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Blender placed R. Kelly at number 48 on its list of the 50 craziest pop stars ever. Elton John, Chuck Berry and Mariah Carey also placed. Blender dropped the dime on Kelly with:

Chart-topping R&B sensation or poster boy for urination? Both!
Case History: He sleeps all day and plays basketball every midnight. He has been known not to change his underwear for days at a time and make his wife knock first before entering rooms in her own house. Then, of course, there’s his alleged enthusiasm for home-video hobbyism — plus those 21 counts of child pornography he’s dealt with.
Crazy Moment: Secretly marrying the 15-year-old Aaliyah probably could have been better thought out.
He’s So Crazy: “Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through.”

And he STILL gets chics in the videos. Now THAT’S game. Your ass stinks to high hell but you pull these chics. BRILLIANT!
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I’m sure Beyonce Stans (uber-fanatics to the point of lunacy; named after Eminem’s song of the same name “Stan”) are rejoicing! Mass suicide be damned, BET didn’t snub her for J-Hud this time either. Had she gotten anything less than five nominations, they would’ve held hostages at swap meets and wig shops everywhere. We are so lucky BET has averted this tragedy.

BET announced the nominees for their 2007 BET Awards on Wednesday (May 16) and singer Beyonce came out leading the pack with six nominations — including Video of the Year.

Fresh off the success of her latest album B’Day, Beyoncé is up for Best Female R&B Artist; Best Collaboration for her duet with Jay-Z on “Déjà vu” and “Upgrade U”; Video of the Year for “Irreplaceable” as well as her sultry turn with Shakira on “Beautiful Liar”; and in the Viewer’s Choice Award category.

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J-Hud was right on her tail though. BET knew better than to snub Beyonce. What Beyonce wants, Beyonce gets..OKAY? Act like you know. Solange on the other hand…

Dina Lohan says her daughter Lindsay Lohan is ‘misunderstood’.During her interview with US Weekly she basically deflects saying that Lindsay “doesn’t know who her friends are” and that she’s going to be 21 soon. Oh okay. Let’s all fall back. We didn’t know right? All that underage drinking and that nasty coke habit are totally going to go away when she turns 21. Lindsay’s so lucky! With a mom like that, coke and some creepy boyfriend that tries to mack when mom’s away is never too far away.
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All I’ve got to say about these pics is anytime Robin, any time you want. *Goes to take cold shower*

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I LOVE this song but then again I’m one of those weirdo backpack-rap types. The video is funny, creative (that afro is sick!) and it’s different. Reminded me a little of Will Smith’s “Switch” but I liked that song (so sue me!) so I’m straight. Check it out! Word to Double X-L, Double X-L!

Here’s 50 Cent’s new video “Amusement Park” and as you can guess it’s heavy on the hip-hop chics. I watched a few seconds and kept it moving….I’m alright thanks. I prefer a little jazz myself. Y’all enjoy though.

After some hunting (my Google game is SICK!) I found the pics of fast as$ Danah Alleyne that she is hiding. It’s only a matter of time before she makes her page public again. Attention whores Teenage girls like Danah always come back to the dark side! We’re here to help!
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Wow the innocence of a young 15 year old trallop…they just make me thinks of puppies, angels, fairies and periwinklein a whorehouse.
I’m asking WHERE were here parents when all these pics went down though?

With hair like that I would think the guy would JUST stick to playing baseball. I can HARDLY imagine anyone, not even video broads wanting to dance on him. Eazy-E and 1994 called, they want their style back. Looking at this pic I thought I was in Middle School again. *shudder* Apparently he was blasted for some very mysoginistic and ignorant words on a rap song he recorded called “Bend Ya Knees” don’t kill me with your originality. The Mets got word and were not pleased to say the least. He’s not currently playing, he’s out with a sprain, but they have officially gotten the noose ready.

New York Mets centerfielder, Lastings Milledge, has come under fire from the Mets organization and the media for a vulgar rap song he recorded with an artist on his record label. The song, “Bend Ya Knees,” is a collaboration with Manny D, an artist signed to Milledge’s record label, Soulja Boi Records. Throughout the song, the 22-year-old athlete uses the “N” word and claims to have a “top-notch ho” and “a different bitch for every night.In response, the Mets released a statement yesterday condemning the track and its lyrical content. “We disapprove of the content, language and message of this recording, which does not represent the views of the New York Mets.” Manny D, however, feels the controversy is unwarranted. “Do I feel like he should watch what he says because he’s in the public eye? Yeah, but everything he’s doing is positive,” Manny D told the New York Daily News. “He’s not out there shooting people or shooting up dope. How can you fault somebody for something they say?” Milledge did not respond directly to the firestorm he created, but did tell the Daily News, “I’m only talking about baseball right now. I just want to rehab and get back (to New York).” Currently, Milledge is playing for the Mets minor league, Triple-A New Orleans team. According to the Daily News, this isn’t the first controversial incident the Florida native has been involved in. In 2003, he was expelled from Northside Christian School for allegedly having sex with a 15-year-old girl. Milledge allegedly agreed to enrolled in a juvenile arbitration program to avoid jail time. But after the Mets drafted him in 2003, the Daily News reported Milledge was allegedly accused of having consensual sex with 12 and 13-year-old girls. He was subsequently expelled from Northside Christian School.
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*SMH* Knowing how fast some of these girls can be in N’Awlins I am not surprised. Those are some Danah Alleyne type cats down there. I bet he sticks with the young ones because they think he can send them to whoever does his perms…

Click here for website. They removed the song it looks like.
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Regence started notifying all the enrollees/plan members that their premiums will go up 19% (Good LAWD that’s a lot of money!) in July. For some, depending on age, they’ll actually end up having a 40% increase after it’s all tallied up. Now Regence is not the only insurance going up, but theirs is the steepest jump. SERIOUSLY.

Regence BlueShield on Tuesday began notifying 137,000 individual-plan customers that their premiums are rising an average of 19 percent in July in the steepest increase for individual plans this year by a Washington health insurer.

And for 16,000 of those enrollees, the rate increase will total 40 percent because they also happen to be moving into an older, more expensive age group.

The rate jump is a sharp change from last year, when Regence proposed — then rescinded — raising premiums by 5 percent. Since leaving the rates unchanged last July, Regence has gained 30,000 new customers, bringing its total individual members to 137,000.

The rate boost does not apply to people who buy their coverage through employer plans or small-group plans. But both Regence’s rate reversal last year and the size of this latest premium increase have outraged Washington Insurance Commissioner Mike Kreidler, who accuses the insurer of a bait-and-switch.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…it does. The news did a story to where Americans aren’t simply going across the border for meds, they are going across the pond to Europe for hospital care to include inpatient assistance. THAT IS BANANAS! *SMDH* I’m foreseeing a lot more incidents where “Get the ‘Tussin” is uttered, or perhaps medieval cures by witch doctors.
“Mom I broke my leg!! My bone’s sticking out and hand is lying parallel to my arm!!!”
“Get some dragon root from Rollo on Rainier Ave, the ‘Tussin, and some Motrin and you’ll be aight!”

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Young Jeezy wants to make a few of his fans’ dreams come true! *sniffle* As I wipe this lone tear from my eye because I am moved from such generosity, I wonder if Mr. Jeezy can make MY dreams come true. A few would be:
- Stop saying “YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH” in every damned song.
- Stop saying “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN” in every freakin’ song.
- Stop lying on your age.
- Do something with your girlfriend’s hair stylist like say fire her, because it’s evident she can’t. That orange hair is freaky!
Thos are just MY wishes but I doubt he’ll grant me mine.

In order to promote his new single with Keyshia Cole, “Dreamin’,” Young Jeezy is holding the “Make Your Dream Come True” contest. The Snowman is giving his fans a chance to write, in 100 words or less, what their dream is and why Jeezy should make it happen. The Atlanta native will read all of the submissions, pick one lucky fan and make their dream come true. “Sometimes I look at my life and I’m amazed at how far I’ve come,” Jeezy says. “If it wasn’t for certain people supporting me, I don’t think I’d be able to accomplish what I have…that’s why I’m doing this for my fans. They’re the ones who helped to make Young Jeezy number one and it’s important that I give back to them. I wanted to do more than just say ‘thank you,’ I wanted to show them how thankful I am that they’re helping me realize my dreams. For me, this whole contest, and even my career will make me feel like I’ve accomplished a lot if I can help someone else realize their dreams too.”

If he hands out ONE pair of Jordans, or something bogus like that….I’m buying you ALL another round of drinks right before I throw myself off the top of the Space Needle.
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