer - at Los Angeles’ Peninsula Hotel recently and Tamara says Bruce is “sexy.”

Tamara, who got to know Bruce during several phone conversations, told Steppin’ Out magazine: “He’s got the sexiest voice! He’s so smooth and suave. I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in person.”

“The age gap isn’t a problem. People expect that.”

The beautiful model has previously dated Jean-Claude Van Damme and loves hooking up with Hollywood stars.

*snicker* I like how she is trying to convince herself AND us that he’s good looking. I find that I am spiritually channeling Kanye West as I write this: “Now I ain’t sayin’ she a golddigga, but she ain’t messin’ with no broke….” You cats finish the rest….
I must confess that I had a weird fantasy of him YEARS ago while I was sleeping. It was a dream and he was laying the pipe good in it too. But I awoke, and felt like I had been raped by a gang of trolls on speed. I cried in the shower for hours.
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When will the troubles end for Michael Jackson? Just when it seems like he may be off the radar, he gets right back in the sights and it’s usually not pretty (aside from that nose of his anyway). Word is he’s trying to block a few of his items from going to auction because they could be detrimental to him, and dare I say our minds and health if they get out. Jesus help us….

Last year, Richard Altomare, chairman of Florida-based Universal Express, bought more than 20,000 Jackson family artifacts from Henry Vacaro, a former business partner of Wacko Jacko who won the collection as part of a New Jersey bankruptcy case. They include all of Michael and his siblings’ costumes from their Jackson 5 days through the ’90s. Among the most coveted prizes are Jacko’s trademark sunglasses and black fedora, a jacket with gold-sequined epaulets he wore in his “Moonwalking” days, Janet Jackson’s ballet shoes and a Mae West costume she donned onstage, and handwritten Jackson 5 lyrics and never-before-released recordings.

But Jacko has gotten a temporary restraining order against the sale, claiming he’s the rightful owner of all the items, and he’s set to argue his case at a closed-door hearing in Las Vegas tomorrow.

That has Altomare fuming, particularly since he’s withheld numerous items from the auction, slated for May 30-31 at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Vegas, because of their “salacious” nature. “There are a couple of paintings Jackson made of children, of boys - naked,” Altomare told Page Six. “And there are some of his whitening creams, some sex aids . . . some of the old records in his sealed [sexual molestation] court case.

“This is stuff we have kept from the auction out of respect to Mr. Jackson. The guy has troubles. We all have skeletons in the closet and, if Michael hadn’t put up a fuss, I might have quietly, discreetly, just given it to him. I’m a Brooklyn kid and a gentleman . . . But if he p - - - - s me off, I may end up auctioning them.”

Reminds me of Bernie Mac in the movie Player’s Club :
Blue: I didn’t try to come up here and cheat you out of…
Dollar Bill: Blue, let me tell you somethin’. Blue, if I raise up, gonna be trouble… trouble, so go walk it off.

Michael don’t let that be you!

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Paris Hilton will now only need to serve 23 days for her DUI charge, instead of the original 45 days she was sentenced to serve originally. She will be serving her time in a *snicker* “Special Needs Housing Unit.” The celebretard celebutante must be rejoicing as we speak! I’d still bring the KY though. All this means is that Niecy, Tammy and Sandy The Bulldyke will have to run up on her in the showers faster. Courtship be damned….

The sentence reduction is the result of credit for “good behavior,” said L.A. County sherrif spokesman Steve Whitmore. Good behavior, according to the sherrifs office, is showing up for one’s scheduled court date. However, most perps don’t get amnesty for showing up in court when required.

Hilton’s luxe accomodations are in a 2,200-inmate facility where police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile clientele reside when they’ve behaved badly.

The celebutard will be separated from the general inmate population and gets an hour outside of her cell to bathe, watch television and talk on the phone, said Whitmore.

Is this even jail? This is a time out. If you or I were caught in the same charge it would be a rap. Somebody just didn’t want their country club membership revoked. Damned shame….
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This video is for the single of the same name off of his T.I vs. TIP CD coming out soon. It’s all good. I’m not a big fan of it. I’m on some other stuff right now, but this is going to be a fun song for the summer. I am laughing at him lifting weights and doing push-ups with his little, scrawny self. I am SO excited that all the girls on Myspace are going to use “big things poppin’, little things stoppin” all over their pages. Yay…..

Jesus Lover of my sinning, Lil’ Wayne and Robin Thicke lusting soul…
This song isn’t bad. I’m not a fan of 50 Cent because he reminds me of me when I’m PMS’ing hard, and that’s not a pretty sight or thing folks. He’s always b!tching about something or someone, but this song isn’t that bad. I can see maybe dancing to it in a club. It’s got some flavor to it. Much better than “Amusement Park” which was TRITE and MYOPIC. The video is alright too. The money flying is so cliche though. Tony Yayo laughing like one of those snarky kids on the playground grates my nerves like no other. What are you laughing at Tony? You don’t have a damned thing going for YOU AND you were arrested for slapping a kid a month or so back. I must ask why did he choose Golden “Kitchen Weave” Brooks to be the starlet in the video? You cats do the judging.