The Beatniks Celebrity Gossip

LOL at the “Don’t ruin this for me Fred” tag under Jim Jones’ photo. Thanks to The Real for sending this!

If you’re checking for new music for your MP3 player, check out this new track by Donny Goines!
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Okay I dig his attempt at originality but it’s NOT working.  Why does he KEEP trying?!?!  The hat doesn’t even match and then the plaid bow tie???  Just….DAMN!

I don’t know why but Denzel’s look on his face is HILARIOUS to me. 

The folks over at AllTheParties.com just HAVE to know what’s up when they take these pictures. They just have to. I mean, I know the photographer saw them and knew he scored. I know he didn’t do it because he thought they were fine…

What would possess someone to think to that this is a good look?

Okay so I was getting ready to post this and the next thing you know…FLASHING LIGHTS in my damned eyes. If I were Khia, I would see this picture and the jokes would just write themselves.

And we get to see what Kobe was really working with…

Happy damned Friday as you most likely will be seeing this tomorrow!

What I love about this video:

1) The EXCESSIVE use of a green screen.
2) The fact that the green screen or something was off so it looked like he was floating.
3) Wow…with his monotone style. (If you know where I got this from, you rock!)
4) I don’t know WHAT he is saying.
5) I have never seen so much blue in my life. He has more blue than a crip convention held over the atlantic oceans on a cloudless summer day…
STY-LOW : THUGG MELODY

Hey! If you want to see what I do on the side, check out my interview with one of Seattle’s own Young Soprano! It’s always fun to interview up and coming local artists because you never know. Someone once interviewed ‘Pac, Biggie, Em, Fifty, Luda, Outkast and others before they became “famous.” You never know if you are talking to the next biggest star.

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This f*cka right here makes me MAD as all hell.  You SEE that your eyebrows are touching.  You KNOW that it looks like a caterpillar is setting up shop on your forehead, yet you do NOTHING.  This bothers me.  Men, PLEASE take care of your eyebrows.  This is just…*grabs head* I just….wow.

 I’m just saying, he looks like he belongs on Sesame Street.

I know he thinks he’s hard because he’s a rap cat and all that, but rapper or no rapper, tweaze that sh*t man.

So Ne-Yo has blog!  Yeah…

He has some interesting stuff like the kind of car he drives and stuff like that!  If you are a Ne-Yo fan, then head over to his blog Year of the Gentleman!

It appears as though the rumors–and I may be late with this observation–that Robin Thicke got his wife Paula Patton, and my archnemesis, pregnant last fall were false.  GOOD!

Robin, baby, I am saving these ovaries for you and Wentworth Miller as soon as I know he’s not gay, John Cena, Daniel Craig, Lil’ Wayne, Reggie Bush, Idris Elba, Boris Kodjoe, and….!!

I realize that Paris Hilton is going to be selling weave-100% Yak and yes, I mean Yak not Yaki–but I just want to know what is on her face?  They oiled her joint up good.  I just think of all the grease.  Jesus….

 And I just LOVE that picture on her weave package.  It just says: “I’m vapid as hell but y’all STILL are about to buy my rat fur weaves.”

And it’s a Clip ‘n’ go???  All I know is I better not catch any black women wearing this shit.  But I know someone will try it….

 ATTENTION WHITE WOMEN: Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT buy clip ‘n’ go weaves.  It’s tacky and it’s dumb.  Just pay the $60-$100+ bucks to get a sew-in or a bonded one but clipping is NOT the business…

So over at Crunk and Disorderly, I saw that Plies is planning to launch his own clothing line. Here’s what Fresh had to say:

Woohah.com reports that Plies will release a clothing line for women called ‘Bust It Baby’ this Fall [You know, like the song. Boy, you be cross-promoting!] that will include short shorts [I can’t] and spandex. Expect to see plenty of classy broads standing in the line at the club showing off the bottom of their ashy ass cheeks in the skin tight garments.

LOVELY and DELIGHTFUL!!! I can’t even FRONT, the guy is going to sell OUT of those damned outfits. Have you seen his Myspace page!?!??! I have never seen so many damned GROWN women line up to be a, what’s it called, bust-a-nut, errr…bust it baby. It’s going to be a long, HOT crotchless summer. I can just see the tagline now:

“Bust It Baby Clothing by Plies, fine purveyor of shitty ass music, used condoms and ‘yak. Brought to you by your local welfare office, King’s Liquor store on MLK Way and Ray-Ray’s Weave ‘n’ go!”

BWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA *choke gag* BWHAHAHAHAHA the golf cart is killing me!!